No Rock And Roll Fun

THAT'LL BE WHY SHE'S ONLY GOT PLASTIC TITS RATHER THAN THE REAL THING: According to the World Press Review on Today this morning, USA Today have ripped into Brit this morning because (I'm paraphrasing here) she's trying to sound all sexy and experienced, but in fact, she comes across like she's not really sure what she's doing.
Hmmm.
I can't help but wonder if that's by design rather than accident, as a way of trying to keep the schoolie innocent air while simultaneously being sexualised. Keeping her just a step away from having a *threatening* sexuality...
And, of course, there's that song called "I'm not a girl; not yet a woman."