Friday, May 29, 2009
It was such an exciting night this morning. I actually got beaten up by a bunch of robbers before i have time to retaliate, darn! piss...and filed a police report for this case.
At about 12:20pm, I was on my way home with my friend, MH after our faculty D&D at Meritus Mandarin hotel since she missed her last bus. We decided to fetch a cab from Takashimaya. Therefore, we walk down the slope at Orchard Turn behind Takashimaya toward the main walkway. While we reached the main walkway, a guy came from behind and snatched my friend, MH's purse before running back up the slope. That is when my friend, MH told me she was robbed and i start giving a chase at the robber while shouting "PAK CHEO!"(robber in hokkien, dun ask me why coz i think nobody will actually shout "ROBBER!"). I managed to overtake him but suffered a blow in my left eye by his sudden attack. I have also suffered a kick in my abdomen during the struggle. While having a 1 to 1 fight with the robber, my friend, MH called for help and two passerby came up to ask what happen. Since during the struggle with the robber, he was shouting in malay or bahasa...i knew he was calling for help, so when these two guys clamly approached me, i became weary for them and their sudden punch that came toward me missed since i'm quite prepared for them to hit me. Seeing they did not managed to get me onto the floor, they fleed clamsily from Orchard Turn toward the behind MRT tunnel (why i said clamsily...bcoz i estimated they were running at a speed that is slower than a normal bicycle speed), but i decide not to continue with the chase coz god knows how many compliances they have waiting for me.
Description of the Robbers:
1st robber: this asshole stand taller and bigger built than me. Ard 1.76m tall and slightly plump. He was a middle age timid guy for gave me the punch and kick...why i said he's timid? coz according to a malay couple nearby, they said he was screaming for his compliances in malay or bahasa saying he was frighten...well, issit by me? i'm not sure..but his punch was soft, not like those i expected in the boxing...so seeing me with no expression, he continue with a kick...that is even worse! Its like pillow fight! According to the doctor, she couldn't find a trace of injury on my stomach...i guess pillow fight with my nephew hurts more...gonna find this guy to 1 to 1 again...live or die.
2nd robber: he is short, about 1.65m...definitely below 1.7m, skinny. He was more experienced and act like a passerby trying to help. He came up to me asking what happen and came with a sudden punch. But apparently I knew he was one of his compliances coz no passerby will walk so clamly up to help...seeing that he missed (i won't let ppl punch me with the same tactic again anyway), he fleed...too desperate until cannot wait until i finished with his friend, darn! super nosy robber...take ur queue number lah! ccb!
3rd robber: he is ard 1.7m, average build...i couldn't recognised his face coz he was really professional. Head bend down, hands in pockets and never said a word during the struggle. But when he saw the 2nd robber missed, he was the first one to run...kns, really bo ji is this type liao...no wonder they only know how to go in grp...the first 2 i still admired them abit coz at least they really do what robber should do...this one shd be the first to get shot.
First time fight 1 to so many...duno how to react...think only know how to settle 1 to 1...how come army nv teached me how to fight 1 to many! darn! think i shd start practicing 永春拳。
Super pissed...
after making the police report, the officer told me to go hospital to do a checkup...payment by police. So after sending MH back, i went to CGH with the police report for the checkup...damn, i think i scare more of getting H1N1 instead lor...3 stations measuring temperature before u could even reached the registration counter...that is 3 stations x 2 sides each...i was kanna poked in my ears for 6 times!...and they started asking me if i'm having fever, have i went oversea etc...told them no, but they still said my temperature abit high 37.4 degree...of coz lah, blood boiling lor, how u want me to cool down...consider good le lor...think if straight go down will be even higher lor...waited 2hrs just managed to see the doctor...she asked some questions like "so u have blurry version now?" "no..", "can see clearly" "yes", "but i see ur eye vein quite red" "erm...kanna punch shd be red bah?", "oh, u wear contact lens?" "ya", "one side?" "two? of coz...", "really no blurry version?" "NO!"...then she continued to ask what other injuries i have, so i told her i got a kick in my abdomen...so she gave a check and found its ok, and she said "oh, i think tummy is soft bah, so don't think will have internal bleeding"...well, thank mdm...not sure if she was saying as a general or she's refering i gt a beer barrow which absorb the impact...haix, anyway thats the whole exciting night and i still feel like killing someone...better dun let me met another robbery or i swear i'd kill him on spot...i mean it...at most let him hit once then claim self protect...
*yd took out his black notebook and start writting the robbers' names*
Death 1: "hit by a car, thereafter drag by a double decker bus from behind up to a distance of 1km before reaching at a cross junction (half body gone)where another car run over him"
Death 2: "while waiting for mrt, kanna pushed from behind and run through by the train, however managed to survive long enuff before reaching the hospital...during this period of time, kanna scolded by the passengers for taking up their time instead of the pity look in their face"
Death 3: "robbed a woman who turn out to be the mistress of a undergound society. kanna chop off hands and legs and cut off tougue to be transported to thailand to become a begger on the street...placed 12 hrs a day under the hot sun with 1 dollar at most everyday..kanna cursed and not letting him have a full meal bcoz of his poor performance. end up dying of thrist and starvation"
~the end~
♥ 11:45:00 AM
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