This is the kind of poetry you would write if you were mashed up on ecstacy pills, crack and absinthe. This was originally written as a joke but for some reason, people are actually using it to send erotic, emo poems to each other. Personally I wouldn't touch it, unless I was deeply in love with a beautiful, tall, slim girl who had a really good sense of humour and zero temper... (*sigh* Easter bunny, tooth fairy, Santa Claus, etc).

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Tangled within the sweet orchids of lust, I lay trapped within the honey-like nectar of Aphrodite

Your beautiful delicate skin fires passion within my soul! Could such beauty be the work of Royalty? Nay - such charm is the sign of an angel!

What sinful aphrodisia drives my thirsty eyes to crucify themselves upon thy scarlet lips?

With each tear falling from my eyes like diamonds, I beg to enter thy garden of eternal love

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