Situation now: OMG my mom is asking me to drink this black herbal thingy again. Supposedly good for my face. Shit. It's so bitter I can't swallow more than a few mouthfuls. The very thought of it brings bile to my mouth. Yeah!
The verbal attacks I got today further re-enforce my opinion that Mrs Lee might have something against me. It started when I was doing my homework during reading period(no surprises there) chemisty--it's a killer.
So Mrs Lee suddenly walked into the classroom and shocked, I quickly stuffed my papers under my desk, so afraid she would come over to tear the papers(a habit of hers) Fortunately, she didn't really notice so I gave a big sigh of relief. Mrs Lee went on to talk about English lessons and telling us what we're gonna do for the next 2 weeks while Mr Gabriel Tan was away.
Having finished everything, she went on to comment about our class(room).
"This class ar, so dirty, whose duty is it today?"
*went to look at Class Roster*
"Jacque Line and Shengle who? Come and sweep the floor now. Oh it's Jacqueline ar, I saw Jacque and thought her surname was Line. AHAHAHA"
"Oh look at the mess beneath the teacher's table, clear it now! What is that?"
Hongwei went to take the Slinky that was beneath the teacher's table. It was kinda tangled up. Mrs Lee looked at it and said, "Eew, what is that?"
Several responses of "Slinky"
Then Mrs Lee smirk and said "Which SWINE left it there? Which ASSHOLE?(I'm serious, she really said asshole. there are other names, but I've forgotten about them)"
I think it wouldn't have mattered to Mrs Lee even if Mrs Koh was the one who left it there.
Then she saw the mess on my desk(my desk is perpetually in the state of chaos)
"This girl ar, her desk is so messy. It says a lot about a person you know. The one who marries her ar, when they go to bed, she would bring all these books onto the bed. HAHAH"
*She was looking around to see if the class was laughing all the while*
Then horror of all horrors! She looked below my desk. Oh shucks...I was hoping all the while her attention wouldn't go below my desk. Simply put, papers were stuffed anyhow inside, a disaster area. Mrs Lee went to grab papers from below my desk and showed them around. I tried to make a grab for them but she put them out of my reach.
"See ar, this girl, the desk soooo messy. So barbaric, she must be very barbaric in bed!(yes yes, she said that) HAHAHHAHA" She went on to say quite a few more things about my perfomance in bed. Made me sound like a dominatrix. -_-" Note that all the while, I was either smiling sheepishly or laughing at a few of her jokes. It would be less degrading if I can manage to laugh at my ownself, hard as it may be.
"Go and clear your table."
Then she went on to pick on others, by saying some sacarstic remarks. Though not as bad as mine, I think it still hurts for them. "Who did the background for the board behind?"
Shu yi(who was sitting beside me, raised her hand).
"Like kindergarden work!"
Shu yi looked very angry, about to cry.
"Hey, I think it's nice!" I said to her.
THen Mrs Lee looked left and right, she pointed to another board, with a black paper hanging out.
"Why is that paper hanging? Girls ar, I hope you check yourselves and make sure something doesn't hang too! AHAHAHHA"
All the while the whole class was laughing. Of course, we did get rather outraged at some of the careless remarks made.
She saw Zixian who was sitting with his legs open wide.
"Eh you there! Sit properly! Why, *something* is swollen huh! You want to air it right! It's very uncomfortable? HAR HAR HAR"
Finally, she went out(after making more sacarstic remarks) Hawa came over and help me...no actually she did all the work lol. She cleared my table for me and minutes later, my desk was *gasp* neat! I daresay it's now among one of the tidiest in class.
So we quietly did our work until half an hour later Mrs Lee came in. Sigh, here we go again...
"Hey, your desk looks better now. HAHA"
She surveyed around my desk, apparently finding some other faults to comment on. Lo and behold! She saw my badmint racquet which was clipped to a carabina that was clipped to my bag. A plastic bag was also clipped to it.
"AHA! Look at her badminton racquet, this girl ar, really like a Bohemian! She must have a big plastic bag to put her personal belongings in and go around void decks and roads to pick up rubbish!"(at this time I was tempted to take out my big plastic bag from last week and show it to her and say "Look, my plastic bag!")
*Another round of laughter*
She turned to me and said "Do you live along the streets?" I did not bother with a reply. The same smile still plastered on my face.
There were lots more things said, but I forgot about them.
So she went to look at the Class Roster, where all our names were written. Yi An? Yian, sounds like Yian. Jasper sounds like the ghost. Casper is it? Oh Jasper. What is that?! Mid-zone, mi zo? (it was Mizhun) How do you pronouce that?!"
Several of the girls said "She changed her name already"
"Oh yeah? So what is her name now?"
"Mijuan"
"Ah Mijuan ar"
She continued looking on. "Calson, who is it? Sounds like some brand, like MagicMax(something like that, forgot what she said) like washing machine or something. HAHAHA"
*round of laugher from class, many were giggling.*
"Hmm, Ching How is a nice name."
Finally she came to my name.
"Hey-dee. Hmm, actually it should be pronouced as Hi-dee! You know the story of Heidi and the cows come home(I've forgotten what she said)"
"Mrs Lee, it's Heidi and the Goats..." said Hawa.
"Oh whatever, something like that. She goes to find her grandfather right, at the Swiss Alps. HAHA. Who is HI-DEEE?"
Oh like it isn't obvious enough already. Her gaze zoom in at me. "Heidi ar...dirty girl..bohemian..blah blah blah(she did not actually said blah blah blah of cuz)
Uh huh, entertainment for the whole class at my expense. Well, mostly. Mrs Lee is a very...open-minded woman.
FINALLY THE BELL RANG. WHOOWHOO I'M FREE! She made some parting remarks and went out. =/
Right after school, I had to go and find Mrs Lee to hand in a comprehension we were made to hand up on that day itself. Marya and me couldn't find Pei Shan anywhere else. So I went to her desk and tried to hand in my work.
"I won't accept pieces like that, where's the girl told to collect?"
"I think she went home."
"I shall punish the whole class tomorrow, I don't care it's your business you settle it yourselves!"
Around this time, Jac, Cass and Hawa came in to hand in their pieces too.
Mr Jpseph Lim also came around, he heard Mrs Lee talking very loudly.
"Oh Heidi har, she's a very good writer, just *plain* lazy. Very lazy"
Oh goodness, he was putting oil to fire! Bleah.
"Oh Joseph! I made her clear her table just now. It was sooo hilarious! HAHAHHA"
So Mrs Lee just raged on for a while, while we went over to Mr Lim's stall, or cubicle, something like that, and pick out VCDs to borrow from. Lol He said it was all pirated ones.
Then after more caustic remarks from Mrs Lee, we went out of the teacher's room. And after I've finished eating, I went up to third floor to look at 3e5 and see if they've finished class, also to wait for 3e1 to come back from Bio lessons, and we had quite a *time* flagging for a taxi. The uncles wouldn't let 5 ppl board. Baaaah
Thus ended my day in school. Well sort of.
*Stay tune for more adventures of Heidi and Her Bohemian encounters!*
"Yeah, that's it, now 1, 2, 3 & 4, turn to your right, 1, 2 ,3 & 4!"
, what are you doing?"
). Yup, this about sums up the tip of the iceberg.
