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NPAL FOR THE WIN!

had IS enrolment at 2-3.30 today. so i went like 5mins early to my office the computer and log in. den call george. den 2pm, swee, refresh. go in. no classes.

wtf?

check the other 4 mods. also no classes. ask george. he also say no classes

wtf?

refresh. relog. close browser and re-enter. ask george. no classes

WTF!

where did all our options go? so i called NPAL hotline "Our working hours are xx-xx pm on every weekday. please try calling again on the next working day" i'm like wtf, today IS a working day dammit.

anyway. called an IS lecturer. said server was down, so they changed the time slot to 8-9.30pm. never say sorry. just ask me go np website and check the details. which i did, half an hour later. they wrote smth like "server has maintenance...... giving you ADDITIONAL 1.5hours between 8-9.30pm..." im like wtf. additional. have you checked the dictionary for the meaning of additional?

so nvm. i go hm. lepak one corner. den 8 liao. choose IS. enter. lag. then finally click Events Mgt, saw the class my friend is in. click. *waits... impatient.........* white screen. *FUCK!*

refresh. re-enter the IS enrolment. go back events mgt. left 2 vacancies. quickly press. *loads.. fidgits* process has failed. class is full *FUCK!*

faster click. environment. see weiliang's class. click. *annoyed....* white page. *FUCK!*

re-enter again. click environment. 3 more vacancies *click.... process. success*

_|_ NPAL!

it's not my pal at all. u know what's the funny thing? got ppl from the NPAL tried to call me to inform me of the maintenance. but he didnt have my hp number, even though i update on NPAL a year ago. den he called my mum, my mum called me. yiling also having this problem. 1.5years in NP, we nvr receive results via sms. dulan man.

ARGH. WORK SUCKS. now even my IS sucks.

anyway. got liangs. at least know someone. but. fuck la. im just dulan. i need to slp. tmr is friday. end of the week. YES BIATCH!

Shit happens

Today was yet another boring day. We cabbed to j8 for lunch and cabbed back. then the girls were on another taxi, then they say the driver mad one, chiong damn fast. den turn to another road for no reason even though the building just there.

then Sean said "well. shit happens" i lmfao

i dreamt of work. fuck work. why dont i get OT for working mentally. so fuckin stressed out at work.

went kfc and met up with yq chris con ling for dinner. kfc's last day for the coupons, so we go eat. yq was damn stoned. he say sit the train until damn sian. wah lao i start work the same time as he go sch. i end later than him. he got more break time than me. and he wun get KP-ed. then why is he still tired! wah lao. work really stinks. once i get my pay. i'll gonna run it like water.

yq said alot of lame shit today. so much i forgot most of them. he kept harping on yiling's weight problem. say she very fat. den he talk abt budget airline the air stewardess also budget. he say even his sister can join. den he say what, like that, his sister is an asset to the airplane, cuz if got turbulance, she can stablise the ship.

then we were like. SHIP? PLANE LA!

i think he's just too stoned out.
time to slp. back to work tmr =(

Oooo.. money money money. no no money

today walked alot of expensive shops to do my marketing survey....

to check out the price, variety of clothes, and location.

wah A|X belt damn nice. but i think if u buy the belt with the buckle, i think close to hitting $200.

today nth really much happened. just that i really wanna buy alot of things... alot...

at taka, we went to find jiunn, cuz he was working there. then there got mooncakes on sale. den got those mascots. the mascots were blown up dolls den ppl inside them walking. den me and cw where joking. we say go behind the mascots, whack them and zao. lol.

in the end. i went over to one, den pushed the head. den zao. lol. *evil grin*

today was the sg idols final. my guess? Hady. let's see ah, results tmr

DAMMIT! back to work tmr. sians. 3 more weeks baby.

Where's my prawn mee + ingredient + chilli (mee pok)?

hem hem. woke up early this morning due to a racket. 5am, my neighbour started shouting. i think she quarrel with her bf, who was also staying with her. den she was like "DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and i was like "STFU! it's 5am la nabuay!" but i din say la. her crying voice was damn scary.. "Danny~~~~~~"

woke up after that then went to find yq at his mum's new stall. wah damn crowded at first. den we sat outside. me, cw, allan, zhen hao and hong chuan. wah all of them all damn red. zhen hao was like a cooked prawn, and yq looked like he just apply sun tan lotion on his body. see la, play at sentosa summore. action..... put more sun tan lotion lah!

then cw left for work. den stella, ling,con,christie came. then yq was doing the best waiter-ing skills. he got us a pen and paper, den we ownself write down our order. den in the end ah, somehow my order kana cancelled. den i wait wait wait. eh. why everyone got theirs? where's mine!

then he go get for me. but mee kia. den, aiyah nvm la. hungry. so eat.

den jackson order pi dan zhou. in the end he got peanut zhou. fucking funny. century egg become peanut. damn funny.

den me chris con ling went northpnt and we met sabi at the mac. den she walked us to the bus int den we took bus to suntec. den walk here there everywhere. nothing much la. i think all damn tired. the gals were stoned out.

i saw alot of things that i feel like buying. looks like i know where my salary is gonna go to >.<

damn sian. damn tired. everyday not enough slp. at night also will have nightmare. will kana ppl disturb.. "DANNY!!!!!!!!!!"

L/O Visit!

our liaison officer came! she treated us 8 dollars each for lunch, and paid for our cab fare. so good right? and she listened to our rantings about abt an hour +

yay

damn sian la. was thinking friday after work go home, like so sad like that. then clem said he's meeting vincent, so i tagged along. den 3 of us including their classmate, jia hao, went to catch a movie at cine. Miami Vice.

seriously? it isnt nice. they said it's action pack. my foot is more action packed than that. like 7/8 of the show is a story. and then when ppl gets killed, everyone starts laughing.. funny meh?

after the show already like 11+. jia hao drove, but he couldnt find his car at the taka car park. so we walk everywhere. den many entrances to the car park was closed. den got this cute lady finding the car park, den ask us for directions. den the guys were like saying "aiyah. should have asked her if she wanted a ride..." ride? ride... something else i think.

then we found his car. den he drove up the steep steep slope. den vincent was like "WAH JIA HAO! driving improve already ah!" den when JH reached the exit, almost bang 2 girls. den the 2 girls chua tio. den vincent was like "SEE LA JIA HAO! u made them jump lah!"

so we drove to clem's hse, to get vincent's bottle of vodka. den on the way to clem's hse, need to make U-turn. den vincent took out his nokia 3G phone and started recording. "this is jia hao. he's making a U-turn" den jia hao made a nice and clean U-turn. not bad ah. then vincent was contemplating if he shld upload it to youtube. hillarious!

but after that, they send me to amk, his car stalled twice. according to him, he say he took of his shoe, den nvr step the clutch properly.. lol?

wah reach amk ah. i duno where he turn. when i knew it, it was at ave 10. den ave 5. den ave 3. den so confusing. it wasnt the main road, so i wasnt sure where to go. den finally reach the NYP stretch. den i know liao.

CHUANWEI! GET YOUR LICENSE! comon man!

YIQUAN! PASS YOUR BASIC THEORY! lol..

KFC in office

went to work. den rained monkeys, so the 7 of us ordered KFC delivery. 2 family feast leh! and then? one of them suddenly nvr appear during lunch, so it was down to the 6 of us, 2 guys 4 gals. so we stuffed down everything and made the office smell like chicken. finger lickin' good~

yiling says she's sick..... i cant help but gloat...

but im having yet another breakout. damn work. damn oily food.

i went to lau pa sat to meet up with xueli. it's been more than 6 mths since the last i saw her, and close to a year since i went out with her. it was brief, but ok la. i order bak chor mee. the CB AUNTIE. i bwg. i say add more chilli. den she say ok. den when she making the noodles, she ask again, so i say ya, more chilli. den i see her scoop 1 tablespoon of chilli and mix it with the sauce. then i thought, er... ok.. i think that is more than enough. den she scoop the noodles, AND SHE ADDED ANOTHER TABLESPOON.

i have 2 tablespoons of chilli in my bowl of bak chor mee. of course i scooped out the top chilli, but the bottom chilli kinda tore my stomach apart and i think my lips swelled. wah kns. in the end i ate like half the bowl. DAMN YOU LAU PA SAT BAK CHOR MEE AUNTIE. you watch out. karma will do justice.

i realised raffles place is a good place to see pretty office ladies. but old.. for us.. but still pretty. damn pretty..... *drools*

Tired man

ok. trickstered. then met yq at orchard. just to hang. then went to find cw, cuz he was working at taka. den went over to laugh at him. today saw alot of chiobu in town. all with steads. sians. anyway, saw michelle chia and a superstar host at wisma, hosting a programme. den at far east saw quan yifeng and desmond koh hosting you hua gan gan shuo. den we walked to taka again, den outside, saw a small lion. den alot of ppl taking pictures. den we were damn confused.. like.. lion? without a leash?

i think it's a dog. but it's damn hard to tell apart,you can ask yq. the fur was damn fluffy, esp around the neck. and it was orange. and the mouth was damn black, looks exactly like a mini lion, just that it hangs its tongue alot. really like lion, everyone taking pics, but i din. no clear shot.

i just came home from eugene's. waiting for hair to dry. what a girly thing to do. bought 6 beers, 1 green tea and mamee. den drank. sing song. den ben came, talked abt stories. den drink, they smoked. i didnt. quite nice lah, just chillin'. den eugene's neighbour came, louis. he really sings quite well. i really think those ppl i know who sing well, talk and sing, totally different.

today spend alot again ah. shit. tmr is slack day. slack at home, slp, trickster. slp again.

jason bastard la he. keep asking if im drunk. im ok today because i was on beer all the way, i din drink hard liquor AND beer. so no mix, no drunk. unless im on pure hard liquor.

damn tired la. i wish time will just drag... i mean, i already spend 4hours of sunday. which leaves me 20hours of sunday left to lepak one corner.

i switched on my pc when i came home. and my cpu made a damn loud whirling sound. doesnt sound good. but it's ok now =S

can anyone tell me where to find another FCUK shop instead of wisma?

Results

fuck the NP admin ppl. 1.5 years and they nvr send me the results via sms. wtf. i paid my sch fees like anyone else ok! u where buay song me! har!

GPA: 3.3333
Basic Jap: AD
Accounting: A
Mkting: B+
EC: B+
OM: B
Psychology: B
IEF: C+

IEF. woot. C+ good enough la. mkting i wanted A, nvr get. suah. this results to me good enough already ^^ and this is my best gpa so far, and it's the worst sem.

go home, pia trickster again. i upped 7lvls leh. shiok.

i changed stud again. den now pain again. i dare not turn, like still damn sore. shiat. =/

urm urm.. actually i got nth else to say

oh oh. 4 more weeks till end of attachment! DIE GREEN BOOK DIE!

and oh oh!!!! NO MORE KPT! BYE KPT! no more nonsense, no more wasting time, no more sarcasm, no more being in pain for being in the tutorial. IM FREE FROM YOU! BEAT IT!

Changed stud

din go for jia's birthday thing. sorry eugene, saw ur tag late.

today's jiaqi's and terence's birthday. woke up in the morning to the stupid garung guni man who refuses to stop honking. nb. den went to meet cw and terence to go ssdc. terence wanna take basic theory, so accompany him lor. den eat mac breakfast. go home. play game. go meet cw to go town to buy my stud.

ok. bought a stud. NOW then regret. but anyway. it's like $2.50.

ok. i bought the stud. den go toilet change. so first off, need to take off my current one right? right. but it just wouldn't come off. i thought just pull out the 'cap' thing can liao. i pull until finger pain. den use nail. pull until the nail pain. den i dulan. ear pain finger pain nail pain. den we walk walk. i think the imf candidates coming over today. alot of ppl at the hotel. then saw a red bentley. swee!

today alot of chiobu ah. alot alot. i guess suntec is blocked off, so everyone go orchard instead.

anyway, went home. complained to my mum abt the stud. but think she duno how to help. so i fucking took out a plier and try to clip the 'cap'. but too small already, the 'cap'. den i damn dulan ah. keep pulling and pulling. so i go take toilet paper, put at the stud, den pull, using it to lessen the pain and more grabbing power. then

*POP* came off. then my ear felt very hot. fucking stud, duno wtf stud they use. u push the 'cap' into the metal rod, it will click once. den push summore, will click twice. means, like.. double lock, to put it simply. den even by itself, the cap hard to take off. needless to say with it pierced through ur ear.

so i happily put my new stud in. den got difficulty. i could poke through the front. but it wouldnt come OUT through the back. den i keep poke here poke there. i think i almost made another piercing sia =S

anyway. got it through in the end. den put nice nice. den FINALLY regret. the stud so small ~>.<~





tmr eating at the famous beehoon crab noodle opposite mayflower ss. wooooo.. celebrate my sis's birthday early.

i hate septembers.. so many birthdays. my workplace got 3 ppl in september. my mum and sis september. liang and jia and maggie in september. christie and seeming and terence also september. so many. knn!

p.s: me and cw were at starbucks today, then the table not cleared, got this receipt. on it was smth so hilariously funny we took a pic, but unfortunately, it's damn blur.

1 Ugly Curry Puff


lol?

Happy bird bird to liang

Happy bird day liang. faster go get license! everyday after work no matter how shag also must chiong! for the sake of license!

today was slack day. literally. from 8-9am of work. i actually put my head on the table and just rest. why? cuz the son of a. victor isnt ard! no meetings! no checking! so much more peaceful without him breathing down ur neck, seriously. i wish every other day was like this. and just remain this constant pace for just another 5 weeks.

so. in the end. liang having bbq with his friends. den i dont really know them, so nvr go. chiong home play trickster.

im damn pissed off man. tmr is jiaqi's birthday. last sat she ask us to keep saturday free. so we say ok. den until today i never hear a single p.o.s from anybody. not a single one. so i msged becky, ask her what they doing for jia. then she say going hogs breath to eat.

then i'm wtf. well? aren't you supposed to say smth else?

so i replied "erm. details pls?"
den she replied with the details, and that eugene and jason going after their work. which means im the only one who wasnt informed.

and yet she STILL hasnt said anything. so i dulan liao. den i replied "well. thanks for telling"
then she reply "Haha no prob so what time you joining us"

like.. er... if i nvr ask until like that, will u tell me at all? den i dulan ah. pissed off at her. told her see first.

whatever...



im changing my stud tmr. i hope it wont hurt. given it 1 week to recover already. shld be ok... i guess....

Sian? what else can i say???

ok. couple of things happened this week. steve irwin died at 44. poor croc hunter. i heard national geographics going to have croc files marathon. and whatever is related to steve irwin. ok. only one thing to say.... CRIKEY!~

ahh. i have nothing going on the past few days. after work go home play trickster trickster trickster. shag. slp. work. trickster. shag slp.

today was different though. met up with george, but liang didnt come. den walk abit. den visited emmanuel at swarovski raffles city.

i think im gonna buy levi's jeans after i get my september pay next mth. at least a pair.. sucks. 150bucks sia.

actually. nothing much to say la. just that work sucks just as bad. doing telemkting. everyday got stupid meetings that keep going round and round and round. i really hope for 5 more weeks to just fly past. please! let it fly!

btw. liang's birthday tmr. 8th sept. i wont be able to stay up to midnight. also duno how he gonna celebrate his birthday. the fucker dun wanna say what he wanna do.

im having a pimple breakout! argh

god is unfair on average looking guys. why are the ugly and handsome guys getting the chicks. WHY

Merlion

i became Singapore's icon ytd night










i fucking puked 4 times. shit. lol?

i met up with eug jason becks jia grace danielle and their hawt friend evangeline at walas. den they had a promo on certain drinks, 1 for 1. so i had 2 shots of tequilas. duno why, drink already stomach very sour, that might have been the first step of the merlion-ing. anyway, i told the guys that i wanna hang out late at night, den ask them wanna have supper at the prata hse at upp thomson rd. they say ok. den i started drinking beer. like 1 gulp drink half cup.

den i started to have a little bit of the high sensation, and i wanted slightly more. so drink more beer. gulp gulp gulp. den shiok liao. den start talking cock. eugene, if you reading this. CB YOU! ask u dont offer me cigarette u still offer. lol. lucky i nvr take. fucking bastard!

den weiliang came. den after that i told them i feel even more seh, even though i stopped drinking for quite sometime liao. then they ask me take a walk. ok lor. walk.... walk.. walk.. bend.. merlion (once). then becky said "omg. is jerold puking?" lol. right on

then ok. den ok liao. once. then i continue walking. i walk to the next drain and merlion again. den after that i feel much much better liao. more sober. but feel like shit too. den we going off to prata hse already. den we just hang outside the dbs atm.

den they ask me whether i steady enough to take cab anot. den i say gimme a min. den i go to the drain again, merlion again. woot. 3rd. den go prata hse safely. but fuck la, i was the one who say go prata hse. but i go there i only drink teh tarik. NO PRATAS! nooooooooooo.

den took cab back home again. my mum was still awake. wth. nvm, den i faster go bathe, to clear the alcohol smell (if any). den in the toilet. duno why feel it coming again. so i go make myself puke again. 4th time. swee. den bathe liao, brush teeth. BAM! knock-out on the bed.

now that im awake, I CRAVE FOR THE BLOODY PRATA. CHEEBYEYOUMERLION!

oh ya. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh ya. i saw hong junyang at the prata hse along with the music director. the chinese guy who is bald. i think jy looks like a noob for some reason. i always thought he's supposed to be cuter in real life, but ever since he rebonded his hair. really looks like noob. lol

Pierced!

ok. here's my pencil




look. it's the same length as my thumb


close up

annnnd. i had my ears pierced with jiunn. 4-5 of his friends came to witness him getting pierced la. so funny. ok la, it went PIANG~ then went numb for awhile. den feel it throbbing for awhile. den not pain liao, so long as i dont touch it.



it isnt exactly very clear, but yea, it's there.


it's the weekends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gosh, ive already spent like half the day... i dread going back to work. damn. ok, 6 more weeks and 2 saturdays more till we get back to sch. i think everyone will be so relieved when we get back to sch. seriously, working sucks.

today went to town with cw and yq to get my mum's birthday. it's tmr! tmr got big big feast to eat. it's at some chinese restaurant in china town. u can keep ordering ala carte dishes like a buffet. woot. i hope to get stuff tmr so that i can get an MC on monday. screw you work!

today, got this cute girl approach me and cw (yq wasnt there yet). some stupid modelling agency, definately scammers. say that we have the look or whatever. comon la, we all know we have to pay for the photoshoots, we just dont wanna say it. but! the girl is cute! so we obliged den give name and a fake number. then she left liao. then this guy approached us and told us the same thing. he's from a different agency. what an idiot, trying to steal business. but it's so stupid la. den give him fake number again. lol? but she damn cute la, she's quite short, den look at us will look upwards. so cute~ *grins*

i hope i get to meet up with jason and eugene later to drink at walas. i feel bored at home. i need to socialise.

oh. i saw 3 fucking cool cars today. a bentley, a lambo and a maserati