ATTENTION UTAHANS!
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS SEXY GYMNAST TERRORIZING DOWNTOWN SALT LAKE CITY WITH HIS GIANT CROTCH! MOTHERS RUN DOWN DARK ALLEYS, CLUTCHING THEIR CHILDREN CLOSELY IN HOPES OF EVADING THE MORALLY CATASTROPHIC "DISMOUNT" THAT COULD HAPPEN AT ANY SECOND! THE NEWS IS CALLING THIS BULGE BARRAGE "THE BIGGEST THREAT TO THE LDS COMMUNITY SINCE THE GAYS."!

an outdoor concert at slc's very own gallivan center, gave joey and i this view of our downtown sky

at work today after ringing up a few ordinary, everyday type of customers, i turned and was startled to see a man staring mindlessly in through our windows. i say mindlessly because this window is more like a two-way mirror; he's pretty much staring at himself. okay, i'll giggle quietly to myself and forget about it in two minutes. 8 MINUTES LATER(!) I take this picture and he is the star of my first blog. I have two ideas. 1) this young man is so completely enamored by his own reflection, his narcissism overpowers the customary way to behave in public. 2) RUN!!!