Quiz

Another tagged quiz by Kaya.

#1 The first person who tag/pass you is?

Kaya the Peanut the ManU Fan (now he gonna get whacked by Rafael)

#2Your relationship with him/her?

My good P6 Friend.

#3Your five impression of him?

1. His a soccer maniac. 2. He loves Man U 3. His a guitarist =D 4. His Kaya? 5. Blank

#4 The most memorable thing he/she had done for you ?

He picked up guitar >=D

#5 The most memorable thing he/she had said to you?

Long time ago dun rmb =(

#6 If he/she become your lover, you will ?

YES AHH!!! I HAVE GAY PARTNER NOW!!

#7 If he/she become your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be ?

Become a female AHAHAHA

#8 If he/she become your enemy, you will ?

Err divorce.

#9 If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be ?

Dunno too hard on me in bed >=X

#10 The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is ?

I want to fk off from these gay questions like now.

#11 Your overall impression of him/her is ?

Stop asking about him.

#12 How do you think people around you will feel about you ?

Im small and quiet =(

#13 The characters you love of yourself are ?
I hate myself

#14 On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are ?

Im a emo freak at home

#15 The most ideal person you want to be is ?

Michael Angelo the painter. Naw Michael Angelo Batio the guitarist

#16 For people that care and like you, say something to them ?

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

#17 Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you.Pass to people with blogs only. I try to rmb ur full names haha.( No rankings and some comments as well!)

1. Sui Zhi, go make blog lah anyway I still dunno your full name

2. Chua Ke Le (Kaya's 2nd choice sounds like Chua Kia Kee AHAHAHA)

3. Jaclyn Ng Cheah Yee, No Comments

4. Si Hui, Wow Im juz copying from his list

5. Wong Zhi Hao, so cool right my name here

6. Jerome Tan, I still remembered your surname man lol let me in your blog leh.

7. The Banglah or Moneypriyabalahchandrugupta, NICE FANBLOG WOO!!

8. Jillene Koh The Screamo, I know you can scream very loudly lah but dunnit show off your screamo abilities in public.

9. Joel Yeo Song Qi, No blog. Xu Su favours me more then you >=D

10. North Korea, i love north korea

#18 Who is no.6 having relationship with ?

I ask him?? =D

#19 Is no.9 a male or female ?

Gay

#20 If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?

Banglah and North Korea?? That will be such a cultural exchange

#21 What is no.2 studying about?

How to have big boobs. Or so says Joel

#22 When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?

Long long tam ago

#23 What kind of music band does no.8 like?

She loves CHRISTIAN SONGS!!!????? Cuz shes a god fanatic lover. If I became an aethist she will screamo at me everyday

#24 Does no.1 have any siblings?

His lil bro whom he refuses to punch.

#25 Will you woo no.3?

Jaclyn.Sorry but no haha. Sorry but no haha.

#26 How about no.7?

Shes with Rafael >=D Why would I woo that banglah shes like gave Joel MEDICINE as present

#27 Is no.4 single?

Err noone wants her =(

#28 What is the surname of no.5?

Wong Cant Sing

#29 What's the hobby of no.10?

They like to PRAISE YOU and North Korea. Like I PRAISE YOU KIM JONG -iL!!!! And then they like to build nuclear stuffs so that they will be the next Chernobyl.

#30 Does no.5 and 9 get along well?

Zhihao and pearl.Nope, they dun even noe each other. But they have similar built u noe haha (Wah lau kaya who can you insult my size)
Me and Joel??? YES!!! Lord Yeo is my Lord and My King and My Emperor.

#31 Where is no.2 studying at?

At the big boobs college.

#32 Talk something casually about no.1.

He loves Karen

#33 Have you tried developing feelings for no.6 ?

WHAT!!

#34 Where does no.9 live at?

Some god loved place

#35 What colour does no.4 like ?

Sorry, dunno haha. and Sorry, dunno again

#36 Are no.1 and 5 best friend?

No. But we fake relationship =D

#37 Does no.1 have any pets?

Dunno??

No.#38 Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?

FUCK!!

#39 What is no. 6 doing now?

Dunno???

Why the sky so high =D

HELLO EVERYBODEH!!! I HOPE YOU LIKED MY "FAN" BLOG!!!! BUT I DON'T LIKE THE PERSON WHO MADE IT!!???

Since Im lazy to blog, I will give you all a long long story to read

And it's title Why the Sky so High =.=
It starts with long ago not once upon a time or a long long time ago.

Long ago, the Sky was quite low. (So interesting) If you stood on a stool and stretched your hands up as high as they would go, you could touch the Sky.

(WOOOW!!!)

At that time, far on the Horizon, where the Sky was always especially low, there was a village. In that village, in a little mud hut thatched with straw, there lived a bent Old Woman. (sad)

This bent Old Woman was the oldest woman in that village, possibly the oldest woman in the world. (sadder) She was so old she no longer remembered any other way of being. She lived all alone in her little mud hut, for she had neither friend nor family left in this world. (sounds like someone) She had nowhere to go and no one to talk to. So all day long, she would potter round her hut, first cleaning this corner, now dusting that, now scrubbing this bit of floor, now sweeping that. The bent Old Woman thought of nothing else any more, except more and more ways of sweeping and scrubbing her little mud hut. (Sounds like another person)

One hot summer, the land was dry with thirst. There was dust everywhere - on the trees, on the roofs of huts and houses, in people's throats and eyes, even in the air. All over the village people were coughing and sneezing and choking with the dust. Even the poor old Sky was not spared - it was so close to the ground that the slightest bit of wind would set it coughing with the dust that rose from the parched land. (OH NOO!!)

The bent Old Woman's hut too was covered with dust. The old woman swept and swept and swept the little hut with her broom. She swept the inside of her hut, she swept the outside of her hut, she swept the front step and she swept the front yard. But the dust rose all around her in great brown clouds - the more she swept and plied her broom, the more the dust that rose from the earth.

The poor Sky began to choke with all the dust that the bent Old Woman was raising with her broom. The dust got into its throat and tickled its nose and made it sneeze - a great big sneeze that shook the world with its thunder. (OMG JOEL IN ACTION) People covered their heads and ran indoors in fright. But the bent Old Woman barely noticed - she kept on sweeping with her broom.

The Sky sneezed again - the dust was becoming unbearable. It got into its eyes and made them water - so that great heavy drops of rain began falling into the dry dust below. The bent Old Woman barely noticed - till finally a big splodgy raindrop fell right on to the patch she had just swept.

The bent Old Woman glared at the Sky and scrubbed the splodgy raindrop away. But then another raindrop fell, and another, till her swept and scrubbed front step was blotchy with raindrops. (ITS RAAIINIING!!)

This was more than the bent Old Woman could bear. She stood up as straight as she could with her bent old back and shook her fist at the Sky yelling at it to stop raining on her nice clean front step. She cursed the Sky and threatened it, but the poor old Sky couldn't stop raining - its eyes were still so full of dust with all her sweeping.

At last, the bent Old Womajn was so angry, that she picked up her broom, and thwacked the Sky with it. (ow)

The Sky gave another great sneeze and jumped out of her way. But the bent Old Woman kept thwacking it with her broom, again and again and again. (A angrier version of Jillene)

Finally the Sky could take it no more - the dust, the Old Woman's cursing, and especially her broom, thwacking it again and again and again. Sneezing and coughing, thundering and raining, the Sky flew up, up and away - out of reach of the Old Woman's broom and swore never to come down again. (See lah jillene)

So that is why the Sky is so high. Even on the Horizon, where it seems to be touching the earth, it really isn't any more.

-A folktale from Bengal, retold by Rohini Chowdhury

WHAT AN AMAZING STORY EH!!! SO COOL!!! Now I shall reveal who is the old woman.... She is... Mdm Wong.

Anyway the story is very nice as it allows me to blog without effort >=D

Oh and my "fan" club that guitar picture its beautiful. Glad to know that The Banglah likes that guitar

Ok today was suprisingly not tiring at all...... I'll talk about the Boss business between me Joel and Ilyasa next time..........

Then as usual we kanna our unfortunate punishment by the 143cm prefect. So we slack and try to pon lesson but then me and Joel cannot cuz next is F&N and we were late alr. So basically Xu Ke was carrying Joel's things and my things were upstairs. =.= suay sia. I run up to 4th floor then door lock. Run down take key and run up again, unlock door, take my things and zhao. By the time I reach the cooking room, the cher briefing them liao. And worse thing is, I SOLO! Fish lah.
Suppose to make Agar Agar(Bad memories from the canteen) and Pizza(Yum?) but cher very kind ask me make pizza only. Anyway I was damn slow cause I was still very dream dream at that time then nv listen the teacher. So my pizza turned out to be some soft shit of bread with sausage. The sausage was like the real kick.

After sch Darren actually kept his promise!! I actually went to his house!!! Wow! Ok then we Anyway I realized that I miss FF12 alot T_T

Anyway Drama sucked. Cause its coached and written by Mr Jansen Yuen..... So I still get to keep my fuxed up role..... Ok lah sorry Hiu mun but I might critisize you abit here =.=
Ok so I had to like coach a bunch of unhappy sorry students to sing the national anthem in our play. So first one, reluctantly. We are good at that arnt we? Second, over enthuasaticly, better than last week. Third and final one, sing properly and PROUDLY, suck. Hiumun, Audrey and Iris face look like want to die sia. Ok then I want to correct them Hiumun go kp me again, wth? Ok so I can do nothing but just watch their die die face. Relax ah Hiumun, dun kill me, no flame wars on the deadest tagboard.

Anyway, Yan Ling really need to like sing and talk louder in the play, if not confirm cannot hear her.

Ok then Mr Janson Yuen say want make my hairstyle into Mr Wan (i think you can guess my role liao) then i thought is cut then damn piss with him. Anyway heres his hairstyle



My god lah I draw until damn stupid sia...











The above drawing is credited to me only. After drawing, Scooby laughed.

Ok lah thats not the hair. But roughly the same where one small side go down then the other side all the hair brush to the right or left and become straight.

Sad sia Janson Yuen want make my hair liddat T_T. I thought he want CUT then I damn piss with him but end up is just comb to one side =.= But my hair is like spiky you comb the front the back all standing.

Anyway I found out later that Ari actually takes ELECTRIC!! guitar lessons!! Only prob is that its on the same day as Janson Yuen's late drama lesson and I will damn tired. But at least its Electric guitar. Located at Plaza Sing. Anyone wants to learn ELECTRIC guitar with me and Ari is welcome to join! Except Pei Yuan. Eh David and Darren, I want you two join please.

No Title.

Ok lets start with some good news
Lets welcome the new Drama president:

LIM WEIXIONG!!!
WOOOO!!!

ok lah no one care except Darren, Audrey, Hiumun, Habibah and Whiner.

And our vice-president is Clara.

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Ok lah these few days im like damn tired whole day sleeping, in class also sleeping.....
And I found out that Blizzard Entertainment is very busy updating World of Warcraft and making their new expansion, Warcraft Movie, Diablo 3, possibly Diablo movie, Starcraft 2....

Ok I read Audrey's blog saying Mdm Wong > Mdm Cheng. She's totally wrong. After today CE with her, I think I can safetly say I want the switch.

Now the bad news. It's about Jillene. That bloody 143cm girl go sabo us (Me, Joel, Darren, Gerald, Hao Xu, Shakeel Bin Dustbin, Chung Lin) for not putting back our plates after eating and she write our name and we kanna by Mr Imran.... So our punishment? We must clear EVERYONE plates and craps on the tables after recess for 1 WEEK!! ..................... Nvm lah not bad can skip 5mins of lessons... Pathetic. Anyway if we do good then will cut short. And it's damn disgusting, esp the Agar Agar. =.= I see Jillene face now also not suang.

Ok now lets talk about that prata girl. I cannot use banglah cuz if one sees I will die by Chandru. =( When Xu Su (China teacher) talking to us about the China Earthquake, prata girl go make "penguin faces" at Xu Ke (China student) and he start laughing. Then Xu Su see him laughing go scold him for laughing at the China earthquake and his Chinese. See how destructive that yalam is??? Her penguin face is ---> :M??? Okok she sit in front of Jillene so i also see her not suang =P

Now we have breaking news about Priya and Edrick!!! They have stead!! Woooo!!!! =.=

School.

Let's go through a short summary of what has happened since school start.

MONDAY

First day of school, change of classroom to a bigger one =D But its like fourth floor... =.=
And Xu Su for the first time was kind to us and gave us one more day to hand in our du shu bao gao. Then I went home to have tution with Mr LEE. My Santa Claus teacher Then i went to cut my hair into...

TUESDAY

Ok i cut my hair until spiky =.= anyway it looks nicer liddat... Had a little fringe which i had to make myself... Ok then Xu Su gave us another day to do our chi hw cuz more then 70% of us nv hand in. Then went to drama to choose SYF script, then we chose a Agatha Cristie script which was murder mistery.

WEDNESDAY

Nothing much happened. I go back to have tution with LEE again.

THURSDAY
Here's where i want to say : FUCK MR YUEN!!!! PRAISE HABIBAH A.K.A faT.
After sch went to the music room for NDP rehearsal. And I couldnt get off that stupid role. And the students in the script (who are supposed to be a little pai kia), Mr Janson Yuen gave those students role to pansies like wtf???? He give to Hiumun (Ok) Heng Yee (Sucks, but good at identifying spelling errors in Hang Ren's name), Audrey (She pai kia meh?), and worst of the worst, Yan Ling. She like dun talk AT ALL!!!?? Her voice like some primary sch kid, which makes her look like some extra inside the 4 students. And she basically doesnt look pai kia. Mr Janson Yuen, you suck big time. If he coach us confirm will gg the NDP Peformance. Aloy also sms Hang Ren Darren Koh some shit about Mr Yuen that he is shit.

Ok then after awhile, Habibah go write on the board Mr Yuen lives in Geylang. Then he see liao, angry, like he first time meet us liddat. Then whine finish liao he say he no mood to continue liao, ask us go home. Ok you no mood then we no mood do NDP k? Waste my time sia.

FRIDAY

Wooo sch end earlier... I cannot remember what happened on Friday... Just that Gayrett and Chung Lin psp kanna confiscated by miss lim... Terms of return, at least 80% in their science test.

Quiz again...

Another quiz..... tagged by jac and nothing else to blog about so doing it...

#1 The person who tagged you is:
Jaclyn??

#2 Your relationship with him/her is:
Friend and nothing else.

#3 Your 5 impressions of him/her:
1. -
2. -
3. -
4. -
5. -

#4 The most memorable thing he/she has done for you:
Steal things from the lost and found place and give some to me XP

#5 The most memorable word he/she has said to you:
Maple rawx??

#6 If he/she becomes your lover, you will:
No thx

#7 If he/she was your lover, a few things he/she has to improve on will be:
Let's not think about it, shall we??

#8 If he/she becomes your enemy, you will:
Spam Mr. Lee(s)

#9 If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
She stole my cheese.

#10 The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
X_X

#11 Your overall impression of her is:
-

#12 How do you think about how people around you will feel about you:
Hahaha nice question

#13 The character you love about yourself are:
Geetah?

#14 On the contrary, things you hate about yourself are:
Only known to Darren Koh Han(g) Ren

#15 The most ideal person you want to be is:
John Petrucci? Or just a good guitarist

#16 For people that care about and like you, say something to them:
To Darren: Go to Chung Lin
To Joel: DOTA!!!!
To Gayrett: Shuffle somemore
To Darren (again): FARKING COME GUITAR LESSONS!!!
To P6: When are we meeting up?
To Kaya: Continue learning guitar
To Lex: Very strong lah
To Marisa: Quit whining
To Heng Yee: Don't so concerned about Darren's name next time.
To Darren (yet again): _|_
To people reading this: It's long right???
To Marisa: Don't whine and drive

#17 Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wish to know how they feel about you
Firstly, I'm going to just randomly put names
Secondly, I have nothing else to say so let's continue
Thirdly, I wish I can bribe Gayren

1. Darren
2. Kumar (Black gay)
3. Audrey
4. Karen
5. Ari
6. Gayrett or Garrett
7. Hiu mun
8. Kumarahn (The cool and new style of black)
9. Weixiong
10. Priya

#18 Who's 6 having a relationshop with? (Gayrett)
No one. He has no eyebrow.

#19 Is 9 a female or male? (Weixiong)
She-Male
Nah just kidding Male

#20 If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing? (Priya and Hiumun)
o_O?? Lesbians

#21 How about no.8 and 5? (Kumarrahn and Ari)
WOOOO!!! Double blacks!! PERFECT!!!

#22 What is no.2 studying about? (Kumar)
How to be gay??

#23 When was the last time you had a chat with no.3? (Audrey)
The last thing she told me was that my shirt rocks? (Wth does that mean?)

#24 What kind of music band does no.8 like? (Kumarrahn)
A7X

#25 Does no.1 has any siblings? (Gayren)
The Pet Chung Lin

#26 Will you woo no.3? (Audrey)
No. Fullstop.

#27 How about no.7? (Hiumun)
No. Fullstop. Again.

#28 Is no.4 single? (Karen)
Yes

#29 What's the surname of no.5? (Ari + godknows what)
Ari? How would I know?

#30 What's the hobby of no.4? (Karen)
Dunno... Jumping?

#31 Do no.5 and and 9 get along well? (Ari and Weixiong)
Uh yah

#32 Where is no.2 studying at? (Kumar)
Queenstown Secondary

#33 Talk something casually about no.1 (Darren)
First thing, I don't feel like talking casually but:
FARKING STOP LEARNING DRUMS AND LEARN GUITAR WITH ME

#34 Have you tried developing feelings for no.8? (Kumarrahn)
Omg yes of course! But he chose Joel =(

#35 Where does no.9 live at? (Weixiong)
No idea

#36 What color does no.4 like? (Karen)
Dunno.... Err.... Pink?

#37 Are no.5 and 1 best friends? (Darren and Ari!!! *clap*)
YES!! MORE THEN THAT!!
Darren: Girlfriend
Ari: Boyfriend
Together they become some gay couple

#38 Does no.7 like no.2? (Hiumun and... KUMAR!!??)
The world will die if that happens

#39 How do you get to know no.2? (Kumar)
In drama after finding out he camouflages every where he goes










(Notice you don't see anybody there? Thing is, Kumar is there, just that you can't see him)

#40 Does no.1 have any pets? (Darren)
Pet Chung Lin

#41 Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world? (Hiumun)
*Pukes*

50 Excuses to Talk to Someone

50 Excuses to Talk to Someone
1.Hi.
2.Do you have some money?
3.I have a psp, so cool!!!
4.You need some water? I got my saliva.
5.Your hair is horrible.
6.I'm Bobby Lee! From Mad TV!!
7.You see that guy? His my gayfriend.
8.YATAA!!!!
9.Where do you go for vacation? Wait, I know, Iraq.
10.Whos your favourite terrorist?
11.Give me your glasses.
12.Where's the loo?
13.Today is Friday the 13th? Or is it?
14.Are you gay?
15.Save the cheerleader, save the world.
16.See this handphone? it may look like nothing, but it's a bomb, which will explode with the force of 100 C-4s' and vaporise everyone, including you, into nothing. And me.
17.I saw one of those middle Eastern Terrorist.
18.Did you kill someone?
19.I'|\/| TH3 L33t 0F J00!! I'm T3h P0\/\/I3FUI oF AII OfF M00 N t3H g@y!!
20.Look at what I can do!
21.o0o
22.It's me! Mas Selamat! Remember?
23.OH MY GOD!!! HIS AN ALIEN!!! HEEELP!!
24.O RLY?
25.YA RLY!
26.This is tomorrow's newspaper, today. It says here you were killed by me.
27.My PSP is cooler then yours!! Jewb.
28.Kill Whities
29.I thought you were going to propose to me
30.We need to talk.
31.I believe in 72 virgins.
32.I tried to call the suicide hotline, but couldn't get through, so I chose you.
33.You know why Mas Selamat is a half man half woman? BECAUSE HE IS WANTED!!!(one-third) HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!!!! Courtesy to Joel and none to priya.
34.I love William Hung, do you?
35.My grandpa can cook better.
36.Do you belive in Chuck Norris? As a god?
37.Achmed > Walter or Walter > Achmed?
38.I PRAAAIISE YOU!!
39.Hello, I'm blind, can you help me cross the road?
40.You see that rock? That's my pillow.
41.YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
42.I'm warning... you... Better... sing.... national... anthem....
43.I'm the King Dinosaur!
44.I'm Barney!!!
45.Home Alone with Michael Jackson? Wanna start filming today?
46.The Britons had their way with one Scottish Warlord I remember, Marcus McCloud
47.Dammit!
48.You know what I watch? I watch 24, Scrubs, CSI, Family Guy, Simpsons, Numb3rs, Early Edition and many more! Wanna come my house?
49.I am pwepawing a spweech faw mai dweam haos yu knaow?
50.You got to play WoW! You got to play WoW! You got to play WoW! You got to play it everyday!