OFFICIAL INDICATION TREND HAS GONE BY

Just two years after Kate Moss and everyone else made it the thing to be seen doing, Dannii Minogue has announced that she's, like, so into pole dancing:

I'm trying to work out how my London pad can accommodate a pole, although with floor-to-ceiling windows it's probably best for the neighbours that I don't."

Actually, love, with floor to ceiling windows your neighbours are probably less worried about if you're going to slap in some lame sextoy and are more busy getting a petition to force you to thicken your curtains.

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