2012年1月20日星期五

Jelq and Kegel

Jelq and Kegel,
not Harold and Kumar;
not names but verbs.

For me, it is interesting,
not because a lecturer ask us go back to find it,
not my hobby also,
Jelq and Kegel had appeared in my exam.
"how Jelq and Kegel helps in impotence?" [10M] !!

What is Jelq and Kegel?
a cute 'ok' sign show it
This is Jelq, but it is not masturbate.
There are 5 techniques.

The exercises are beneficial, not harmful. They will actually improve the health and strength of the male organ as well as increase its size. The basic function of this exercise is to lengthen and thicken the penis. What you are doing is forcing more blood into the Corpora Cavernosa (spongy tissue of the penis). As you continue milking, the spaces in the penis continually stretch larger and larger.

The results from Jelqing are permanent. The penis will become enlarged in both the flaccid and erect states, but especially in its erect state. After about 3-4 months of daily practice, results will be obvious, but we encourage you to continue Jelq sessions to keep your penis in its utmost prime shape.

It not only makes your penis longer and thicker, but harder and over all healthier as well. After your first year of exercising, you should experience a gain of nearly 2+ inches in the length of your penis. You should do this 5-7 days a week for 30 minute each time. Don't squeeze too hard as you could bruise your penis. This techniques has worked for many men, but it may take up 6 months before you see any noticeable difference and most men will give up after 4 - 6 weeks

For more information u can visit this website,
It helps make your penis larger and make a big mushroom.

Then, Kegel...consists of repeatedly contracting and relaxing the muscles that form part of the pelvic floor, now sometimes colloquially referred to as the "Kegel muscles". Several tools exist to help with these exercises, though many are ineffective. Exercises are usually done to reduce urinary incontinence, aid with childbirth in women, and reducepremature ejaculatory occurrences in men,as well as to increase the size and intensity of erections.

[cited from wiki]

The aim of Kegel exercises is to improve muscle tone by strengthening the pubococcygeus muscles of the pelvic floor. Kegel is a popular prescribed exercise for pregnant women to prepare the pelvic floor for physiological stresses of the later stages of pregnancy and vaginal childbirth. Kegel exercises are said to be good for treating vaginal prolapse and preventing uterine prolapse[7] in women and for treating prostate pain and swelling resulting from benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) and prostatitis in men. Kegel exercises may be beneficial in treating urinary incontinence in both men and women. Kegel exercises may also increase sexual gratification and aid in reducing premature ejaculation.Many actions that are controlled by Kegel muscles include "holding in" urine or avoiding defecation. Reproducing these types of muscle actions can yield stronger Kegel muscles.


Erm, boleh masuk kah?

For men, with their finger...

I didn't do this question, I wonder how to get 10m?
drawing? or date the lecturer? LOL

sorry if this post too 'geli' for you.
Hmm, u may practise as well.
Good for health huh =D

2012年1月14日星期六

神龙保佑我


ooo...balik kampung...

ooo...balik kampung...

mari kita...


After exam, it should be a happy journey to back home
especially chinese new year is around the corner.

HHHHowever, some things bad happen to me
the way back to grik, it takes around 3 hours
1.3o hour to pass the kelantan border
and 1.30 hour to drive through the hill.

Before reach the hill, my car ad puncit
=.= sweat die
Why always me!!

Luckily have a bunches of car and friends
help solving it.
this is the second time in 3 months
our changing Tyre skill had been improved
just 10 min to change a tyre.

It was raining heavily.
The road is as terrible as always
full with small and big holes
and with the half flooded road
it make us tension

70km more to reach hometown,
there is a corner with a stated code 509
where my car is loosed of control
I hit the divider and drift 90 into longkang
Why always me again!

Luckily, I was safe
thanks longkor protect me
and thanks again my friends who stop their journey and accompany me to wait the cren coming
But my AGU was celebrating its chinese new year in its clinic.
well, a graceful new year without celebrating my cny in hospital

My 1st car accident
so sorry to make my friends, gf and family worry