here it comes again. teh new year

yay yay. all hail new year. extra public holidays and then BAM! tests!

New year resolutions anyone? Feel free to post on my tagboard.

N.Y.R:
1) Study harder. Earn the 10k/mth job my mum has kept reminding me of.
2) Oh i gotta put on weight. Lots
3) Prominent 6 packs
4) More clothes. More fashion sense
5) Girlfriend

Ok. 5 will do. They'll keep me busy all year if i have them. well, HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone.

Cheers!

Stu.. stu.. studd.. iee??

Boxing Day

"What is boxing day?" I asked my mum. "Why aren't there boxing matches on boxing day?"

"Boxing day is a day you unwrap your presents."

Until today. I have no idea what boxing day is.




Going over to my aunt's place to stay for 3 days starting tmr. Hoping to study. I can do it. Yes i can. I won't be online cuz there's no internet connection over there and i'm not intending to bring my laptop over. Yes. Determination is the key.


lv45 fire. I found my blue moon earring. yesha

CHRISTMAS

IT IS CHRISTMAS AS WE SPEAK. so slap your friend's back and say MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

Christmas eve has eventful. My dad's birthday. We went to eat at some mongolian bbq restaurant but apparently, it wasn't very mongolian. more like. chinese. o well. had a few laughs tonight.

my dad took a plate of sashimi, soy sauce and a side dish of wasabi. when we saw him, we asked him, WHY U TAKE SO MUCH WASABI?

he replied" that lady infront of me also take like that wad. i follow lor"

so we laughed while we watched him eat. face turning pink to a deep shade of red. closing his eyes real tight, he said " FHUA!"

we laughed harder, then he said "that lady hai si wa(hokkien)" rofl.

my sis's bf came over to stay today.had a bit of a flu but he didn't want to take medicine. we opened a bottle of wine and shared it with him. he took 2 cups, became delirious, and knocked out. my sis said " he's out like a lightbulb." which was true, because i heard him snoring in the other room.

couple of things i wanna say for this years christmass 2005.

time will never turn for anyone. every year ahead of us won't be easy, but just bear with it. next year, i would really like to have a girlfriend to be with me for christmas. while my friends are out with their friends at east coast, or somewhere fun. i'm at home, with my family. not that it isn't good, but i want something more. afterall, 17years of single-dom isn't that fun anymore. im turning 18 next year(which is a few days more)

Dear Santa

I know it is abit late, but I would like to write down my wish for the past 17 years and could you give it to me next year? I've been a real good boy. I hope. But that isn't the point. You owe me 17 presents dammit so you might as well give me a big one on my 18th.

I want a girlfriend. Don't give me just anyone, just give me someone of my taste.

Oh. PS: I forgot to leave milk and cookies for you for the past 17 years. Hope you don't mind.

Hate from
Jerold (year 2005)


HAVE A NICE XMAS AHEAD!
lv 43 fire

KING DONG. what? ling long?

2 days to X'Mas

caught King Kong today. Surprisingly, i could control my pee for the 3 hrs movie. here's a shrot description of it.

KING KONG= Starship Troopers + Titanic + Jurassic Park

The show was pretty spectacular. wondered how they did the filming. my backside rotted a little bit but it was pretty ok on the whole. the lead actress kept showing her cleavage for some reason but who cares? if it is meant to be seen than it is meant to see.

i got 3 X'MAS cards this year. im happy. thanks to cindy,xueli and chinleng.

Couple of things happening tmr:
1: playing street soccer with sec sch guys. sheesh. wonder if my legs still work
2: going to eat big feast in the evening to celebrate my dad's birthday on the 24th

i still havent studied neither have you. so you better go study while i relax. GO

lv 42 fire. still cant hit croco?

run Nose RUN

3 days to X'Mas

been searching for my nose for sometime now. couldn't find it. *squish* o look. there it is.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh. why got flu again. so terrible. can't smell can't taste and i get hungry easily because i sneeze so much. Received an X'Mas card from chinleng. wow. i haven't received one for like.... many many years. i thank you chinleng. really.

on my way down to dinner, there was this fluffly black cat sleeping on top of the Singapore Post. It looked so nice and warm. Wondered how it'd taste in soup. JUST KIDDING~

There's only 3 more days left to X'Mas so why not go into the xmas mood. smack everyone on their backs while they eat and say "MERRY CHRISTMAS! Did i just hurt you?"

Aaaaaaaaassss expected, grace didn't organise her whatever steamboat she was supposed to have at her house. Anyway, i have new plans. I'm gonna watch king kong tmr. yes eugene. i'll get the seat next to the aisle for easy peeing, don't worry. Anyway, gl hf this xmas guys.


lv 41 fire. still no panlid?

The Nerd

5 days to X'Mas. thought i'd just say smth

few days ago, talked to cheewei over the phone. he wanted the cds from me. then i started asking him abt his slightly tanned classmate. it seems she's in dragonboat. i cant believe it la. he said she said smth abt me. "eh, that wan your friend ah. why look like nerd?"

WHATTTTTTTTTT!!!! do i really look like one? *just say no for my sake*

Got so bad meh! so sad man.



Supposed to watch king kong with cheewei today and eat sakae. find joshua at his workplace. but he last min got diahorrea. wah lao. fly my kite.

anyway. my four choices for elective IS:
Jap
Business etiquettes
Drama and poetry
Television Entertainment.


i need to start studying....... soon...............

lv 38 Fire Wizard

Why women don't get caught oogling at man. The FACTS

98.7fm is a great place to learn stuff. really. it really is

Women don't get caught oogling at men. WHY

Scientists have the ANSWER.


In women's eyes, they have more cones in their retina. Don't ask me what that is, find it out yourself. Women can see things at the 45 deg angle better than men can. Which is why, for men, we have to turn our head to get a better look. Women have got cheap eyes. They don't have to turn. YUCKS.

lv29 magician. stuck atm. test coming up on friday. holidays next week. yay for me

Singaporeans not being gracious

Being brought up in this fast paced, dead or alive city, we Singaporeans are not gracious. This can be shown through the shoving and pushing on the bus, trains, public places. Cutting queues and traffic wise. What does this show? IT SUCKS

Singaporeans are quite funny. Their characters all start with the word KIA-

KIASU- everytime got great singapore sale, all the ladies buy a years' worth of clothing. In the end, fight over the pieces of clothing as though their lives depended on it

KIASEE- Like in CS. One guy will say "CHIONG AH" Then he run. But he dies. Why? Because all the people in his platoon all kiasee. All huddle behind, camp, and hope they won't get caught.

KIA PANG PWUI- When a group of people are in a lift and SUDDENLY u caught a whiff a bad air. Oh............ It wasn't me. No.. REALLY. Not me. Not my bum.

KIA LAO KWUI- Aiyoh. My ah boy better than your ah beng leh. My ah boy got 4 distinction, your ah beng only got 3 distinction. On top of that, my ah boy still got piano,ballet,swimming,tuition,and music appreciation leh. Your ah beng? Become ah beng already la.


Even when you're playing games. Singaporean kids act like bastards. You can never imagine how bad a jerk they can be. Just try them.


lv 28 magician. just 2 more levels. 2 more bloody levels till fire.

End of the World

This blog won't be anything concerning to do with me. More on interesting retarded issues like the world is ending in year 2036.

Listened to 98.7 yesterday. They were talking about TODAY newspaper saying that scientists found out that an asteroid which is 360km in diameter(i hope im right) is on its way to collide with earth, approx in year 2036. Justin Ang and Vernon A joked about getting Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to save the earth like what they did in Armageddon. lol. bastards.

Getting real boring, life, that is. Began playing maplestory again. stopped since beginning of this year. Yes, that 2d wallpaper game. It's funny, but because u know how to play it, you'll feel like continuing once u started again. Afterall, it is a new server. Im actually playing it now while letting my character regen mp. Guess its nick. xLambda~

lvl 15 magician. o noob.

First post

This is dedicated to the morons reading this. Yay for you