The Funniest Trivia Team Names Ever

Danielle Dauenhauer
Updated March 28, 2024 5.9M views 80 items
Ranked By
150.0K votes
40.7K voters
Voting Rules

Vote up the trivia team names that make you giggle.

We’ve all been there – you’ve gathered your team for an epic trivia night showdown, but before you can unleash your collective genius, you’re hit with that all-important decision: what to name your team? This exciting list is all about the best trivia team names and ranks them based on fan votes and popularity. Why? Well, as trivia enthusiasts know, having a creative, clever, or downright hilarious team name can often be as exciting as the game itself. These team names are gauged on creativity, the humor factor, and the way they stand out from the usual trivia night names.

Moving on to some brilliant examples, we have "Quizteama Aguilera", "Let's Get Quizzical", and "Trivia Newton-John". These classic examples all masterfully blend pop culture references with puns, earning them top spots for creativity. On the funny front, names such as "And in Last Place...", "I Am Smarticus", and "It's not Smallpox, It's Trivpox" have managed to get chuckles across the globe, all while maintaining a uniquely competitive spirit. Each of these names encapsulates the excitement, competitiveness, and joyful nerdiness that is part and parcel of any great trivia night.

Unlike other more common team names, these good trivia team monickers have managed to strike a balance between humor, pop-culture awareness, and a tad bit of self-deprecation. From cool and witty to inappropriate and dirty, they stand out from the crowd because they provoke laughter, curiosity, and a reaction - a key determinant in a memorable trivia name!

Now it's your turn to contribute! Are you a fan of trivia quizzes with a knack for naming? Scroll down the list, cast your vote for the best trivia team name, and contribute to this crowd-ranked list. Remember, your votes make a huge difference. So let's get your favorite trivia team names ranking! Explore an array of mind-boggling, hilarious, and clever names for trivia teams that have left their footprint in the trivia world.

  • 1
    1,687 votes

    Titanic Swim Team

  • 2
    1,924 votes

    Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

  • 3
    2,091 votes

    You're a Quizard, Harry

  • 4
    1,870 votes

    Quiz in My Pants

  • 5
    2,659 votes

    My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

  • 6
    2,874 votes

    Better Late Than Pregnant

  • 7
    2,343 votes

    Tequila Mockingbird

  • 8
    1,774 votes

    Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

  • 9
    2,788 votes

    Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

  • 10
    2,733 votes

    I Thought This Was Speed Dating

  • 11
    1,339 votes

    It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

  • 12
    546 votes

    Stevie Wonder's Driving School

  • 13
    1,319 votes

    Les Quizerables

  • 14
    1,123 votes

    My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

  • 15
    1,541 votes

    In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

  • 16
    1,579 votes

    We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

  • 17
    1,210 votes

    We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a P*nis

  • 18
    1,130 votes

    The Quizzard of Oz

  • 19
    799 votes

    Rehab Is for Quitters

  • 20
    1,010 votes

    Quizlamic State

  • 21
    873 votes

    Periodic Table Dancers

  • 22
    1,449 votes

    Our Couch Pulls Out, But We Don't

  • 23
    1,581 votes

    Quizlamic Extremists

  • 24
    1,283 votes

    E=MC Hammer

  • 25
    796 votes

    We Like to Come from Behind

  • 26
    899 votes

    Let's Get Quizzical

  • 27
    643 votes

    Drink Apple Juice. OJ Will Kill You!

  • 28
    888 votes

    60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

  • 29
    1,071 votes

    Nine Inch Males

  • 30
    609 votes

    The Three Must Get Beers

  • 31
    662 votes

    We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

  • 32
    219 votes

    Oedipus and The Motherf*ckers

  • 33
    820 votes

    Trivia Newton John

  • 34
    609 votes

    Spooning Leads to Forking

  • 35
    542 votes

    A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

  • 36
    698 votes

    Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

  • 37
    682 votes

    Halal, Is It Meat Your Looking For?

  • 38
    439 votes

    Agatha Quiztie

  • 39
    734 votes

    Multiple Scorgasms

  • 40
    899 votes

    The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating B*tches

  • 41
    492 votes

    I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading

  • 42
    519 votes

    Are You Smarter Than a Third Grader? Because We Brought One

  • 43
    466 votes

    Fat Kids Are Easier to Kidnap

  • 44
    1,266 votes

    I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse C*ck

  • 45
    519 votes

    There's Always Money in the Banana Stand!

  • 46
    433 votes

    Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber

  • 47
    670 votes

    Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

  • 48
    740 votes

    Cunning Linguists

  • 49
    492 votes

    Quizteama Aguilera

  • 50
    677 votes

    Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

  • 51
    487 votes

    Colors That End in Urple

  • 52
    530 votes

    The Tempura Shelter for Lightly Battered Women

  • 53
    591 votes

    Uncles With Benefits

  • 54
    481 votes

    Beer Makes Smart

  • 55
    402 votes

    Wings or Porn – Either Way You Have a Mess On Your Hands

  • 56
    590 votes

    Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With

  • 57
    462 votes

    Menace II Sobriety

  • 58
    520 votes

    Shart-Nado

  • 59
    492 votes

    Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

  • 60
    457 votes

    You Know Who Else Doesn't Like Trivia? Communists.

  • 61
    566 votes

    Clitty Clitty Gang B**g

  • 62
    461 votes

    The Wet Dream Catchers

  • 63
    422 votes

    Another Night When Nobody Came but Me

  • 64
    328 votes

    The Never Nudes

  • 65
    464 votes

    Bruce Willis Is a Ghost and Batman Dies at the End. Also, Gweneth Paltrow's Head Is in the Box

  • 66
    596 votes

    On a Scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Love Kids?

  • 67
    56 votes

    Nerd Herd

  • 68
    446 votes

    Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Really Bad at Poetry, Nice T*ts

  • 69
    67 votes

    Your Mom's Illegitimate Children

  • 70
    338 votes

    The Only Duck Dynasty That Matters Is Emilio Estevez's Mighty Ducks

  • 71
    287 votes

    A Seal Walked Into a Club

  • 72
    134 votes

    Urethra Franklin

  • 73
    148 votes

    I'd Do Anything for Love... but I Won't Do Kanye

  • 74
    137 votes

    C U Next Tuesday

  • 75
    187 votes

    Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls

  • 76
    99 votes

    Death: the Closest Gary Coleman Will Come to Six Feet

  • 77
    101 votes

    We'd Be Better Trivia Players, but We're Too Busy Having Sex

  • 78
    156 votes

    Forrest Dump

  • 79
    118 votes

    I Studied for This Quiz by Looking Up Nude Pics of Charlize Theron

  • 80
    13 votes