Absolutely no one has worked harder this week than the desk fan I bought six years ago from Argos.
Monzo Bank
Banking
London, England 479,688 followers
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
About us
corporate content never felt like Monzo.
- Website
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http://monzo.com
External link for Monzo Bank
- Industry
- Banking
- Company size
- 1,001-5,000 employees
- Headquarters
- London, England
- Type
- Privately Held
- Founded
- 2015
- Specialties
- Digital Retail Bank, Fintech, digital banking, and smartphone
Locations
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Primary
Broadwalk House
Appold Street
London, England EC2A 2AG, GB
Employees at Monzo Bank
Updates
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FRIDAY OFFICE PERSONALITIES: * the one who starts absolutely every meeting by saying ‘Happy Friday!’ * the one who can’t stop telling everyone about their weekend plans in excruciating detail * the one determined to finish their to-do list from Monday * the one who went out for lunch and never came back
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SICK OF SMALL TALK? TRY THIS INSTEAD: ”What you up to this weekend?” - “What’s your most treasured childhood memory?” ”What are you having for dinner tonight?” - “What’s your favourite thing about yourself?” ”Nice haircut!” - “Is humanity inherently good or evil?” ”Lovely weather we’re having” - “Has a natural phenomenon ever brought you to tears?”
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THINGS THAT FEEL MORE EMBARRASSING THAN THEY SHOULD BE: - waiting for the lift to arrive - getting out on the wrong floor and everyone watching you get back in - realising you forgot to press the button for your floor and you’ve just been waiting in a stationary lift by yourself - the strained silence in the few seconds between the lift arriving on your floor and the doors opening - getting stuck in the lift
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Working parents at the start of the school holidays: - ”Let’s make a volcano on my lunch break!" - "The fridge is fully stocked with healthy snacks!" - "I bought new books and games to keep you entertained!" Working parents 1 week into the school holidays: ”You can play Fortnite all day and there are sweets in the cupboard, I have calls.”
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OFFICE OLYMPICS: TRIATHLON: driving to the station, getting the train, walking to work 100M SPRINT: making it into the lift before the doors close WEIGHTLIFTING: filling the awkward silence before a meeting MODERN PENTATHLON: making an excel spreadsheet DIVING: tucking into the Colin cake as soon as they blow out the candles WRESTLING: prioritising my to-do list HURDLES: getting approval from my stakeholders FREESTYLE SKING: pretending I know what I’m talking about when I don’t