Archive for the ‘Republicans Humor’ Category
Wednesday, February 19th, 2025
A fractured nation
controlled by foul maniac;
Trump’s evil, unchecked.
A fractured nation
overtaken by evil,
as Putin’s Trump reigns.
A fractured nation
victimized by Trumpy myths
and cowardly pols.
A fractured nation–
Endangered Constitution–
The courts our last hope.
Tags: Constitution Verse, Donald Trump, Law Haiku, Law Satire, Political Haiku, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Senryu, Putin Haiku, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, Trump Haiku, U.S. Constitution
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Monday, February 10th, 2025
Headline: “Trump Keeps Floating A Possible Third Term”
Trump is eyeing a THIRD term. (Big Sigh!)
Is it likely that Donald will try?
Experts deem it illegal,
But Trump thinks he’s regal–
That there’s nothing his power can’t buy.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump 3rd Term, Trump Third Term
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Wednesday, February 5th, 2025
Washington Post Headline: “Republican skeptics cave on Trump’s most controversial Cabinet picks”
The Republican Sens. are compliant;
Against Donald they’re rarely defiant,
Which means bad nominees
Are approved with great ease…
Although each one’s the inverse of giant.
Tags: Donald Trump, GOP Cowards, GOP Senators, Republican Cowards, Republican Senators, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Cabinet, Trump Nominees
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Thursday, January 30th, 2025
The Donald is flooding the zone
With horrors that none should condone.
But his party just cowers,
Supporting “Trump’s powers.”
No objections or gripes — not a groan!
Tags: Cowardly Republicans, Donald Trump, Executive Orders, Flooding The Zone, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Executive Orders
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Friday, December 20th, 2024
The Republicans’ game is a mess.
Think they know what they’re doing? (God bless!)
At best, they are wreckers.
They’re NOT playing checkers.
And they’re certainly NOT playing chess!
Tags: Donald Trump, Elon Music, Finance Bills, Funding Bills, Government Shutdown, House Republicans, Legislation Limerick, Legislation Satire., Mike Johnson, Republicans Humor, Shutdown, Trump
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Monday, December 9th, 2024
I just read that Trump’s selling cologne!
Brand new grifting from Trump? Hold the phone!
I am stunned, simply shocked
And amazed, startled, rocked
That the thief’s stock of rip-offs has grown!
Tags: Donald Trump, Fight Fight Fight, Trump, Trump Cologne, Trump Grift, Trump Perfume, Trump Rip-Offs
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Saturday, December 7th, 2024
Donald’s picks, on the whole, are all feckless.
There’s no vetting, alas. They are checkless.
Trump gives standards short shrift,
But his process is swift.
It’s a cinch being quick when you’re reckless!
Tags: Cabinet Nominees, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump's Cabinet
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Thursday, December 5th, 2024
The old “Gray Lady’s” falling in line,
Cov’ring Trump with no hint of a spine.
I’m so sick of its false
Equiv’lency waltz!
Is it fair to the Dems? I say Nein!
I would stop our subscription today.
But, alas, my dear spouse says, “No! Nay!”
He has wearied of hearing
My New York Times jeering.
So it’s here, where I must have my say.
Tags: Cowardice, Donald Trump, False Equivalence, False Equivalency, Media Humor, Media Satire, New York Times, Republicans Humor, Subscriptions, Trump
Posted in Democrats Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Media Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | No Comments »
Wednesday, December 4th, 2024
When a Trump pick is forced to withdraw
Over sex-crimes, or some other flaw,
It seems likely, alas,
That an even worse ass
Will be named to help Trump flout the law.
Tags: Cabinet, Cabinet Nominees, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Law Humor, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump's Cabinet
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Saturday, November 23rd, 2024
Four more years of a man who’s our bane?
A vile pol with a venomous brain?
What’s the crux of the matter?
Trump’s foul — a Mad Hatter,
Whose win on the 5th is insane!
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Tuesday, November 12th, 2024
The Dems and the press-folk are keen
On playing a blame game, obscene.
But they’re missing the point
In their haste to anoint
A fall guy: Most voters are mean!
Tags: Blame Game, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Democrats, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Harris, Harris v Trump, Media, Media Humor, Media Limerick, Press, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Blame Game, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Democrats Satire, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump, Voting Satire | No Comments »
Tuesday, October 29th, 2024
“Stay on message,” Trump’s people advise.
But its essence is hatred and lies.
It’s divisive and crude,
Racist, fascist, and lewd–
A clear message sane folks should despise.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Crudeness, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Fascism, GOP Lies, Harris, Kamala Harris, Racism, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Message
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Racism Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump | No Comments »
Wednesday, October 9th, 2024
The Donald faults China and trade.
“Huge tariffs,” he cries, “must be paid.”
“They steal jobs from our nation,”
He rants to ovation.
But THAT’s where Trump’s Bibles are made.
No, I am NOT making this up. Here’s a quote from CBS News:
“Thousands of Donald Trump’s “God Bless the USA” Bibles — sold for $59.99 each — were printed in a country that the former president has frequently accused of engaging in unfair trade practices and stealing American jobs: China.”
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, China, China Tariffs, China Trade, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Jobs, Republicans Humor, Tariffs, Trade Limerick, Trade Wars, Trump, Trump Bibles, Trump Hypocrisy
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Tuesday, October 8th, 2024
My latest 3-verse limerick was inspired by a CNN article that included this paragraph: “Roberts was shaken by the adverse public reaction to his decision affording Trump substantial immunity from criminal prosecution. His protestations that the case concerned the presidency, not Trump, held little currency.”
Poor John Roberts is in a deep funk;
His beloved court’s stature has shrunk.
And it’s largely his fault
For harsh rulings that halt
Basic rights. He’s a punk and a skunk.
About justice his court doesn’t care.
There’s no effort to ever be fair.
It treats stare decisis
Like trash. We’ve a crisis;
Sound rulings are brutally rare!
So if Roberts is sad, fine by me!
For the court must be changed. You agree?
Then be sure to vote Dem.
No more hawing. Don’t hem!
It’s the one way to stem the debris.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Bill Of Rights, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Constitution, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, Insurrection, January 6, John Roberts, Justice Department, Justice John Roberts, Precedent, Republicans Humor, Stare Decisis, Supreme Court, Trump
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Wednesday, July 31st, 2024
ABC News Headline: “Donald Trump says Kamala Harris, who’s married to a Jewish man, ‘doesn’t like Jewish people'”
Don-OLD falsely asserts that our VEEP
“Doesn’t like Jewish people.” That creep
Knows full well Doug (her spouse)
Is a Jew. Trump’s a louse
And a felon. The man’s full of… BLEEP!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Doug Emhoff, Election Humor, Election Satire, Kamala Harris, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Anti-Semitism, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kamala Harris, Political Limericks, Political Speeches, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Religious Satire, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on More Trump Lies (Limerick)
Saturday, July 27th, 2024
Donald Trump made an error he rues:
Using age as a way to abuse
And disparage Joe Biden.
Now folks are deridin’
Poor Don-OLD as old. Hence his blues!
Tags: Ageism, Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Ageism Humor, Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Just Deserts For Donald Trump (Limerick)
Saturday, July 20th, 2024
Please don’t fall for the GOP lies
About “unity.” Buyer be wise!
It does have a nice ring,
But their “unity” thing
Just applies to straight, white, Christian guys!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Lies, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Trump, Unity
Posted in Campaign 2024, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Unity Rubbish (Limerick)
Thursday, May 16th, 2024
Washington Post Headline: “Republicans flock to court to ‘kiss the ring’ during Trump criminal trial”
GOPers are flocking to court
To kiss Donald’s rump and help thwart
New York’s efforts to try
Donald Trump. (He’s their guy!)
And to truth, law, and justice distort.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign Satire, Court Limerick, Crime Limerick, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Election Satire, GOP Hypocrisy, GOP Lies, Justice Limerick, Legal Limerick, New York Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Limerick
Posted in Crime, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Law Satire, New York Politics, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on GOPers Court Trump At Court (Limerick)
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024
Ruthless Trump lies and spews
Countless gripes that are groundless.
His fans buy his “truths.”
Their naivety’s boundless!
Tags: Campaign Satire, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Trump’s Speedy Picks (Limerick)
Saturday, December 7th, 2024Donald’s picks, on the whole, are all feckless.
There’s no vetting, alas. They are checkless.
Trump gives standards short shrift,
But his process is swift.
It’s a cinch being quick when you’re reckless!
Tags: Cabinet Nominees, Donald Trump, Election Humor, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump's Cabinet
Posted in Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Satire, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Republicans Humor, Trump | No Comments »