FWOC STARTS TOMORROW!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

howhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhow??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

actually i have been workin my arse off for this two weeks the past 2 half months. people always ask me why the hell in the whole pathetic universe do i need 3 months to plan out a two week orientation. i dint expect it to really last that long but i did all that there was to do. i tried everything i could.

all the planning and hard work trying out the activities. not to mention all the sweat and pain i endured through all the morning 6.30am PT runs, sitting in the freezing cold SPR room for 8 hours at a go. painting and smelling the fumes of cans and cans of paint. cutting through layers and layers of plastic and paper. dancing with two left feet. putting together a whole magazine.

i did all these for a reason-
i am stupid and naive for wanting more

everything is finally going to start though i frankly think i am scared stiff over what people expect of me. there are many people out there that will be looking at me. i dont like this feeling of eyes staring at you all the time. seniors are scary people. and the worse thing is that i am not doing it close to the people in my block. being attached and being married out to another block is scary when they dont all really know you.

yes i will get to know more people in hall as this orientation draws to an end. and that the seniors will always give you the support in the world. but there is just a different feeling that i cannot explain being out of familar grounds.

somehow it feels that i am the senior freshie in the block. somehow it feels like everyone is a stranger though i do know them. somehow everything is closer to being a blur.

and i want to do a good job out of this. 3 months is too long a time put in to screw up now. i want to be a good role model for people who dont know anything. i want to be popular!!!! (like i so totally already am) haha.

there are many things that i have yet to learn about being a FWOCer and i wish all the seniors will give me their fullest support and teach me alone the way. i want this to be GOOD.

** damn it this sounds like a bloody speech***

anyway.
it is just so funny when the D blockers asked if I/we the fwocers are attached. this kind of thing how to say???? when everyone already knows still want to ask. GO SHOOT YOURSELF just purposely one rite??? dont bloody denie it lor. i know it is time before EVERYONE KNOWS.

and there is more than one pair to it all. scandelous. takes the attention off me. hahaha. WEN AR!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! sorry.. should i have done that... but sorry, cannot help it la.

and one more thing

i am so happy the floor is starting to feel totally B Block. really cliqe to say this but i really love B block. so happy that everyone is coming back soon. andrea, van, small S. and mala and nelle is going to come back on mon night. alls left is nihara!!!! i miss my 4th floor girls. just wishing real bad that Big S and SY will stay on.....

VAN IS BACK
there are no more aliens on B block 4th floor

and andrea just checked in today. yeah. there is finally familiar faces around the so loney floor of mine. two weeks i have survived without anyone for company in B block 4th floor. it was a hard and trying period of 3 whole months. you bathe and you only hear one showoer. you pee and there is no one beside you shitting. you walk down the corridor and not a single door is open.

just waiting now for small S, mala and nelle to move back and my 4th floor joy and laughter is back. i love my floor girls.

it is so nice to know that your neighbours come in to your room and self service to the things that belong to you when you are not around. and that you can hear music playing down the corridor. and you hear the familiar voices screaming all over the place. i cant wait for the place to go back to what it used to be. things are finally moving slowly towards sch reopening.

checked out the list of freshmen on my floor. not bad leh. most of them are sports people. meaning that there is a good chance that 4th floor is going to noisy. sports people are generally a noisy bunch. being in arts. i only have about 15 hours a week. i need to entertain myself for the next probally 105 hours that i spend in hall on a weekday. and neighbours counts. i have quiet direct neighbours and i think i will like the peace amidst all the noise at nelles side of the wing.

shanny pte ltd is brankrupt
with pink flashing neon lights and a car bursting into flames

i officially only have $11.60 left in both my bank accounts COMBINE. for the love of GOD i am finally BROKE TO THE BOTTOM OF MY POCKETS and to the last molecule of my ATM card. what am i going to live on for the next few days???? lucky orientation is in a week and everything is going to be catered. catered food rocks. FWOC owe me more than 200 dollars and i want all my money back!!!!! damn it.

where have all my money gone for the past three months. seriously.... all my money have all gone down the invisible road to extinction. i have a deficit of donno how much. all those idiots who owe me money PLEASE FOR HEAVENS SAKE RETURN IT TO ME!!!!

i cant live on air and you jolly well know it.

maybe it is the geoceries. i think ill really get the chance to resave all my 500 buck of money when sch starts. maybe it is the sale. but i din buy much stuff other than bout 90 at mango.

bank of mommy have not puted any money into the account.

i am so FREEKING BROKE
cannot be broker then broke anymore.

we are becoming real FWOCers
i like it when teckie said that

i am looking more like a FWOCer with FWOCer sae
i like it when seeyong said that

we all find joy in the weirdest things on earth. this is the point when we know we are FWOCERs. just for entertainment. and we have learnt how to do it in less than 3 months. self entertainment capabilities only in a matter of matching each others lack of brains into a single brain wave. FWOCers HAVE TO HAVE THE SAME BRAINWAVE or we DO NOT FUNCTION WELL. take today for example:

we find joy in devouring nachos and cheese sauce in KRF like a beast.
we get a rush of blood to the head for opening 12+ catering tray covers in unison even though no one is looking.
we make meeting unbarably stupid
we make fun of each others oversleeping habits early in the morning.
we turn very short FWOCers into ant houses with 5 watt lighbulbs.
we caught a certain FWOCer who told me in the morning she was on diet, eating 3 plates for dinner.
we go nuts for the rest of the day even when we claim we are sober.

i like it when it is at this point that we are finally savouring the fruits of our friendship and AT LEAST 480 hours together in holy matrimony. being locked up 480 hours in the same room can make people go mad.

i like what marcus said on his blog. i actually laughed so hard at it. it just proves that we really have the same wave length and then same experiences. I can relate to almost everything that is listed there. You got me there marcus!!!

You'll wake to an alarm which isn't your's.
You'll learn to treasure moments with your 'Finding Nemo' mattress.
You'll learn that an anthem sung fast or slow is a great way to wake up in the morn.
You'll learn that songs like 'Do Re Mi' can induce homocidal tendencies.
You'll understand that a debate over apples and oranges is fairly compelling.
You'll grow to love hearing phrases like 'IZZIT', 'CAN DO' and anything which Kee Long spews.
You'll see that not wearing the IHG singlet with 3 girls at Sentosa will save you unecessary grief.
You'll begin to eat more vegetables.
You'll get tipsy from inhaling fumes after countless banner/decor/craft painting sessions.
You'll grow to detest the words 'proposal', 'feasible' and 'budget'.
You'll never sleep without checking the bed for bees.
You'll always ensure that the Arts Jap store cooks your food thoroughly.
You'll start to see everything as a giant video which requires a soundtrack.
You'll wonder why people are not in costume in the morning.
You'll lie between C and D block and stare up at the clouds.
You'll anticipate potential kann sessions.
You'll begin to see fruits as sports equipment.
You'll discover that orange is a pretty funky colour.
You'll dance to a Kenny Loggins' song. Alot.
You'll watch Dinah, Shanny, Grace and Marge drool over Superman.
You'll expect Dinah, Shanny, Grace and Marge to drool over the cast of Pirates 2.
You'll panic when you see a PRC in the hall lobby.
You'll see Terence in his green D Block Diva shirt, Kel in his A Block Angels singlet, Dennis in his Rip Curl Volleyball '03 Singlet, Dinah/Grace/Miffy in VJC yellow and Shanny in SA blue.
You'll hear the words 'focus', 'door gift', 'mass dance' and 'logistics' enough to last a lifetime.
You'll grow to trust in each other.
You'll grow to smile at each other's quirks.
You'll realise that when this all ends, nothing else will ever quite be the same again.
You'll be a FWOCer.

international students day

i spent the whole day speaking chinese
i have never in my life spoken so much chinese in a single day before. and you know what? i actually understand what the ah tiongs said ok. and they are actually quite a cute bunch of high socked, black hair, high bags people.

i actually spoke so much chinese i was blabbering to miffy in chinese. something that i have and will never ever again do in my life ever do again. chinese is just so wrong.



this one is funny. i could not resist taking a picture. here there is a sign saying that stealing is bad. and here in KR we have a giant trolley somewhere in the compound. that is for not stealing. you dont steal the things in the trolley. you just steal the trolley. as easy as that.

my readership have increased
i wonder why.......

guess who graced the straits times sports section today?

my sister. my little jodie tan brat of a sister. she set the damn national C div record. a good 7 point from the last record holder in 2003. one point more than her personal best. and KCP is now number one because of her. BLOODY NEW RECORD BROKEN. KCP should treasure jo more. and there is the splash of an ACT CUTE photo in the papers of her and her rifle. i think she can shoot you dead anytime.

hey. she finally out did her personal best. and now it is recorded on national records. where got so nice one. i think she can just go join seagames already la.

why dont i have a national record?



she is not a national youth team shooter for nothing. but what is funny is that the quote is stupid. jo wants to be a asian champion. like DUH..... roll eyes.

oh yeah...
HEY MARTIN!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY
not like you read my blog but...

i really wasted my time at your house. hahah..
the block is still wondering why you had to go to hougang and then toa payoh.



OH yeah and one more thing...
HAIR'S PINK
went back to do my hair on tuesday. they dyed the black portion back to black. i have nice hair now. it is SERENE PINK. i know it is bright but i really hope it lasts till FWOC. i actually went to buy color shampoo. it BETTER STAY for hopefully 2 months.

deamingly fit or just dead tired

i know seniors camp was a long time ago of lets say 2 days but this FWOCer here is too dead tired to even entertain any activity other than that of the bed. (and NO it is not SEX, i am too tired for that). i was actually talking to ron when before i knew it and before he knew it, i was so damn fast sleep even the dead cant wake me. much less the whole stampeed of the singapore zoo. you know what tired is? it is just lying there and then next thing you know you are looking at the afternoon sun.

seniors camp is finally over. i have been waiting for this camp to end actually. it is an experience. BUSY and still in gear 1. is it good to know that most of the seniors are looking well into the programme.



supper was good. just imagine 10 people on board the lorry and photo whoring all the way on AYE up the bridge to see the singapore skyline. just imagine a bunch of people smiling into some camera in the middle of the road. with all the flashes it is hard to miss.

all the waydown to geylang to spot the parallel imported UGLY women.
crap the lousy blogging. no mood means no mood. this post was dragged too long. no inpiration to write already

our STANDARD KEELONG POINT. i just wonder where.

SPOT THE FWOCERS
can you find all 12 of them?

there is more than hunger in my tummy

well... here i am again sitting in the SPR in the middle of the evening. i love this place when i am alone in the night. the feeling is just so right. something so serene and comfortable dispite how busy and hectic it is in the day. with nice soft music playing in the background it makes things appear to untroubled and tranquil. i love this feeling so much i wished i could drown in it more often. melancholic and placid.

i wonder if this feeling will still be here after FWOC. i look around at the SPR now and i think to myself that i have really spent a lot of time in this room. i think my presence is felt here for a longer period of time compared to the times i am doing tutorials in my room. even if it is talking cock. this is really the room to EAT SLEEP LIVE FWOC. you can pratically smell the shit we have passed here. this room is actually A PLACE now. not just A LOCATION.

the way the aircon feels too cold at some times and other times not, and the way the blinds can never stand all in the same direction, or the fact that the table is never clear of anything. the countless things that are splattered all over the walls and thrown all around the room. >PERFECTLY IMPERFECT.

it somehow feels a bit not too right when your tummy is growling of hunger. still waiting for my food to be packed back.

today have been a hectic day for me. there are too many things that are all over my brain. things to type. things to print and things to move and things to pack. just so many things i actually feel useful throughout the day. first thing in the morning when you wake up you realise that it is the last day for preperation for the first thing in your life you are going to be doing something you have never in your life done before.

you have got to try out something new once in a while and live not to regret not doing it at all. sometime i really do think back and wonder if i have made the smart choice. putting myself in all the trouble.

well. tomorrow is seniors camp. i really hope that things turn out really well considering that we all put in alot of effort in making things capable of happening. it is hard to imagine what will happen.

i have so many things on my desk. so many things to consider. so many things to make wonders out of.

cheers*

a 44 pages load off my mind

the focus book is cleared. my 280 nicely printed booklets will be arriving on wed freshly warm from the printers. they better turn out nice and people better appreciate it after so much hard work and time i have put into this darn book of 44 pages. haha... dinah will kill you with her bare hands and feet if you tell her it is UGLY. poor dinah have been strugling out the designs and the articles. if you throw away the book, ill BURN YOU TO DEATH!!!!

and you know what? i am actually dance without looking like an idiot. i love mass dance. i really din think i will enjoy it at the begining but now that i can see myself dance in the mirror i think i am not that bad actually compared to ALOT of people. people with two left feet and half a brain can actually dance.

and the dance moves are so fun. looking forward to it the whole day and yup... happy to see myself dance although i forgot steps like every 30 counts. but ITS FUN!!!

it is nice to see how sloppy keelong dances or how my partner dances with three left feet. no la... i shall not be that mean. worst still is how dennis and his hard gay dance moves. shocking...

not going out for dinner. i found the rice cooker and i am steaming up a meal of what seems like norwegian mackeral, taiwanese susages, seeweed chicken, hotdogs. you know what? i think it looks sad and horrible tasting.

when was the last time you stopped and smelt an orchid?

it just smells so damn nice. the smell is very faint but the sweetness is so clear. i din even know that it has a smell you know until i took a damn hard sniff at it. do all flowers have smell? it was just sitting there on the table and i decided to take a good sniff at the flowers. and i found out that orchid have smell

and did you know that some orchids are day smelling orchids and some orchids are nigth orchids. and i have a feeling the ones in my room are the day type. it smells like nothing in the night. even if you stick your nose into it.



i think this is stolen goods. must be plucked from somewhere. haha. thanks ron! but i have to say that the flower arrangment skills sucks and the flower pot/bottle is damn ugly. hhaha. but i know. the thought that counts.

and guess what?
ron put water in the bottle. just that the water din touch the stem of the flower. how stupid

blue hair

sorry MIA. i had issues to deal with

remember me dying my hair on tuesday? well... it is no longer black after fri's pool trail. the stupid chlorine turn a portion of my hair blue. it is BLUE for heavens sake. how am i going to manage to match it with pink or yellow. like seriously wrong. i am thinking of goin back to get it turned black again. but i dont have the time to go back no matter how FOC it is to do my hair.

my nice black hair no longer exists.

should i do it Bserene pink or yellow?

pool games is fun. the floats is cute and fully butt supportable. you can actually sit on it and look cute on it. hahah. i love the long floats they are SO COMFY. you can have sex on it if you want. just that it will be in the middle of SRC and that it may not take the weight of two people but you can always try. haha.... i should just shut up right? i know. point taken.






after soccer last night i think i really din enough sleep to last the whole day. and today we went down to sentosa for SOME fun. just that the camera ran out and the weather was so totally crappy. there is no sentosa without the sun and today wasnt really the sunnest of all days. i could bloody get a tan for heavens sake. i still have to untan the hip mark. if not, wearing hipsters will be a chore.

ok it wasnt really soccer since i only watched the first half after a long waking process and the penety. why did i even sleep through the whole second half and extra time. but look on the bright side. at least i manage to see all the goals. din miss out much on anything. but still damn tired in the end. manage to catch 2+3 hours of sleep before stupid dennis's fire alarm woke me up 15 mins before mine rang.

i have no idea why guys seem to wake up earlier in the morning than girls. i thought girls are the one who needs more time putting on their make up and everything. dennis wakes up damn early la. for the past few weeks i have been hearing his alarm more than i hear mine. stupid. make me wake up way before i plan to. 15 mins of sleep can be very precious.

not only that but i din really have a long enough sleep on saturday night to see germany win. then have to rush all over the singapore island all day on sunday and cannot catch a good nights sleep.

anyway. i could barely keep myself awake today. the eyes kept wanting to shut down. just have to sleep early tonight.

THIS IS THE THREE TRIPLETS for the day


oh yeah.
if you HAVE heard... GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
you keep up with the news
if not then you will soon...

SOON!!!
just a matter of time before the rest of the world knows.

haha. to think that more people knowing faster than i know. well... ill have to wait and see what it is going to be like when term starts. great news esp when it coming from yours truely. i know its a shock.

to hear the F word so many times in the SPR early in the morning at 10am

and dinah was the one saying most of it although i did contribute like 1 hundred from my own mouth. fwoc have made us curse and swear more than usual recently. today's main PIECE OF SHIT is our dearest FOCUS book

supaat did not come pick us up today to go down to their office. and you know what? according to our ever friendly printer guy, it is very near to hall. just that when people who drives says that somewhere is "VERY NEAR" dont ever believe them for a moment of your life. you will really regret for the rest of your life and never to even believe in yourself.

GUESS WHERE ME AND DINAH HAVE TO CAB DOWN TO???you would have never guess.

all the freeking way down to TUAS for the love of GOD. we had to travel down to the most ulu-ated place in the whole of the western continent only to find that the entire place looked the same from all 360 degrees. i could almost smell the check point. and i could already breathe JB air.

me and dinah was already planning to go to the jurong bird park or raffles country club to play golf.

and who knew that we have to spend like 6 whole hours sitting in the freezing cold clicking on the damn computer which have to reject our damn files like i cannot tell the number of times. and the damn place smelt of ink and paper. ALOT OF PAPER AND A HELL LOT OF INK

anyway at least our focus book is looking damn nice. all nicely printed and colored. you will all regret not buying it or even owning one. hahahahhahaha.... me and dinah were staring at the printer for one half hours hoping that the next piece that comes out is going to be a nicely colored ones of us.

it has been a long unfruitful day
maybe

the last 2 mins of ..........

for a start. i got my hair dyed again. this time it is pitch black with a nice bleached streak of blond on the underside. i got the fetish for the blond streaks. mary made me re-bleach my hair. my poor hair have gone through a lot of wear and tear through the last half a year. it was blond then purple then more purper then grey than white and now i have to get it re-bleached. bleaching your hair is very bad and i have to do it twice on the same streak of hair. MY POOR HAIR IS GONE!!!! but i like it GONE. do what you can to your hair while you are still young.

i finally gotten myself a long awaited hair cut. and you know what? i dont even remember myself in black hair. seriously. the last time was sec4 when i was still young and innocent. i din even have black hair in my two years in JC. after the Os i simply had to dye it mahagony for the fun of it and then it lasted throught J1. J1 dec holidays i got it steaked brown and blond. J2 had to dye it to light brown. then it was red then it was purple.

black hair is so rare. esp black hair with blond streak. i felt so cool walking around it it.



anyway. last night match was so damn boring. to think that italy and germany was doing rubbish the whole first half. even nikki was so bored she went to sleep. i was so damn tired the whole day cross countrying the length of singapore. from hall to city hall to payar lebar and then to chinatown then to town then back to hall. i should have stole like dennis ezllink card. the totaly amount of money i spent on transport is close to 8 bucks. damn it. actually i think it is more than that.

i was so damn tired that i thought i was going to lie down on my bed for awhile after i bathed and i ended up sleeping until shuying came to wake me up for soccer. THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UP ALTHOUGH I SOUNDED LIKE I DINT WANT TO GO. i am always like that. i say i dont want to and take such a long long time to get out of bed. IT IS NORMAL. dont worry. happens alot.

what kind of match is 0-0 till extra time last two mins!!!!!!

we were watching in the reading room where the laptop was set up so that we can watch it together on the projector. you know what? the quality was so bad and blurry that it made all the players look so damn good. all you see is a blur of nice hair and nice physique then you think he is damn shuai, but then when they say out the damn name you slowly recall how UGLY that player is. yup that is what was going on the entire night in my mind.

anyway.... things to says as usual.

BALLACK have ALOT of HAIR
and when i mean a lot i mean ALOT. look at him. his disgusting center parting was so secondary sch ah beng. and with that amount of hair on his head i wonder how his running speed have decreased. he has so much hair i think he can donate half of it to the german yunam haircare and still have enough to look NORMAL.


Jurgen Klinsman is HOT
you see him standing at the sidelines and you are wondering what the hell is such a gorgeous german standing there. he may be older then most the players but he is ONE HOT COACH. i dont mind playing for germany is i was gay. this is an eye candy.



Lehmann looks like the baywatch guys from FAR
the reason why i say this is because the quality of the screening last night was terrible and that every men looked different. and this is the result of the german keeper. but seriously. follow this:

scroll down till both picture is together on the screen.
leave it there.
step back 10m.
look hard!!!


TOLD YA

see? i speak for every female crazed soccer idiot. we watch soccer for the guys only. which guy will care about the amount of hair or the hotness unless they are gay.

there were three idiots in nelle's living room last night

me and dinah went over to nelles to watch the england and portugal match last night. for the cute guys galore and the the lampa-ed as well as some ball stepping experiences. it is so totally the best match i have watch all world cup. the three of us were up and screaming and squealing all over the living rm.

you should see the way i was grabbing dinahs legs and hands everytime the ball comes so damn close to the goal. and then the exclaimations that nelle makes. then there was me jumping up and down like a mammoth dancing in the living room.

firstly. lampard is lampa-ed. seriously. he offically have the most useless leg in world cup history. he should just amputate it and give it to someone else since he cannot use it at all. he cant even do a penety shot out!!!!!!!!!!!! i think the only way he can make himself respectable to england and the rest of the world is to change his name and get a total plastic surgery. you know what? i think he will have to go for plastic surgery twice to make sure he is not gunned down by some british man

and as usual the bean pole is a joy to watch. when you are more than two meters your center gravity is so damn high your super long arms have to frail all over the place to keep you standing. how many times have his frailing arms hit someone? and nelle is saying that he looks like BFG... SO TOTALLY TRUE. can see the similarities.





and you can spot him from miles away coz his socks are the longest and you can always spot his arms from miles away. he has got no damn muscles at all. all he has is bones. pity those people he tackled into and rammed his arms into. pain saea

but thumbs up for the red cross la. they played so damn hard.

CRISTIANO RONALDO. just eleven months older than me. cute upper face. but i think he looks like rocky. they have the same neck and mouth. when he is doing his darth vadar breathe of air look he looks like rocky. open dislocated mouth with a damn thick neck. but still cute la... yes corinna. not fighting with you. but i have got to say that he has a fine arse. so damn cute butt cheeks.



first time i really looked at the portugal team. and they do have pretty decent looking players. i never knew that postiga is not that bad looking on the field and PAULO FERREIRA looks like mask of zorro. a more good looking version of antonio bandaras.




and one more thing. seamus got a red card. why is he even on the team? seriously???? with a face like that you dont belong anywhere in the world cup. i think he looks like a down syndrome kid with the temper of a beast and legs of a horse. those damn legs reduced the number of fathers in portugal. he kicked more than one ball in this game. lucky him.

my center spread

first half = boring
second half = shanny screaming away
extra time = boring
penety = amused with tehpeng betting

as usual... shanny watches for the guys. there was the argentinan maggie mee with highlights. then there is the nice german fried stubble. then the drug addict who looks like he takes heroien and smokes marawana. the rugger lookalike.

what can i say? proud to be that shallow.

all the way to QY house to sit on horribly uncomfortable chair (sorry but it REALLY WAS SUPER HARD) and watch soccer while ron was trying to log in with both the QY computer and his phone.

fried rich. not looking for a german guy. germans are not the most good looking in the entire world cup you know. the team i was rooting for was kicked out of the running by VERY UGLY MEN. but fired rich is really good looking from the sides. his stubble is so damn sexy. just that what kind of a name is that anyway. any idiot will read it as "FRIED RICH" who will every think of reading it as "FRIE DRICH"???

going for a second round tonight. hope it is interesting and i dont end up sleeping.