Just when you think things cannot get any weirder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRerwXWTRjM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-4WbjV1Jmo

Story of our lives..or not

[12/8/10 1:21:19 PM] Gaurav: f.o.l
[12/8/10 1:22:25 PM] суон-че.: you people have no lives <3
[12/8/10 1:22:36 PM] суон-че.: emaginary fuckage of nonexistent lives!

Evolution

Rumors that Dan is a shark? Dispelled.

Em *playing with Dan's key* - I'm unlocking your arm. Haha! And I'm never giving your key back, so you can't return to the safety of your room!
Dan - I can still get in. Because I'm a mon-keeeeey.

Notice.

Since I can't spam ye on facebook ->

1) We are ass-em-bling Saturday @ 8 to listen to, laugh at and mock a certain radio show. Ernest-ly laugh.

2) People (DOUG, I MEAN YOU... aright, no, I just like calling out on people) have asked when the rooming thingiewingies 4 next year begin:

 Dear Residents,

Room Selection information for the 2011-2012 academic year is now available at http://www.upenn.edu/housing. You should review the "Before You Start" section, as well as the details for the specific process to which our are applying.

For a brief overview of room selection highlights and key dates, please download a copy of our "At a Glance" brochure athttp://www.upenn.edu/housing/assets/pdf/brochures/glance.pdf 

[12:18:27 AM] Gaurav: I don't even know my presentation yet. I'm so excited to find out tomorrow!

Life Failures

Kathleen: So I was talking to a secretary...

Lyn Li: Did you say suckatree, ey?

Kathleen: Suck a tree?

*silence*

Daniel: Typing in 'Suck a Tree' in Google Images

Gay Pawn Appears.

Kathleen screams.

*silence*

Dan: "Douglas, you do realize it's spelt porn."

*silence*

USA

Kathleen: Where are you studying?
Lyn Li : Hey I'm studying in the United US!

-Walking into Fisher Fine Arts-

Dan: I have hair now.
Em: My skies, you do!
*Dan is smileyfacing*
Em: Dude. Your hair makes you look like a shark!
Dan: And this is my aquarium, cause it's Fish-eerrrr!

=

Jason is silently staring Gaz's pizza @ Hill.
Gaz: Why is there broccoli on my pizza?
Em: You lead a perverted life, my friend.

Gaz: No, but seriously, why?
Em: See the pizza? There you have it, KARMA written in invisible ink. You have baaad karma, boy. So when you die, and reincarnation has to --
Gaz: You're explaining karma and reincarnation to a Brahmin?
Em: Since 'parently you can't see karma when it's staring you from your plate. Or from Jason's eyes.
Gaz: Oh. *thoughtful look* But karma is tasty!

Sexy Math

Math 104.

Substitute prof in an exotic accent: "Hey. My name is ..."
Jason: "Shit, her accent is so sexy."

Nuff' said.

Doug: I can prove that x= 2, for any x.
Jason: Show me.
Elysia: 5 EQUALS 6, WHAT?

Outta Battery!

Location: Hill College house

Time: 8.15pm

Elysia tapping furiously on her blue Samsung mobile phone. After a few minutes, confusion sets in on her otherwise calm face.

E: "I don't understand. Why did my phone black out? *punches the buttons* Oh no, looks like it ran out of battery."

After approximately 2 minutes.

E: "Oh wait, I remember. I just switched off my phone".

:)

Jason, leaving Commons after lunch: "Dude, I feel so sleepy, it's all because of that chocolate cookie."

Elysia & Dan vs Jason & Khye Theng

Context:  Elysia and Dan are winning in a game of pool and have one striped ball remaining.

Elysia:  Wait.  Why do we only have one ball left now?  It's hard to shoot just one ball!  Jason and Khye Theng have so many balls left so it's easier!  That's not fair. *pout*

Elysia: The unicorn is a ZOMBIE?

Douglas: You have something up dog on your face.
Elysia: What?
Jason: Up dog. On your face.
Elysia: What's up dog?

Elysia: Ecuador is a bird?

Doug: So how is your Autism seminar going?
Jason: It's fine. [..] Asperger's syndrome [..]
Elysia: ASPARAGUS?

FIRST POSTZ

Yo. Just checking. Someone should thik of something smart for ze first post.