So far today has been marred by the fact that my daughter is sick for the second Halloween in a row, my son told me that he hates his perfectly good and heavily discounted Ninja costume and I told him that he’s ruining the point of Halloween, which is to put some crap on, go out, get candy and bring it home to his parents. Then he told me that he will not trick or treat unless he’s allowed to use a pillow case for his loot, probably King-size. I’m also upset because I bought a fake witch’s nose for my costume and my OWN AND NATURAL AND GOD-GIVEN NOSE IS LONGER THAN THE STORE BOUGHT ONE. I hate the anti-semites who made the fake nose.
I don’t know why this holiday has to suck so much. It’s like we’ve all forgotten that Jesus is the reason for the season.
But enough about me, Happy Halloween to you!
And if your costume is not quite ready, check out these can’t-miss-ideas!
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