A Real Pain (2024)

Jesse Eisenberg: David Kaplan

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• Benji Kaplan : We stay moving, we stay light, we stay agile.

  David Kaplan : Yeah.

  Benji Kaplan : The conductor's gonna come through, taking tickets, we tell him we're going to the bathroom.

  David Kaplan : Bathroom.

  Benji Kaplan : He gets to the back of the train, he starts heading towards the front looking for stragglers.

  David Kaplan : Sorry we're the stragglers?

  Benji Kaplan : Yeah. By the time he gets to the front the train's gonna be in the station and we're home free.

  David Kaplan : This is so fucking stupid. Tickets are probably like twelve bucks.

  Benji Kaplan : It's the principle of the thing., we shouldn't have to pay for train tickets in Poland. This is our country.

  David Kaplan : No it's not, it was our country. They kicked us out cause they thought we were cheap.