Project Grps

no you didnt see wrongly. this is a new post with the same title. yes. project groupings are now chaotic once again. seriously, if tutors were to just fucking assign u randomly, then all u would do is to blame the tutor, which afterwards u wont, because there'll be too many tutors to blame.

but right now if the situation worsens, u still gotta see that person for another semester. so. oh yay, we have such a bright future together. let's forget about class chalets and just do some class harmony.

knn. why must we have extras in the class. if not all the grps will work peacefully, den the extra wun get kicked here and there liao. wah piang. less one trouble.

Project grps

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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grp
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because
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buay
tahan
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changed
grp
then
problems
zuay
zuay
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ish
dulans
big big
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Welsh Corgi

this is the cutest dog i have ever seen in my entire life.

Flame IBM

IBM- It's Broken Machinery

yes. that is my definition for IBM. i use IBM as acronym too bad for you biatch.

i swear with my cock, i will nvr ever fucking purchase IBM equip ever ever ever again. no. never. heard that?

ok. let's see. ever since the first day i buy IBM until now. always got cock ups. first ibm laptop duno what security thing. when u dl things from ppl on msn, u open there, it say dangerous file, den delete automatically for u. good job.

ok. this second laptop. sibei zuay problems. button come out. hard disk problem. format thousand times the system still fucked up. change the entire set for me and still boot up 2mins. wtf. format format format. problem zuay zuay.

which is why i nvr touch it for 2 mths during the break. now today wan use. SWEE LA. press cannot ON. song boh. den plug in AC, eh, can boot up. den use use use. den i see, why the battery 0%. use until battery flat? den i see, eh, why the battery not charging. so i plug out battery, put in again. this time say ERROR DETECTED. den 0%. not charging. pcb. ok, the problem not very serious. is what happen after that that makes me damn pissed off

call technical support. the person get my contact details den say their engineer will get back to me. den wait 1 hr, called me. then say what got 2 possibilities. one is battery spoil, one is the set got problem. but in order to determine which problem is occuring, must go down to their service center to do diagnostic test. this fucking diagnostic test i last time got send them to do before, then that time they say my set no problem. but boot up 2mins. u tell me got problem anot. when less than 20gb is used out of 80gb.

ok. so i ask where the fuck is the service center located. CHANGI! where's the closest mrt station? EXPO! ok, so i ask. if really the battery spoil, how much isit. he say he duno the price, must call their sales staff and check, so i called.

then i ask the lady. den she gave me a figure. $163. FUCK. den u know what she say? the battery is out of stock, you must wait 6 months for it to arrive. den give silly reason. cuz recently the batteries got a case of flammable battery thing going on. so they recalling specific batteries and changing them. so they say what, low on stock for my battery type. kns. then i kpkb. den she say, i can go to their retail shops and check got or not. KNN. must ownself go down check 1 by 1 meh. anyway, she gave me an email with a list of companies and their tel numbers. but no address. song boh.

ok. the reason for this post. is to flame It's Broken Machinery. i will never buy It's Broken Machinery again. next time i go buy imac. kns.

so tmr ponteng lecture, go down expo. from dover go to expo, is west going to east. 19 mrt stations. yes... i counted the number of stations. thats how serious this is.

Vivocity on a PH

went to Vivocity with cw and yq today. today is a public holiday. BBBAAAAAAAAADDDDD BAAAAAAAADDDDDDD choice. ok the day started out rough. it rained damn heavily in amk just as i stepped out of the hse. im cursed yes i know.

vivocity is not empty. it wasnt packed either. it was PHWAKIN' PACKED. so many damned families there. like damn alot. alot. and again, alot. anyway, for those who havent been to vivo, it's big, spacious, not many fast foods, nice scenary outside.

ok. i wanted to say alot. but emmanuel made me smack my face, bang my head against the wall, and vomit blood all 3 at the same time. why ppl cannot just ask 1 qn to settle. why must ask 10 qn when all u need to do is to ask 1. damn maddening.

anyway. we went outside. then got those jets on the floor that squirt out water. den yq say smth damn funny

yq: kan shen mo. kan shui chong puo vagina ah
loosely translated: see what. see water shoot open vagina ah

bth. kept laughing.


u see the far end? is sentosa. got the word SENTOSA. lol.


cable cars


according to cw's classmates. from below, this statue looks like a dildo



ok. this is the sign board of a coffee hse. den cw wan me to post this pic.

cw: the perfect cup. A cup B cup or C cup?

anyways, i got my pants altered at Plaza Sing finally. sian. i am tiredddddd


my vga camera has reddish contrast. duno why like that wan.

Dinner!

first day of sch for me today actually. only slept 4 hours, got bloody insomnia. while towelling my hair, it got caught on my stud, got pulled backwards, and half the stud went into my ear. phwaks. damn pain, den start bleeding. wah lao...... sad man.

school today was kinda ok. soso. back to seeing classmates. but i was damn stoned out. had 2 cans of nescafes which din actually help. kept me from slping but made me stone there. saw jackson in my fmgt lect toady. he come to crash all because of a girl. somethings nvr change har... after the lect, suddenly rain DAMN heavy. sudden pour, den everyone drenched, but i was dry. although the wind was damn strong and kept blowing water into the canteen.

actually got alot of things i wanna say wan? but i too lazy to do so? ok. basically, me jack jack and ling on the bus back to amk. den suddenly they say wan meet not. so i call quan and con, but no one pick up. den con picked up, den told her we wan meet. but in the end, all too sian, den nvr liao. so we went home. i ate dinner, bathed. den ling call "eh later wan meet anot. 7.30 amk mrt" den meet lor. apparently yq called her. KNN STUPID YIQUAN. according to the Law of Handphone stated by Jerold Tan on 23rd October 2006, you are supposed to call back the person who miss call you! dammit!

so anyway. i was the first to reach the mrt, to see yq standing there lookin bored. den talk to him, show him my phone. den he very gian. den he keep kp my 3.2mega pix phone not clear. later i post the pictures of him. see clear not. kns! den con came, den ling came, who apparently didnt bathe and didnt change. smelly welly. den jack jack din come for 20mins, den finally got energy to lift the admned phone to call yq say he will be late.

so went to S-eleven. den in the end only quan eat. den the rest stare. den talk alot alot of cock. i took some pictures which i'll post later. to haolian to him my 3.2 mega pix camera. that bitch! hmph. go buy ur sony ericsson cyber shot la! go! quick!

ok. today got damn phwaking funny conversation btwn jack jack with yq.

Jack: Fa La Mour means Make Love in French
Quan: I thought is wash shirt wan?
Jack(dulan): THAT WAN IS FABULOSO LA!

fucking funny. ingenious, the both of them. *claps* anyway, we realised later that the FABALOSO or what, is wash floor wan. lol.

the night was fun :)



ok. imagine the head of the earstud going into the ear. and getting stuck in the middle. hard to reverse, hard to go straight ahead ;(


ok. here's jack jack giving his very best smile at the camera. he saw the camera flash den he faster pose this smile. i think he practises alot.


jack jack is very into Return of the Condor Heroes. he keep playing with yq. yq keep entertaining him back.


ok. my camera flashed. den yq go close his eyes, den become like that

AND FOR THE FINALE of The Dinner!


this was my very first shot at yq. he know i taking pic of him, den the camera flash, den he take this pose. but the camera din snap down the final pose, and got this down. everytime i see this, i burst out laughing.

LOOK AT THAT FACE!

worth a million euros!

NTU Student survey

I&E - Environment

wah. i hate my IS. the teacher is gan boring. den he damn strict and everything. we start at 8 sharp den ask us to do ice breaker, den he damn damn damn gei gao. den 8 all the way until 1150. like omg. this is the worst IS class out of all the I&E. hell...

everything was boring and stupid and got alot of weird ppl inside the class. but got chiobu, den i same grp with her. woo. my eye candy since year 1. but the teacher is omg, boring. he say what during SARS he got invent thermal scanner. put the forehead at the sensor then will check ur temperature. and he invent duno what mouse can check ur ID wan la. den duno what duno what, den earn 2.5mill. den still come sch and so gei gao. wah kao.

ytd night, foo yiling nvr go kfc even though she was the one who say "i wan eat kfc!!!" den ah, very smart, nvr charge hp, den battery flat, cannot contact her. den she work OT also nvr borrow phone to call. so we wait until 7.30, me and con. den i too phwakin hungry, so we ate first. den christie 8+ den come.

wah lao. yiling owes us new york new york la. christie is wrong. shldnt treat kfc nia. kfc is too easy on her.

i need exercise :S

The most turned off ass i'll ever see

dyed my hair today. din turn out well. ive decided not to dye it anymore. highlight at the most. my hair is like grass now. damn

i just came back from my mum's birth mother 80th birthday. that side of the family is very very distant from us, cuz my mum's not part of the family. den today, me mum and dad went, den i damn angry with my dad la. cuz i duno EVERY body there, so i nvr really call them. so some of the aunty and uncle come and talk. then my dad say i duno how to call ppl. phwak off la. cut me some slack. den when my uncle say how many more years till i go army. i say 2. my dad insist is 1 more year. den i say 2. he say 1. so guai lan. den he say "you in year 1 in poly meh? why got 2 more years to army" wah damn bek cek. like talking to a brick wall.

the entire dinner was damn annoying la. got one mother, like 60+, and her daughter.. like 40+. they damn high even without alcohol. den they keep singing canto songs and dancing. then the daughter ah. is like OH MY GAWD. she wear her jeans till her tummy, den she reveal her belly, which isnt exactly washboard. den she keep dancing. den nearing the end of the entire dinner session, she stand next to me den she dance. her ass was like right beside me la. and her tummy. zomg.

the entire night was a mess. oh man. gimme a moment while i wash my eye with salt...








ok. time to get to bed. cutting hair tmr! oh goody

FINALLY! it's over! time to forget!

i canceled my post by accident. im damn lazy to retype. ok. today's 14th october 2006, last day of work. time to forget everything. anyway, just to remind myself next time

caught World Trade Center with vincent jiahao and eric ytd night. jiahao din send me home, so i caught the last train :S it isnt very nice. it isnt as educational/emotional/exciting as it was supposed to be. so, dont waste time.

1: did nothing but slack today
2: ezah and yanti gave kinder bueno
3: lynn gave mini packets of milo because she always calls us children and got them from ntuc children's department. so cute
4: alot of picture taking and saying gdbyes
5: pay got held up by accounts and MD, den when it came every ITE student chiong first, so was late to meet cw and jc
6: took bus to j8 because the haze was very bad and didnt want to walk. saw FF at the busstop. den im like OMG
7: sat with xinni and erika at the last row of seat on the bus, the FF was sitting infront, the reversed side, so she was facing me. i did my best to not look up until *CHICHIK~* camera sound. when i look up, FF's friend holding hp and taking picture of me. im like omg again
8: went to j8, dropped cheque into deposit box den sat train with xinni to town where i met cw and jc
9: spent alot again. very song
10: time to forget everything abt ITP and start afresh. no school for me for the first week, cuz i self proclaim the first week of school as holiday. yesh. im teh best.

im so tired to retype. so sian.. oh, my hp must service liao. sian. the battery is loose, keep dropping, den keep shutting down like that. monday go PS cut hair, must go service phone again. hope can serice on the spot of smth. sian......

things i bought today =)

FINALLY! 14th october. what a day to forget!

yes! today is urm. *checks calender to make sure* 14th october 2006. the phwakin last day of the ITP. no more waking up at 6am in the morning. no more being kicked like a ball and doing sai gang. no more FF! yes! everything is over, everything is paid. and im phwakin free from work. 1 drawback? school is back on monday. *shrugs*

ok. caught World Trade Center movie ytd night at cine with vincent jiahao and eric. jiahao din drive me home today. i took the last mrt. anyway, whatever u do, dont watch world trade center. it's not as exciting and emotional or educational as you think it should/will be. so dont waste time.

today was my last day of work. go there. makan my prata for TEH last time. den headed to office, slack, everyone came. start work? nth for me to do, cuz i finished my callings. so ask me do a little bit of thing, den im free. so the entire time i gia lai gia ki and have fun. ok, HR told us we can get our pay today, so we wait wait wait. den 1140 like that, everyone gather liao, den start taking pictures. our dept gave us kinder bueno. then info dept gave us mini packs of milo, cuz she always calls us children. den get us mini milo packet from ntuc. so cute. den said gdbye to almost everybody.

ok. so knockoff liao. still no pay. HR say accounts is signing our cheques. den MD must sign also, so must wait awhile. mei xiang dao, must wait 45mins, by then i late to meet cw and jc liao. den finally, cheques came, den all the 20 ITE students chiong. den very wtf, we only 7 ppl, cant they let us go first? anyway, got my pay liao. so entire 7 weeks i earned $1004.14. but i spend like 600 liao. wooot.

ok, so me xinni and erika went to take bus to j8, cuz din feel like walking, the haze was quite bad. den reach the busstop. OH MY GAWD! THE FF IS THERE. den im like smsing cw "the ff at the same busstop at me. omg!" den on the bus ah, the 3 of us sit at the last seat. den the FF seat infront, the reverse seat, so she was like facing me. im like, OMG again. den nvm, i die also dun wan look up. den talk to xinni and erika. den "CHICHIK~* camera sound. den i look straight, phwak, her friend use hp take picture.... of me. den im like OMG for the umpteenth time. omg.

im so happy im out of the company already. it is time to forget everything abt the ITP. everything. not even one bit. start afresh! anyway, went j8, dumped the cheque into the deposit box, den took train with xinni. den dropped off at orchard to meet up with jc and cw. today went spreeing again. woot. im NOT GOING TO SCHOOL FOR LECTURES! YES! cheers to me to me to me!

Ear bleed

wah lao, today put earring first time bleed. den pain sia. throughout the day very sore. sian.

ytd ah, left 10mins knockoff from work. suddenly i turn. the FF sitting on the table next to mine, with her malnutritioned friend. den Xin Ni was like, i wait for you outside. den she zao. den my table still havent packed, then i was like "NOO!!! wait wait wait!" den zoom. she zao liao

so the FF and the malnutritioned girl kinda gei siao gei siao sit there. den i pack super fast. den i faster run. den i scold xin ni. she say they loiter there very long liao den finally sit down. so she made herself scarce. wah kao. what a gd friend

today, i learn my lesson. 15mins knockoff, i zao go sit other place with the NP attachies. den she wun dare to come sit down liao. true enough, she came over, but no choice, den she sit with her ITE friends. wah lao. WAH LAO EH. WAH LAO EH!

2.5 days more to evade leh. phwaks!

met liang today. he wanted to cut hair. i think samsung customer service damn kns. why? ok. my hp the radio got smth wrong. when i place the wire at some angle got sound. sometimes no sound. sometimes got sound but very bad connectivity. so obviously is the headphone got problem right, cuz the radio antenna is there. so i go customer service. i ask. den the fella look at me and tio stun. den he say he go ask his technician. den he came back. he tell me stupid thing.

"my technician say this problem is very common wan. dont have to worry. it's the frequency. sometimes when the antenna cannot detect the frequency properly, will be like that wan" in my mind, i was like. are you dumb? or are u dumb? i know if no frequency will have the ZAAA ZAAA ZAAA sound. but this one dont even have sound. is EH GAO! den he say i dun have to change headphones. so if i change, i will be wasting money. so i told him i'll think abt it and come back later.

ok. so went to makan. den christie call

chris: "eh. you later coming anot?"
me: "huh? later? got what?"
chris: "we having dinner later"
me: "wah you tell me very early leh. nobody tell me"
chris: " i thought yq or yiling got call or msg you mah. so you coming anot?"
me: "i'm outside now ah. cannot"
chris: "ok"

so. whose fault? yiquan or yiling. both got YI wan.

liang cut his hair. the stylist quite professional i must say. liang cut damn ex wan at JB. supposed to be one of the, or the top stylist in JB. JB ah, not johor. den close to 50bucks sgd, but nvr cut properly, some parts the hair long on one side and short on the other, and it is not called style. is called nvr cut properly. but this stylist he see liao he know.

but in the end liang not happy. cuz the stylist cut his fringe without consulting him. den he's like "WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" anyway, i booked appointment with the same stylist on monday. im not going sch.. woots

i went back to samsung. there got this chinese fella with american accent talking to the manager. then he kpkb abt his samsung laptop. "YOU'RE THE MANAGER!" he said smth like that. obviously saying the manager useless. which i think they are a bunch of .. (i better not say it here) anyway, i went to another counter, incharge of samsung accessories. den i agar agar told her the story. i ask her isit the headset got problem? she say yes. den i say can i try a new one? she say can. den gimme new one, try. bagus. good. even though in the building no frequency, at least got phwaking ZAAA ZAAA ZAAA. better than no sound. so i bought the headset. 28bucks out the window.

wah ur technician very teh 1337.

oh, i just took out dangly. got trouble putting the earstick in again. phwakin earsticks. my kaa-san help me put, also need 10mins. sian

Wah! FF owns me

got. mentioned before, 20 ITE students attached to my company. all girls. only 6 are chinese. out of the 6, only 2-3 are ok, the rest abit weird. today i was doing calling, beside me is one of the 'ok' ITE girl, den already 4+ liao, slowly packing up to go home. den i stone down there, suddenly she pass me a piece of paper.

"my friend wants to be your friend. what's your name and age?"

then i stun tio. she got 2 friends, and they dont fall under the 'ok' category. so i replied

"haha. 18 =)"

den i pass back. den she say "ooo. so ur name is haha ah. my friend want to know you leh. she wearing blue. later she come u will know which wan liao"

den i slowly think. her that 2 friend. one looks superbly malnutritioned and weird, and the other is a FF (cw knows wth im talking about.)

den

TIO!

ms blue colour shirt is the FF

mo-mo-mo-mo-monster kill !!!!

den nvm. at least nobody knows abt this. then 5pm, knock off liao. i go toilet come out, saw that 'ok' ITE girl again. den she whip out her hp, den ask if can get my hp number for her friend anot. den she say "ni bu yao wu hui hor. wo shi bang wo de peng you de." den, all the other NP attachment students standing there going WTF? den they all know who the blue shirt girl is, then they keep laughing their phwakin heads off

in the lift, they were like "EH JEROLD! GOT GIRL WAN TO BE YOUR FRIEND LEH! see you so happy now!!!"

seriously . . .

/digs&hides

of all the people. has to be FF. noooooooo! doushite!

oh gawd. please let another 4.5 working days just fly right past me. please?

[to cw: dont say what the FF is here. not even hints!]

Spending. Spend more.

government want to keep the economy alive, so everyone of us has to spend more. right now, i'm doing that favour.

went out with jc and cw today to spend some money from the hard earned cash. couple of things:


dangly earring. pic credits to cw









hiak. not gonna give details. pictures are enough

I ONLY HAVE 5.5 PHWAKIN WORK DAYS LEFT TO END THE PHWAKIN WORK LIFE! i dont have to wake up 6am daily. dont have to work at 100%. dont have to meet superiors or phwakin colleagues which i wanna say "PISS OFF" to so badly but i cant.

i love school
i love school
i love school
i love school
i love school
i love school
i love school

not.

but school>work




i love school






too busy to fcuk

phwak work. anything new?

dun like work. dun like the ppl around me.

i received my pay the other day. bank in liao. i'm supposed to shop tmr. but the haze is damn bad man. today tio PSI 150. it looks like genting outside.

vivocity opened today. 80k ppl went. woah.. in this haze, still got so many ppl wan step out of the hse. i think it's kinda out of the way ah. i wonder if it's the next 'town' where everyone will go when got nth to do.

i cant wait for sch to open, so that i can ponteng the first week of lectures ^_^
anything is better than work right now

ive nth to do.. nth to do!!!!!!!!! sucks. tmr's sunday already. phwaks

notice i have nth to blog on weekdays? now saturday also need to work. also dun need blog liao.

Happy 18th year on earth Con Con

Happy birthday CON CON! i wanted to sms u at 12mn. serious!


but it slipped my mind... =(

so.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA!








nothing much really. been trickstering and today i found out i put wrong stats. kns. den must create new char.

jiunn intro a jap drama, smth abt 4 teenagers who are virgins and they want to get screwed asap. i see one of them, handsome sia. he got earrings in the show. make me want to have them too.






shit. im gay =/