The trouble began when I made some disparaging remarks about Luigi, the famous Nintendo character, in a recent GameSpy Grudge match. All I said was:

"Oh no way, listen here home-salad, Luigi is a loose cannon. He's the jimmy-kicking H-BOMB. I wouldn't count on Luigi to lead the light brigade, he's unstable. He's like the Hannibal Lecter of the Nintendo family."
My careless words were greeted within the week by an angry injunction from Luigi's agent and lawyers. They claimed that I had misrepresented their client, that my words were slander, that I would be held liable for unfairly characterizing the man in green as a sociopath. To settle the matter out of court, I've been asked to create this page of fun Luigi activities for the kids -- you know, to clear his good name. Also, they demanded a public apology, which I will gladly give: Luigi, I deeply regret everything I said about you. In fact, you're one of my favorite Super Smash Bros. Melee characters, due to your mad-crazy kung-fu stylings. Sure, you may be a little "off," and your victory poses display a hint of the melancholy that stains all geniuses of your caliber, but you're still "A-OK" in the eyes of myself and my employers as a matter of public record.

HEY KIDS! Want to have some fun with loveable Luigi? Look no further! Here's some super-cool Luigi games for you and the whole family.

Make Your Own Super-Luigi Paper Cutout Doll!

Click for the pattern!
Let's start off with something extra-fun that you can play with again and again -- the Super-Luigi cutout doll! I found the pattern on some funny Japanese site. I don't have the instructions because I don't speak Japanese, and neither do you. Just print the pattern out, spread glue on it, and stab everything in sight with the sharpest scissors you can find. For extra fun, cut out these cool paper-Luigi accessories to play with:


Luigi Needs Your Help!

Click to see the maze!
Luigi is embroiled in a bitter struggle to beat Mario at Tennis. It's Luigi's serve, and if he doesn't do well, it could be his last! He needs your help to beat Mario. Do you have what it takes?

Click on the Maze to see if you can help Luigi with his super secret strategy!



How Good Are Your Eyes?










Can you spot the difference between these two pictures? Look hard! Look close! Can you tell what's changed?

That's right! In the second picture, Luigi's put the bomb inside the mailbox, along with his special 12-page typewritten manifesto.

Luigi Connect-the-Dots Mystery Puzzle



Golly, something sure has Luigi spooked! What could scare brave, brave Luigi? You'll have to connect the dots to find out! What's got Luigi on the run? Click here when you're ready for the answer!

Well, Luigi's gone away for now. Oh well. Maybe next week he'll be back with more puzzles. Maybe he'll bring back my credit cards. We sure do love Luigi, don't we? Bye bye for now!