I learned a thing or two during our trip to Maryland and back that I feel compelled to share:
1. Even when she's just gone potty, Ireland will desperately need to pee the second she catches sight of the hotel pool. Liesel had been happily splashing around when she stopped to inform Ireland, "Just pee in the pool! I do it ALL the time!" This was said just as the hotel maintenance man walked through the door. Liesel continued trying to convince Ireland that, "the blue stuff cleans it up."
2. Matching jammies are a must. When we went down for breakfast, the hotel staff and fellow guests treated us like queens. I barely had to lift a finger to get the girls fed as everyone fell over themselves to make waffles and fetch juice for them. You have to admit that fuzzy hair is rather endearing.
3. Fighting on a road trip is a rite of passage. Even having a DVR entertainment system will not stop them from this (apparently) all-important element of being a kid. I couldn't believe it when Liesel complained, "Ireland's touching my car seat!" Really? Really!?!
4. There is unparalleled joy in singing Rascal Flatts
Life is a Highway at the top of your lungs with your kids as you barrel down the interstate. "Through all these cities and all these towns it's in my blood and it's all around." Memories I will have forever!
5. A car seat puts Brigitta in prime pooping position. She had 5 blowouts in two days on the road. Two of those were so bad I just threw away the onesie because it was
up to the neck! I ran out of clothes (which I packed 3 times what I normally would) at a service station in Ohio. One look at the gift shop told me she'd either have to look like a homeless baby in just her diaper and a blanket or she'd have to wear something with the Ohio State emblem all over it. I opted for the homeless baby look (Hawkeye fans ya know). After digging through the car, the VERY LAST thing on hand that was clean and dry was Liesel's swim cover up. When I texted Brent this picture, he commented that she looked like a baby version of Lord Palpatine from Star Wars.
6. There is an entropy to eating out when you're on the road. Our first stop was Culvers where I had the grilled chicken sandwich with no mayo and a bottled water to drink. For snacks I munched on raw carrots. I won't tell you what I had on our last stop coming back but let's just say I was scanning the dessert menu first and seriously considering getting two jumbo sodas to complete my meal. I was snacking on Big Macs and is it just me, or have those shrunk in the past few years?
7. A hotel is thrilling. To an adult it may just be a place to clean up and rest your head but to a child it is mysterious and exciting. There are tv channels to surf, a pool to scout out and of course, the serious business of filling the ice bucket (even if no one really uses the ice). That you are surrounded on all sides with fellow travelers puts you in a very exclusive club which is certainly worth getting giddy over.
8. Check your parenting skills at the door. Reagan was moving a car seat from my car to hers and it was giving her a hard time. She muttered, "darn it" which Ireland overheard and immediately offered, "No, not darn it, DAMMIT." Reagan said she corrected her 3 times to make sure she'd get it right. I'd like to say I don't know where she heard that from but let's be honest, I was traveling alone with 3 little girls. It probably came from me.
9. The grass isn't always greener. We ran into a fair amount of business travelers at the various hotels. I couldn't help but notice their furtive glances at the girls. In the elevator, one business traveler kindly asked Liesel to press the button to his floor and then peppered me with questions about names, ages, etc. Having been on that end of life, I realized they have families too. No matter how exciting the city, how nice the hotel, how fancy the restaurant, it's hard to be away from those you love.
10. It's worth it. A lot of people were horrified at my plans to drive across the country alone with the girls. Seeing the cousins together and chatting with my sister (who yes, I saw on the other end of the country about a month ago) made the hours on the road worth it. I love to travel and having kids hasn't changed that. It's just altered the methods a bit. They say traveling kids are made, not born so I hope to cultivate this aspect in my girls. Now if only they could keep their hands to themselves...