Re-Penetrator

This is a spoof of the cult movie Re-Animator. Its just around 21 minutes and just have 2 people in it. I have heard of it before but just managed to get my claw on it.

The storyline is simple, the mad doctor raises a corpse and had sex with it, only to be killed in the end..har har. The lesson is never try to bring the dead back.

Is it considered the first Zombie porno? I don't think so.The zombie porn genre began in 2006 with the release of director and writer Rob Rotten’s Porn of the Dead.

These kind of movies are only recommended if you like squishy stuffs in your movies. And don't say I did not warn you.

Searching for Anwar's lookalike

I can't help laughing out loud when I read the newspaper today.

Sunday again...

I spend my whole Sunday walking around in the shopping complex, thinking of what to buy, and in the end I did not buy anything yet.

I was considering to buy this Esprit shirt, but not yet the time I feel.

Not pink ok. I was thinking of buying a grey one or a white one. But white shirt is a disaster, especially if you want to eat Curry Mee.

This one made me feel like a walking billboard with the logo so big. I never fancy those shirt with big logo.

 A Puma shoes with the Ferrari badge, expensive but I don't feel it makes you a better driver.

Actually I just wanted to buy 1 item for myself with the small bonus that I got. I don't want to buy an item that requires me to buy another item or items to compliment it.

This Dockers pants is nice, but later I have to buy new shirt, belt and shoes to get the correct style, Its difficult to be me.

Maybe should try this style..hmmm.

New style

Thinking of buying new clothes tomorrow and I am looking at some new styles on the net. This one is cool..

Tomorrow should go walk around..

Cats are smart

I'm just bored and decided to share these two pictures of cats.

My new knife

There is a very interesting story about this knife. I saw it yesterday afternoon and wanted to buy it, but the salesgirl was nowhere in sight. After a few minutes, I decided not to wait cause it was going to rain. In the evening, I went to the shop again and again it was empty. I was tempted to break the glass to take the knife, or break the cash register and take the money.

I went again today and finally there was someone at the shop.

Not bad at all. On a side note, someone was really interested in my swiss army knife. If all goes as planned and the person becomes my last disciple, I'll be giving that person a swiss army knife soon. So far only two person ever got a knife from me..ha ha.

This is what happens when you don't have a shopping bag..

I went home today and found out I am out of shower cream. I can buy it at Tesco but its RM2 cheaper at Jusco, so off to Qureensbay I went.

I was walking when I saw something suspicious on the floor.

I bet someone bought a packet of detergent and did not realized that the packet leaked. The line was quite long..ha ha

2 movies that you MIGHT want to watch..

It seems that more Japanese AV actress is moving into the mainstream movie business. Two names that comes to mind is Sora Aoi and Maria Ozawa. Sora Aoi starred in the funny zombie movie Big Tits Zombie and I am still waiting for Maria Ozawa's Erotibot.

Sora Aoi has been busy and her latest movie is a Hong Kong movie called "Revenge-a love story". I hear its kind of gory so we will see whether I want to make a review of it soon. This movie is for the year 2010. I can tolerate gory Japanese movies but Hong Kong Cat III movies always give headaches..ha ha

Synopsis

A serial murderer has brutally killed several policemen and their pregnant wives. After a quick investigation, the murderer is revealed to be Kit (Juno Mak), whom the case's detective-in-charge (Chin Siu Ho) knows from a previous case.

Once upon a time, Kit was an innocent boy in a rural village who also has a crush on naïve high school student Wing (Sora Aoi). After the death of Wing's grandmother, Kit rescues Wing from a foster care facility, and the two quickly fall in love. However, their romance ends prematurely when a local policeman arrests them. The events that follow lay the seeds for Kit's terrifying path to vengeance.

Maria Ozawa stars in a 2009 Taiwanese movie, "Invitation Only". This one is a Hostel clone folks, although I want to see whether Maria Ozawa get tortured and killed..har har =.=

Torture her??  Well, I need some pins, hot wax, some alligator clips, 5 litres of milk, some bananas and some laxatives..but, cough, cough, its just my imagination..lol

Synopsis

Two males and three girls receive, each of them, an invitation to a party destined only for rich and successful business people. Once there, they are locked inside the building and someone start to hunt them. One die, two others, badly wounded, are captured and dragged on a stage.

There, in front of other guests from the high-society, their stalkers torture them in some gruesome ways. The two (remaining) main characters try to escape this nightmarish location while the bad guys are on their steps.

My Sunday - 22-5-2011

The world did not end yet, so I guess I should go for a walk on Sunday. Today is Gurney day.

I reached there early around 9 something. Ever wonder how the shopping complex would look like early in the morning? It looked like a scene from one of those horror movie like Rec.

From 25 - 31 May, there will be a French Film Festival.

I am still considering whether a Crocs shoes is worth buying for RM209. Its just rubber shoes. For the same price, I can get a Puma sport shoes. But what I really want to buy is the Onitsuka Tiger which costs RM349. Or should I get a Converse? Its a pain to buy new shoes.

End of the world? No..but

No but sometimes I feel sick of all the bad things that happens. Like today..

The world is already full of bad things, why can't we be nicer to each other??

Another wrestler died, but at least he did not overdosed on drug or commited suicide. He had a heart attack it seems.

Feeling depressed already, and I still need to choose one out of these three shoes.

You wish you were rich when..

You see something that you like but can't afford it. I just saw this car and fell in love with it. Its the KTM X-Bow. It uses Audi’s 2.0 liter turbocharged TFSI engine and can hit 100km/h in 3.9 seconds. I bet the price here would be half a million...speechless.

This is my life..longer version Part 2

I'll skip the story of my childhood to another posting. Move to the current times.

I love bikes better than car. I wish I could have bough a big bike but people will not stop nagging over it. So I have a car plus saving some money to buy a big bike someday.

I am also a knife collector. I have more than that but just to give a sample here.

And I love cats.

And I have lots and lots of students.

Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rains.