Saturday, April 28

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some of the reasons why men cannot be trusted

nelle will probably like the snowstorms
lynette will probably believe in parking spots
everything else is just true

Friday, April 27

when your brain cant see it anymore



the other side just seems like a fog to you sometimes. it is moments like this you will give up everything for things to remain perfect.

Tuesday, April 24

your welfare package

i realised that recently that we kids are not going home and there are more cars stopping at the side of the road to drop off various exam welfare packages. i realised that many many people are recieving welfare packs. and a great variety of home cooked food. even extra stuff from home.

i love my mommy

this week she came all the way here from home to drop off a container of beef curry and home made bread. on top of that i get two cartons of milk. she would have dropped off one box of the horrible tasting brands essence of chicken if i hadnt told her not to. i dont seem to like brands much. and i seem to get homemade bread every week recently.

i miss my home cooked food. to think that the past two years in hall and i have missed out on 5 dinner X 4 weeks X 2 years worth of yummy food. and all this time i have been eating peanuts for dinner. i guess that is the price to pay for staying away from home. and my home happens to have really REALLY good FOOD every day.



even mala loved it so much she wanted more. hahah.. will have to see how next week. ill be going home. mayb i can get a big pot of food. she wanted to eat it so much we ordered 933 golden pillow for lunch today.

Sunday, April 22

askmen.com top 99 most desirable women

this piece of information is actually contributed by mala. in this time of exams i might have much time to go do other things but i have not that much time to happen to look for this. but i guess this will make a decent post in times of the exams.

but i really have to saw that amercia really have to relook their choices. i glaced throught the rest of the 89 girls and i have got to say that there are some major wrong line up in my very unimportant opinion.

i realised that guys kinda do rank by
1> boob size
2> arse size
3> size of dress
4> length of hair
5> nose bridge height

i have to say. it is pretty good measurements of desirability.

i have got to say that this year we have more brunettes than blonds. mayb blonds ARE dumb. their top 10 rejects?
10> Naomi Watts (blond)
9> Cameron Diaz (blond)
8> Reese Witherspoon (blond)
7> Alicia Keys
6> Keri Russell
5> Kate Bosworth (blond)
4> Audrey Tautou
3> Christina Milian
2> Mischa Barton
1> Britney Spears (dumb in the first place)





then there is the top 49 most desirable men. and i think amercia have pretty bad taste. other than tonnes of money, i actually dont think that there is much of any other requirements. might as well put bill gates right on the top. i mean you can easily find someone who will willing want to become his mistress for free.

money talks man.

but cum on. what is the ex-president doing on the list?




clooney? might as well put my grand father on it. why not richard gere or well... BILL GATES?

Saturday, April 21

little dragon buns

Satisfied
plus ice cream too

get to meet old friend
the boy friend
nice to see some people after so long


ready to tackle more work
feel like studying

weather gloomy
air chilled

Thursday, April 19

NUS could be a shooting ground. we are all potential victims

disclaimer: this post is all in the name of fun.
no discrimination of gender, age, race, ethnicity or nationality here. i learn from class not to essentialise people so this post only a reflection of the experiences of the un-homogeous society in singapore. this does not have any particular corelation to any living objects or people here in singapore.


everyone would have already heard the incredible story of the crazy korean gunman who shot his "friends" in class in virginia technological school. this guy on one fine Monday, he took his guns and very silently killed 32 students and faculty.a killing rampage man. when was the last time in this life-time have you heard of anything that close.

that only happens in movies.

quoted from an online article:
"When someone spoke to him, he waited 10 to 20 seconds to respond, Lucinda Roy said Tuesday. In the classroom, Cho took photos of other classmates without their permission, always wore a hat and sunglasses, spoke in a whisper, and once wrote a poem that was so disturbing he was pulled out of an English class."

does that sound familar. yup those are the characteristics of the loyal ah tiongs right here in NUS. as NUS students and esp students staying in hall, we are all potential victims of a potential gun shooting rampage. so next time, study in your room and do not go to class. it might end up in death or torture.

tat mention that at tiongs have the additional charactertics that make them more propable gunman:
1> minority
2> loney
3> stressed


you will never know what people do when they are stressed. not only do ah tiongs arrive here sad, loney and homesick. they dont seem to talk that much, lock themselves up in a room. and are so competitive in school stress is a highly likely factor to occur at regular intervals. you will never know when one of the 20,000 ah tiongs in singapore will take out a gun and shoot people in the lecture halls or the classroom.

then someone mentioned during dinner that they cant possibly find guns here in singapore due to our very fantastic law right here in singapore. thus their only means of killing is actually worse. singapore have never thought that if someone wants to kill some one else, shooting is actually the best way to die.

they might resort to:
1> grabbing a knife
2> using a pencil


of which number one will at least leave you more alive than number 2 due to lead poisoning.

maybe with technology they will use their:
1> nokia 3310s
2> laptops


of which number 1 is more likely than 2 coz they need to work more than they need to communicate. and number 1 actually has a bigger death roll on its microchips than number 2 due to the durability of old and useless models of handphones. it was proven and tested that if number 1 is thrown against a brick wall, the wall will chip off first. and the phone still works.

apart from from the ah tiongs. there are the others who are essentially marginalised from student economy although they occupy the ranks of it. there are those who can kill an entire corridor by leavin their doors open. that actually calls for the bomb squard.

Tuesday, April 17

im an old hat



to honestly tell you the truth. i have been waiting for this moment the whole year. and somehow it feels kinda short of something. mayb its the cooked food from the heart. some how the feeling of the whole team together is one of the bestest feeling on earth.

i have almost been envisioning myself in this very moment since i washed my hands of the smell of my fwoc. then i realised that i really love the title of "FWOCER". i actually take great pride in this name. the job might have been done differently in my time but we are all fwocers noneless. wow.. dignity.

suddenly "06/07" is a meaningful 4 numbers that carry in you deep meanings.

then i also realised that i can go on forever about my feelings and thoughts on fwoc. and on and on about the times i had. fwoc made hall feel different. honestly i would have cared much less if there was no fwoc.

finally on my third stage of fwoc. i have been an enthu freshie, i have been an enthu fwocer, now all that is left is my wait to be dated. and that i am enthu about.

Monday, April 16

zooification - be zooified

i wanna go work at the zoo this hoildays. i know it sounds stupid but ill rather be shoveling dung in the hot sun than sitting in the office. my only problem is that the freeking zoo is at the end of the world. me ane nelle agrees that anything after yio chu chang is malaysia. and since the mandai zoo is in yishun, it is situated at the end of the world.

no wonder we visit the zoo so little.

but seriously leh. i know scooping dung off the floor is not something you will claim to be benificial to your future resume. i mean sitting in the office of which ever god foresaken building in singapore actually would prove more useful. and i have to admit that 7 an hour to feed lions and bears is not exactly the best paying job on earth but i think ill rather face the animals at the zoo than the animals at the offices.

somehow the zoo still sounds like a better work environment than shenton way.

i get the sun and i get to tone some muscles. and i get to work with things that dont talk back. the only thing that is holding me back from calling kelly services.

rememebering that 5 months working at CPF? i rather die than face dying people who wants money. and people who are willing to shout in your face to piss you off.

Sunday, April 15

if tomorrow was the last day on earth... ill burn down NUS now

the stupid fire alarm that has been ringing non stop for god knows knows how long for the past two days at 8 plus AM when at this god forsaken hour is waking slumbering people up. sometimes you are so tired from stuffing a book in your face you need to sleep. (just that i am not spending as much time with a book at my face than i should be) and i am still guilty of sleeping long hours.

and it has reminded me that all i need to do is to throw a burning match stick out of my window. I LIVE ON CAMPUS. and then with a miracle the wind will spread the fire and there is no more being traped in a burning playhouse but a burning NUS campus. that will be cool man.

but then i realised that in order to burn the WHOLE NUS DOWN. you will 5 petrol station reserve of petrol to sprinkle all over the campus to actually get it ALL on fire.

great. i think it is the time of the year when your brain functions in a evil manner when it is thinking of murderous tendecies all on its own free will.

Saturday, April 14

betty you are gone!

i did all i could to rush the entire season 1 of ugly better against my will in a week. now i have finsihed watching every possible episode avaliable to the people via internet and i can finally concentrate on my work.

there is no more prison break,
no more greys anatomy
no more house
NO MORE UGLY BETTY.

yay. i can finally study. moral of the story. dont go to pek and tell her you are bored just before exams.

Friday, April 13

its friday the 13th

great
great
great
great
great

now it just explains everything

betty i hate you

you freeking bitch

sometimes the only thing you need is time and loads of concentration. see this. this is supposed to HAVE kept me going for the past two weeks at least. and here i am 1 and 1/2 weeks behind my schduelle. freeking shit. i just need some time to study or something.

that means i am left with one week to starters.

i dont normally start so late in the semester. time is a valuable thing. yes i know that. but sometimes things happen. murphy should have a law that states something like "you will always not have enough time no matter how much you want it"


and what am i doing? i am sitting in my room with rain outside my windows watching ugly betty. firstly it is not that fantastic but i have got to say that it really is getting better from the first few episodes. and now i have what used to be the prison break syndrome i had last semester exams. and then there is that stupid rain that always decides to fall in the middle of the afternoon. doesnt the rain want to make you curl up somewhere and make you sleep? or mayb watch some undesiralbe show that like my blog has NO entertainment value to your life?

great aint it. reading this blog is actually doing you no good. at all. you all might as well just go to some corner and continue your revision or work. this blog actually has no value.

you are supposed to be sitting quietly and fully concentrating on your notes and reading when you cant resis that 10+ episodes slashed up somewhere in your laptop. bloody hell. ugly betty.... you are really ugly. ugly for making me do all this.

but i have myself to blame for this stupid thing. shanny you have no self-control you ought to slap yourself awake. when was the last time you took control of your life? nothing seem to be going well in all faces of decision making.

not only do you have so many people after your room. in the very most way you cant even control it coz you currently have no bloody room in the bloody hall. you have tonnes of people chasing your beautiful perfect room. and you cant even stop that from happening. that perfect view of ablk and that view of the tree sitting outside and that cold air that gusts through is no longer mine to control. my more than perfect room will only be a fragment of my imagination.

there are people out there who you dont think deserved to be better accounted than you and you cant do anything from preventing more trouble than the ones you have created in year one. i have created havoc in the block and i take all responsibility for it even though i really din mean it.

i am sorry b block i have disrupted balance. and we thrive on balance. and i cant help but to see it manifesting on its own. i have created a monster.

and the worst thing is that everything in school is looking like a C. my reports are all back and they are all either Cs, B-s or Bs. and i tell you that is not good enough. i want my A. i used to be really good at what i do now. but that was a long long time ago.

blithe spirit

a fantastic play with lauguage you only see in scripts you cant read. noel coward has a vocab that can slaughter shakespere and rape any classic writer. i feel like going to read the actual play. and the whole 2 hours are so fast paced that i cant even keep up with the whole catfight of chiem slatter of english. sometimes i wonder if i actually understand english.

but i have got to say they did adapt a good part of his script to suit the local lingo. the very local reason why i love WILD RICE plays. they are simply so funny sometimes you just cant pin point the funny thing. the last few ones i watch where good. that is why i love theater!

people. please go watch this if you can.

it doesnt matter if you pay cheap tickets for a restricted seat at some corner where 1/4 of the stage is covered by some railings.

pratically the whole PCK cast is there minus the gurmit. lim kay siu, neo swee lin, tan kheng hua, pam oui and selena tan. and i tell you the set is to die for. IF only my living room looked half as nice as that. and the make up is so bluely beautiful. and they were perfect performers.


opening night is sold out too.

Monday, April 9

why murphy's

MURPHY'S LAWS states that

Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.


i think murphy guy is a very smart guy. seriously. he totaly understands now the world works all over. he is a genius. either that or he really have nothing better to do during the time he was thinking that "everything will go wrong even if you give them chance" just like pratically everything on earth that seemed to go wrong.

just like my gender project? apparently it just went all wrong when it seemed like it was going all right. great aint it. it sucks when you thought everything was in perfect working order then suddenly you get your grades back and you realise that your semester is so screwed you will need two screw drivers.

i guess after i got my results back this semester is really not looking too good. a potential C waiting in my result slips. just knew that i screwed my mid term gigantic time and not since the 50% of my module is so FUCKED UP. i think i better get something going for my finals.

SO FUCKED UP

things dont really go as they should sometimes. like my hall stay or my exchange or my grades. or pratically everything that goes on in my beautiful life.

semester grade recap?

innovativeness of engineering design is the most brainless module i have ever taken and if i could do it one more time i would. just that it is so damn slack i love it for being slack and non examinable. like what rocks better? but the super huge problem with this module is that you have no idea how you would do coz the test is crap, and the projects are also crap. you simply dont know what to expect from this. you dont know if in ANYWAY you are going to get an A or a C

then there is coastal which i have not gone for 50% of the lecture. ditto singapore society. that means that i have no idea what is going on in class and i have also not been doing well enough for labs and tutorial to know that ill be getting a A in the final exams. though i really hope that coastal can get an A to pull my Cs up.

then there is LRT which i think is so damn exciting but no grades are given back yet so i have no idea.

and there is the totally fucked up gender (nope... not the gender but the module.) but than again, on the part of gender i also think that there is that other totally fucked up gender.

we left mala-ed

a rare outing on a sunday night. once in a while it is nice to go out with a bunch of people who knows the joy of eating the weirdiest food. this time round we went all the way to bugis to eat their ever famous mala huoguo. MALA means that it is very spicy and it can kill anyone who puts a spoon of that thick spicy chilli oil into 1 inch of their mouths.

colin still went to order "zhong la" which nicely means medium hot. even mala thought that is was too hot and she practically eats indo spicy food. i mean if she was named after that every steamboat soup, she better be good at eating it. but in the end gotta order 2 jugs of lime juice to counter the power.

imagine 3 chilli padi in your mouth with every bite you take.

and if mala cannot take it. me and martin was consoling ourselves and telling ourselves that we can. silently trying not to put the spoon into the part with the mala. just that it was really hard for me coz the stupid mala half is right in my face. in the end i still ended up cooking my meat in the mala pot.


we sat there from 630pm to about almost 10. that is how much food and chilli i managed to stuff into my already full stomach. i totally din feel the food in my stomach until about like 9pm. that means that by the time i actually got up and walked around i was so full i was about 3 months pregnant.

it was so spicy and we were enjoying our food so much we din want to stop. the girls got the last call of food. well... that showed how weak the guys were. buffet still lose to girls. but then again, the girls are from 4th floor and b block 4th floor is full of monsters. we just eat and eat and eat and sleep and sleep. we have the block eating monster (aka toilet hai) - van, the b block pig - mala and me, one of the "san hai" and famous b block prowler


check this out man. the amount of chilli oil that was fish out after like 15 mins into the steamboat. we realised that we have to get rid of some of the killer oil. it was one whole plate worth of oily chilli red oil.but that still leaves like millions of chilli seed swimming in the broth

but i really have got to say that the mala thing was something new for me. i have never taken steamboat with so much chilli before. and it is actually not to bad tasting.


funny how after all the chilli you still want to eat? walked the "long straight" down to esplanade to try to fit some ice cream in our already VERY bloated stomachs

see what i mean when i told you the block is filled with pigs?

but i have to admit that i really REALLY feel like eating ice cream after all the chilli. it is like... why not make your sunday more sundayish. i mean it is easter sunday. and it is a time to celebrate christ reliving.

van ask : why is it the easter eggs? what does eggs have to do with easter?
martin ask : why not the easter chicken? like where did the bunny get the eggs?

i thinking to myself : what does the bunny have to do with easter?


introducing 6 plates of ice cream and in 15 mins there was none left. and one plate happened to be very clean. so clean the dishwasher people dont have to wash it anymore.

but i have to admit. it was well licked


on the bus back we just could resist taking some photos. go figure. ever seen colin act cute?

Sunday, April 8

happy birthday sis



Friday, April 6

when dildos come alive

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Thursday, April 5

the path of THE stalker, KNOW how to stalk.

the next time you stalk someone on a blog. please remember the following:

1> each computer have a distinct ip address that can be traced if the owner of the blog has a webstats tracker. and this beautiful modern day creation can find the most basic things ever. you will be amazed when you finally go check out what it can do for you.
2> trackers can track which servers you use. and this ability is one of the many few functions that was created to protect your own webpage. until this week end i have never even knew what abilities a tracker has. and i tell you it is fantastic.
3> never stalk from your own computer that will mean that your computer's ip address and server (ISP) can be tracked and traced by people who use their trackers. if you want to stalk please do it from a public computer where you dont have to use an ID to log in. better still. NEVER use your school's server. it is plain stupid. it makes the host name more obvious.
4> never use defame on the blog the topic of your concern. it can actually trace back to you. and even better, it gives people the ability to know more about you. it will be fun to defame people with actual topics in mind. but please DONT MAKE IT SO OBVIOUS what caught your attention. it is DUMB.
5> if you want to defame people, please DONT keep a blog. it makes the hunting fun. and opens up your identity to the owner of the blog. it make the search easier to locate the person with the higher chance of identity.
6> never lie your identity. sometimes they get uncovered. (*note above*)
7> if you are not in singapore, DONT TRY to defame someone from singapore. everything will give way to your identity. because singaporeans have singapore readers. wouldnt it be funny if a person from somewhere you will never know viewing your blog?
8> please dont blog about staying in hall if you defame people. you are narrowing down the search for you. STUPID. esp when the tracker host says something like XXXXXXhalls.manchester.XXXXXX




seriously... so what if you are in another time frame? no one cares. you dont enter and leave tags defaming people and then be stupid enough to be the only 1 of 2 person who tag records and path records matches. people who have tagboards can manage their own tagboards (unless they are stupid enough to loose their password). you dont just go in and defame people thinking that you cannot be traced.

hey friends, this is a tip. just view and dont tag if you dont have anything good to say.

esp when i am so free with no lessons recently, i actualy have more time to go hunt. then suddenly the word "anonymous" loses its meaning. and if you track on further, you realise that "bitch" is more true than not. sad how some people accuse others when they do it themselves. the true meaning of a "bitch"

Wednesday, April 4

i am not that important

*compared to the rest of hall*

the final verdict - i am not getting a room in KR.

i am not even put on the waiting list after the fantasitc decision of weighin the pros and cons of possibly every resident in hall. that will actually be the other 250 minus 30 (foreigners who have not enough points) and minus another 30 (locals who decide not to stay). so that leaves possibly the other 190 people who applied for hall.

seriously. i am not important enough to be PUT ON THE BLOODY WAITING LIST.

for all the gold medals i have gotten.
for all the 3 months i have put in.
for all the late nights i have rehersed.
for all the make up i have on my face.
for all the time i spent watching performances and matches


and i dont even get a hint of staying.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK???

i guess i am not that important after all. compared to the rest of the 190 people that could possibly stay in hall. i admit it was my fault to declare exchange status too early. but i did have some points. i did stuff for the entire end of last year till last friday. they just din pump anything.

FUCK.

i guess it just makes some things clearer. choices have to be made in the end.

Tuesday, April 3

the hunt continues...

i am taking this to the details.
lets see if who is willing to help me.
details means the admin.

and if it is confirmed.
i think you can go die a horrible death.

i told canice this and i like it.
the internet have so much power
a tracker gives the power to know
google gives the power to hunt
and email gives the power to confirm


waaaaaaahahaha
internet is king

the power of the internet and some tracking device

i love my power to be able to use the internet.
it is a powerful device.
so is google.
it makes hunting so fun.
sometimes even lying on the internet cannot save your arse.

and some people still do it. i wonder why.
i wonder if playing with legals would be fun.

Monday, April 2

she and her 10 friends

how funny do you think when people actually request their own surprise birthday/parties to their friends and hoped to be surprised themselves. i think recently i have been seeing too much incidents like that. but how funny when people actually give themselves birthday cakes and pretend that someone else gave it to them. young people these days....

anyway
HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY JILLY

i was so happy and excited to go on a trip to sentosa today. and jilly booked a hotel room at rasa sentosa (is that how you spell it) and we get to spend hours sleeping in its soft comforters and extra nice pillows. and the view... wulala! *kiss fingers french way*

anyway. >jill requested for a surprise. she told nelle to collect the cake from the hotel and bring it to the restraunt and tell the restraunt to surprise her. funny right? thus. nelle decided to bake her a cookie from the cookie mix i have in my room. and she and mala were discussing ways of how to get some heart shaped cookie right in the kitchen. it was funny just to hear them talk to each other. it is just a cookie.

in the end... nelle used her fingers to handle the shit looking cookie mix unto the tray and the texture is so thick i really thought that it looked really bad and clumpy. then nelle took a taste of it from her fingers. made me laugh to myself. worse still is that they made small cookies and the small ones looked even more gross. but at least there was mnms and rice sprinkles for me to decorate it. see the hearted cookie? i put on the 21 with mnms.. and sprinkled the colored rice over it. actually i think it is done in a horrible unartistic way.


packing the cookie into sentosa without bring the big ceremic plate is a problem. nelle was exclaiming in my room "what if it breaks?" then there i was looking into my bag and i saw the frisbee i was going to take along to sentosa. then i just stuff it in her face and said "use the frisbee".

we had to wrap it in aluminium foil to prevent it from swimming around in nelle's bag. and the bitch happily wrapped it together. unintentionally leaving out the little yellow spot on the egde.

this hint of yellow made jillian think that vanessa's frisbee was dirty that we have to wrap it up. and made her unaware of her cookie surprise. when i told canice we put the cookie into the frisbee she exclaimed "got wash the frisbee not". just that she din know that there was another layer inside when she saw it.

anyway... the bitch's work of art:


we took a cab in and as usual nelle paid. there was a really funny incident when we were in the cab in sentosa. the cab was two cars behind this red toyota and suddenly we were wondering why we were going so slowly. then we realised that this red car was traveling at 10km/hr on the road. literally crawling on the road. i mean there is a law that says no road hogging right??? and the road was the curved left and right to the extent that there was almost no chance for the car infront to take over.

when the car infront finally did. then we realised that the red car was breaking on a straight road. in the taxi we were coming up with variations of "walao. where got people drive at 5km/hr." and "idiot. break on straight road for what when you are going so slow." if you were looking for road signs and going so slow it might be fine. but the road was curved. where one earth got road signs. traveling at 20 might be fine. but 10km/h is really too slow. even the taxi driver thought so too.

and seriously. when we over took the car. nelle went high pitch"no wonder... female driver" i tell it was so funny irony coz we were all female and we were all drivers and there we were talking bad about female drivers.

and dont you think that mala look like she fit into the hotel lobby. she just sat there with arms all over the couch. then we took a photo of her and she really looks like rich indo kid in posh hotel. cool man. i din know my friend could look so pretty and posh and at home in a hotel.



check this out man. we had lunch at the restraunt in the hotel and you will be shocked at the cost of the food. it is just so funny to see things like "nasi goreng" and "ayam kurri" and "chicken rice" and "wonton soup" going at 13++++++ bucks. if things like "fish and chips" or "black pepper steak" went at that price or more it would have looked normal and affordable. but to see things local that can be bought at 2 buck outside for 10++++ bucks. you will be surprised.

than again it is hotel.

but the portion is really really big. and got a lot of ingredients. so i guess it makes paying 13 bucks feel fuller.

but wait till you see the room service menu. 3 pieces of indian roti prata with vegetable curry was going at 10.50 singapore bucks. all when you could get it at at 1.80. i guess hotels do make quite a lot. esp when it is a 5 star one at the only beach in singapore.



we tried the brainless "look in the camera in the mirror" and guess what? i think every one here is smart enough. just that some people already had enough practice so she could do it properly. and this is us trying to relax in the hotel room when we waited for lynette and corinna to arrive.

i have to say that jilly really got value for money for this room. the view of the pool is perfect and even better is the view of the whole siloso beach. all the side islands can be seen. surprise to know that it is actually man made.




how long does it take to put on makeup

and check this out. i finally know how long my friends take to put on make up. like full make up with base, blush, eyeshadow, mascara, eyeliner, and whatever else there is to draw on a person's face. they all take an average of 30 mins. lucky there were alot of mirrors in the hotel.

to think canice is smart and have the fake eyelashers only look. which i thought was really nice. made me feel like getting my very own fake lashes. then mayb ill just glue them one and go out without makeup instead of just going out without makeup. just that she took the whole afternoon to get them on. but logic goes is that she can just pull them out before going to sleep and there is no need for make up remover.

smart

lynette and corinna went on hoggin the mirrors and then suddenly when i said "you put on so much make up got make up remover not?" then she just shock still for like 10 seconds and started screaming around for who brought make up remover. damn funny.

but they all still look pretty.


we also kinda realised that there is a vast difference with people who stays in hall and people who dont. hall goers where their 10 dollar slippers everywhere they go. even on a nice meal out with make up on they still strap their feet in that piece of rubber they wear everywhere from the toilet to lecture to orchard to sentosa.

the is what i call value for money. apparently mala's slippers are the most value for money. one year only wear one pair of shoes (actually slippers) for EVERYTHING that is from school to out.


here is out long waited cookie surprise. nelle stuffed the aluminium wrapped frisbee into the manager's face and i thought that scene was a classic to watch. that look on her face and her stance in the middle of marche was a joke and yet a joy to watch.

the guy was really nice enough to put all sorts of nuts and chocolate chips on it FOC. to think that marche actually provides services like that. i am very impress by the extent of service they go to please their customers.

and guess what? jillian never saw it coming at all. there is was on this really gigantic plate. and i thought it was a pizza when i saw the guy preparing it at the back. it took me a while (actually a long long while) to find the cookie.

and we finished everything





here we are at cafe del maur at silosa waiting to cut the dictator's cake. a cake she bought for herself and ask the hotel people to write "happy birthday jillian" right on the top of it. it rained in the afternoon rather heavily and thus the "beds" where so damp and wet than we couldnt really find a seat. and somehow there was alot of people there.

then it reminded me why i dont like places like that. with the smoking and (i have got to add) really not-my-type-of-mucic

but hell. when you are bored and you have a camera? you photo shoot.




mala was apparently dying with the music and the lights that we decided to go back to the hotel and sleep. that left the rest to go clubbing at zouk. just that me, mala, nelle and canice were happily sitting between sheets clean and makeup free.

i even remember my last line before i slept - "if i sleep i sleep and if i dont sleep i dont sleep" and before i knew it i was so asleep i only woke up the next morning at 830. only to find lynette and jill coming back from breakfast.