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I was driving with my three young
children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us
stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I
heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a
seat belt!'
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and
found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst
into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy
watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a
little boy before?'
(I love this one!)
While taking a routine vandalism report
at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old.
Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered
and continued writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should
ask the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,'
she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my
shoe?'
It was the end of the day when I parked
my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9
partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a
dog you got back there?' he asked.
'It sure is,' I
replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then
towards the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'
And finally, one more to make you smile.
A little boy opened the big family
Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly,
something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What
he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the
pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy
called out.
'What have you got there,
dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's
voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'
Don't you just love the way kids think? They can always (well, almost always) make you smile with their innocence and pure joy. Don't forget to hug your kids today and tell them you love them every day. HUGGLES my friends!
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