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Monday Afternoon. My apartment.
Hey, Mama, guess where I went on Sunday?
Bloomingdale’s.
How did you know?
Because you called me from there and said “I at Bloomingdale’s and feel like teenager.”
I didn’t say that.
You said something about teenager.
I said that I hadn’t been there since I was a teenager.
That was long ago.
Yes, thank you. But guess what I got there?
Clothes.
Mama, you are psychic!
Let me see what you got.
I got two skirts and a pair of pants.
Good, you need new clothes. I don’t understand what you wear, it is not flattering.
It was a huge sale.
Oh?
Really. Everything was marked down and then I got the presale price, which meant an additional 30% off.
This I like. Let me see.
I don’t have it.
I don’t have it what?
I don’t have the clothes.
Why? You no buy?
No, I bought. But to get the presale price I have to come back on Friday to pick it up.
So you go on Friday and you buy then?
No, I already paid. I just go to pick up the clothes on Friday.
You give them money and they keep clothes?
Y..yes.
You are a terrible shopper.
I got a receipt.
Oh, receipt. This is cause for celebration. Receipt. Paper receipt!
I’m sure the clothes will be there on Friday…
Yes. President of Bloomingdale’s will be waiting for you at front door. Welcome, Marinka, we are expecting you.
::Gulp::
Now I’m super worried that when I go to Bloomingdale’s to reclaim my clothes, they will laugh at me and my receipt.
And to kill the time waiting for Friday get here, I’ve been watching this new video from Coca Cola about their newest installment of the Happiness Factory series. Since I was born behind the Iron Curtain, I remember my very first Coke. It was when I went to Tbilisi to visit Mama’s family. They had Coke in tiny glass bottles and I fell in love.
The video is called “The Great Happyfication†and it tells you the secrets of happiness. Take a look! And feel free to put on some eyelashes and dance along.