This handsome fellow is Henry. When we bought all of our chicks they were supposed to be all girls but, somehow, we ended up with 2 roosters. A few months ago we parted with one of our roosters, Goldie, but thought we would keep Henry. Henry was a good rooster, didn't crow very often and kept to himself most of the time.
Things have changed.
When I go into the cow pen I carry a long stick just in case Henry gets it into his head that I am invading his space and need to be attacked. Last week he got all feisty with me and you may or may not have seen me swinging a shovel around with him in the vicinity. On Sunday I turned around to have his wings beating my chest and his claws gripping my leg. I have a large bruise from where he got me. I screamed in horror and yelled at him "You stupid rooster! I'm the one that FEEDS you!" I had my daughter's and one of their friends laughing at me from the safety of the garage.
This wasn't the first time either.
Now, I won't even turn my head from him at any point and I steer clear of him any way I can. Hey, don't you dare call me a wuss! I know some of you are saying "Oh brother, this city girl's afraid of a rooster!?" YOU try being attacked by a rooster ONCE and see that you don't learn to respect him! And carry a shovel. Or a stick. Or a baseball bat.
Henry is usually contained in the cow pen because he can't squeeze through the barbed wire fence like the smaller hens can. Today was a different story. He must have found a way to jump over the fence. Here's the run down:
I'm sitting at the kitchen table with Sarah going over her math for the day. I hear Isaiah crying and screaming in terror and the sound of feet racing across the gravel. Of course, I thought my child was dying so I raced to the window to see what was going on(what, you ask why I didn't run outside? Because, this son is known to yell like he's dying and I've learned to see if there's blood before running all the way down the stairs and then having to come all the way back up).
What I see made me laugh till I almost peed my pants. Isaiah is running at top notch speed toward the garage and disappears. Alana is hiding behind a large cedar tree with a ginormous stick in her hand. Henry is just on the other side of this tree. Malakai is full on up in the top of a small oak tree 10 feet away(that I'm surprised held his weight) laughing hysterically at his brother's drastic departure.
So, what happened next? I sat at the window to watch what they would do, of course. Alana walked very quietly and slowly around the tree, while Henry watched her, and took a wide loop out of his way to head to the garage. Malakai struggled to get out of the tree he had so quickly ascended and, while he was doing so, Henry walked to the base of the tree. The whole time, Kai is cracking up laughing. His feet touched the ground, he looks at Henry, screams and takes off running, laughing and screaming the whole time. Henry chases him for 10 feet or so, turns around and continues pecking the ground. Oh, he thinks he knows whose boss, doesn't he?
Sarah, Canaan and I were up in the window watching and laughing at the whole thing. Yes, it was funny. Even funnier(yes, I know it's not a word)? Guess who's gonna be in my chicken soup this coming weekend? Oh, yes. I've got the last word here. I am the boss.

