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I can't believe I almost forgot to publish this story... To really enjoy this post (for those of you reading this from your email) click on the blue title link to take you to the actual blog. :)
So Matthew needed a haircut. But we learned long ago that Matthew does not like to have his hair combed or washed or cut, for that matter. When he was a little younger and more easily distracted in the bathtub, I could manage to get in a semi-decent trim while he was playing during his bath--but then he caught on to my sneaky ways. We decided then to begin cutting his hair once he fell asleep. Mark would hold him and I would trim a little here and little there, having no idea what I was doing, but miraculously it always seemed to turn out ok. That is, until a few weeks ago.
One night after Matthew fell asleep, I passed him off to Mark and got ready with my scissors. Unfortunately (for Matthew) I was in a particularly sleep-deprived state, and made the first cut, a straight cut, right over his left ear. Mark looked at me in horror and I looked at Matthew in horror (no I did not cut his ear!) as I realized, that with one single cut of the scissors, I was staring at the makings of a mullet.
"What did you dooooo?" whispered Mark, completely exasperated with my sudden failure as the family beautician.
"I don't know what I did! What do I do now?" I whispered back, the shock subsiding, the awful well of giggles starting to bubble up, as they often do when I haven't slept enough.
"Here, you take him and let me take over, " Mark said.
"No, no!" I protested (still in a whisper). "Give me a second to figure out how to cut it."
"Just give him to me, " Mark said, and then added. "I went to cosmetology school."
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???
So I've been married to this man for 8 years and did not know this little factoid about him. I mean, I knew he used to color his mother's hair in her later years in life when she wasn't able to do it herself anymore, but I thought he was just being a good son...
I. Had. No. Idea.
Of course the questions (and body-shaking giggles while holding Matthew and trying to keep him asleep) followed. When? For how long? What did you learn to do? What interested you in beauty school? Why did you stop? And most importantly--why don't you do my hair?!
Mostly his answers were unimpressive: in his 20's, a good way to make money, lost interest...
I realized I wasn't missing out on much when he then held up his hand and made a twisting motion and (Mark's words) said, "you know, I learned how to make 'curls' in women's hair."
"You mean a '
perm'?!"
I tried to keep it together, I really did. I only woke Matthew up once. He took one look at his sleep-deprived, giggling mother and closed his eyes again immediately. (Clearly not the first time he's seen this side of me.) All the while, My Beauty School Drop Out Husband trimmed and cut and groomed and fixed my wretched mistake--and gave his boy the CUTEST little haircut you ever did see.