School does wonders.
A few hours in and I felt smarter than yesterday already.
Now i feel like a genius.
Thank god for school, otherwise we will all be stupid.

I love school. Really.

Dear diary.
You suck shit. Best diary post ever.

Its a frikkin new year. And according to the myrians, we only have 2 more years to live. So yeah, its 2010 just 4 days ago.

I think I had a pretty bad new year. On the last day of 2009, I stayed over at my friend's house killing zombies, cruel blasting their heads off with a pistol and a machine gun while my friend used a fully upgraded shotgun. I totally believe that it was good practice before 2012 comes. Yes, 2012 is definitely going to be death by zombie apocalypse. My friend is a friend abuser because he didn't provide me with supper before sleeping.

On the 1st day of 2010, it was very dark and rainy, definitely not a good way to start a new year.

On the 2nd day of 2010, I went to play free Tekken at my friends house and on my way to the MRT station, I saw people consoling a guy who tried to kill himself. New year fails.

On the 3rd day of 2010, I reached home at 10am and slept all the way till 5pm.

And on the 4th day of 2010, school reopens.

Plus, this year, there weren't any invites to any of my relatives' house for new year celebration dinner.
This must be the most failed, lousiest new year yet. You know how first impressions count? 2010, you failed 5 times in a row. Unless Megan Fox has leaked nude photos/sex tapes of herself starring me as main male lead, my impression of you will never change.

Yes. I realized I have shit english. But thats because 3 weeks of holidays killed alot of my brain cells and made me stupid.

I'm afraid of growing up.

AGGRESSIVE


SLALOM


I want to take up skating. And its a choice between aggressive and slalom. I'm afraid of aggressive because I might break bones, teeth and even suffer head trauma. But comparing it to slalom, aggressive is so much cooler.

The skates are expensive, like super. Should I take it up?

Maybe I should just continue Tekken-ing. Yeah, I should. What a lame question to ask.

Marcus and his long hiatus from blogging with his lousy English due to the lack of blogging, signing out.

My first 1000 unread mails :D

Happy Birthday to mee~
Happy Birthday too mee~

Happy Birthday to MARCUSSSSSSSS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Sweet. I'm finally 18 now!
First alcohol I will purchase, Here I come :D

Dudes. I found out one of the most awesome-est shit ever today!

Remember the friend I told you about who was really good at Tarot because, well, he says he is and has 4 years worth of experience. And again, me, not knowing nuts about Tarot have to trust him on that.

So anyways, remember I said something like I'd probably ask him about my girlfriend or something right? Well people, Lo and Behold. I did. Surprising stuff really.

So anyway. I have no idea how he does it, but he does. If you want him to do yours, I mean, you can just follow me to my CCA, he will most probably be there.

So, the one and first thing I liked about what he told me, and I'm just gonna tell you straight in your faces is that she is a nympho. I KNOW! I was like "OH! Hello~" when he told me. If you have no idea what nympho means, and you don't wanna go dictionary.com or Encarta, it basically means there's loads and loads and loads and loads and loads (i can go on forever because he said the same thing to me as well) of passion and sex going on. :D
Materialistic. (But honestly, which women isn't?)
Has a good sense of humor (Nice.)
Categorizes people in her "black list" or "white list". basically it means that I don't wanna end up on her bad side.
And some other stuff i can't really remember because the whole point of this post was that I wanted to post about there would be loads of sex.

So, apparently, he can go to the extent of finding out the features of her and turns out, she's 5 foot 2, which I had to use my calculator to find out that 5 foot 2 means 157~8 cm. Black haired with European descent (Hello!). And at least a C (tch.)
Now, I'm not sure if he is pulling my leg or not, but the European descent part sure does seem pretty nice.

So here I am saying, if you like sex, have European blood, and have a great sense of humor, well. Hi there :)