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The Best "BoJack Horseman" Quotes

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Here are the best quotes from the Netflix original series BoJack Horseman. Since its 2014 premiere, the animated comedy centered around a has-been Hollywood star (who also happens to be a talking horse) brought audiences many quotable and funny lines from characters, like BoJack (Will Arnett), Mr. Peanutbutter (Paul F. Tompkins), Princess Carolyn (Amy Sedaris), and more. What are your favorite BoJack Horseman quotes?

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  • I Don't Know How
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    I Don't Know How

    BoJack: I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.

     

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  • Red Flags
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    Red Flags

    Wanda Pierce: When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.

     

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  • Horrible Person
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    Horrible Person

    BoJack: You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you're a horrible person, doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

     

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  • If I Can
    4

    If I Can

    BoJack: I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.

     

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  • Born With A Leak
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    Born With A Leak

    BoJack: You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.

     

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  • It Gets Easier
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    It Gets Easier

    Jogging Baboon: It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day —that’s the hard part. But it does get easier

    Bojack: Okay.

     

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  • My Own Happiness
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    My Own Happiness

    BoJack: I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!

     

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  • Everybody
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    Everybody

    Mr. Peanutbutter: I don't know a lot about a lot of things. But I do know this: everybody deserves to be loved.

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  • Loneliest Feeling
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    Loneliest Feeling

    BoJack: Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.

     

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  • I Hate Myself
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    I Hate Myself

    BoJack: Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.

     

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  • The Universe Is Cruel
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    The Universe Is Cruel

    Mr. Peanutbutter: The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't the search for meaning; it's just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, yo'’ll be dead.

     

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  • You Run
    12

    You Run

    Secretariat: When you get sad you run ,straight ahead and you keep running forward no matter what there are people in your life that who are going to try to hold you back , slow you down , but you don’t let them. Don’t you ever stop running, don’t ever look behind you there is nothing for you behind you. All that exists is whats ahead.

     

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  • A Little Less
    13

    A Little Less

    BoJack: We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.

     

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  • Take A Shower
    14

    Take A Shower

    BoJack: I need to go take a shower so I can't tell if I'm crying or not.

     

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  • No Regard
    15

    No Regard

    Princess Carolyn: Laura! Clear our my schedule! I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being!

     

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  • Running Is Terrible
    16

    Running Is Terrible

    BoJack: Ow, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.

     

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  • So Stupid
    17

    So Stupid

    BoJack:  He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.

     

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  • Knock A Drink Back 
    18

    Knock A Drink Back 

    Princess Carolyn: That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t get sh*t done!

     

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  • Give Up Everything
    19

    Give Up Everything

    Fuzzy Whiskers: I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realise how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.

     

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  • Now You Know Me
    20

    Now You Know Me

    BoJack: Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.

     

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  • One Long Hard Kick
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    One Long Hard Kick

    BoJack: Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra.

     

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  • Wacky Adventures
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    Wacky Adventures

    BoJack: I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

     

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  • Sleep On My Couch
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    Sleep On My Couch

    BoJack: You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don’t even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.

     

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  • Is Not Great
    24

    Is Not Great

    Princess Carolyn: BoJack, I’m gonna level with you, honey. This whole you-hating-the-troops thing is not great.

     

    13 votes
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  • Child's Heartbeat
    25

    Child's Heartbeat

    Sextina Aquafina: I think about my child’s heartbeat and oh, it makes me weep. I hope and pray to God my little fetus has a soul. Because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole.

     

    25 votes
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