where have all my black hair gone???

technically it is no really black to begin with but a shade of red, but what is better then being able to dye your hair free of charge. what more is to do a punky color like purple. i got my hair dye FOC thanks to Big S contacts. now the whole B blk is multi colored. i have streaks of purple all over the front. van is going to do hers green, Big S blue or violet and YJ silver.... not to mention that we already have a archie - small S.

4th floor is punk floor!!!!

acutally wanted to do just before sch reopens next sem. coz i want to be the funky senior FWOCer who is going to be known to have a nice hair.. then the rest of hall will know who i am. yeah right.... not really grabbing for the attention but i wouldnt mind some. if possible.

but since i can get to do it for FREE why not right... being a typical singaporean = KIASU... free free free!!!!! better then CHEAP coz got no money involved... wanted to get it done in red but the red was horrible. pink seems too bright.. purple shades where all very nice.

stage ONE

this was done last week when jiyia followed me down to the place. that place was so freeking hard to find. a salon in the middle of a industrial estate in macpherson... that is in the ulu-est areas near cedar... in some industrial building which has no resenblence to a hair salon from the outside. but anyway... spent 15 buck on the damn cab to get us there.

anyway... have to thank YJ for staying with me and enjoying his 6 hour hair cut... i really appreaciated it.

apparently the guy who decided to cut my hair for me is this supposingly good stylist... he has like 8 or 10 plage on the wall either for champion or 1st runner up... and he cut my hair... i love the cut now.... less bush... i am SO LUCKY to get my hair cut for free too... i really need the cut.

this is me last thursday when they bleached the under layer of my hair. i have three portions.. this is my left side which has two portions underneath. it is going to be dark purple later.

i actually love my bleached blond streaks. i think i look so cute. i just love the way the darker hair falls over the blond parts. i may look like a dog but i think i really like it leh.

this is it from the right side.... underneath is a nice lont blond streak. and see the nice purple streak... it is pre-dyed so that on tue they dont have to spend too much time bleaching it. it was bleached three times.

i know... i damn vain... take photo of myself... but i really love my hair... have to keep record of it so that i can tell my kids "last time mommy have purple hair" it will be nice to look back and be able to tell some stories of you... at least you can let your kids know that you had a life.

stage TWO

what does a lab rat feel???? i know!!!! when 30 people are staring into your hair... for once no on is lookin at my face... there is this gigantic pimple on my chin.... lucky no one bother to notice. everyone was just staring at my hair. anyway... today i did the rest of my head. all the pre-bleached parts are all nice and dark purple. it is rather dark so no one will really notice unless they stare really hard at it...

all that is noticable it the light violet one the did the other day... now i have one streak of purple down my right which is bleached so long it feel like rubber when it is wet. i just hope that the hair there dont fall out too fast. lucky i have short hair.. my hair can always go shorter.

i like my color... it is a change... feels realy good to know that people are staring at you, then after a while they will see around arts so often that you become famous!!!!

my honey bee head and big s and all her clips... wait till you see what kept dropping from the "hat"

my left side... actually... i think i prefer it bleach blond.... the blond kinda grew on me. i really do miss my blondness. makes my hair look thinner then also.

see my new color???? just that they over bleached the damn thing and now my hair feels like it is dropping... wet rubber.

final results... presenting.... me and BIG S with her high lighter pink hair.

bloody psy MCQ!!!!

what the hell is wrong with them??? why put negative marking when you know that the whole world is just going to die seeing the stupid questions... can barely even answer like 10 of them... then the rest i can only eliminate 2 then still have 3 to choose from... then bloody negative marking.... i think i am going to get negative marks for the damn thing. there goes my cap of 5

anyway.... i was ONE CM CLOSE TO MY BOBICE TODAY!!!! he came to the aisle.... he came SO DAMN CLOSE!!!! i could reachout and grab his arse... so sexy...

SO HOT!!!
high time i blogged bout this

seriously... you have to see this guy to FEEL THE SEX APPEAL it is just flowing out of his ever part... and that day i knew from lynette he has two tatoos on his leg.... and it resulted in my horniness for two whole hours.. poor lynette and jillian was siting on the either side of me that FAITHFUL day.

so boyish... and ROCK STAR... i think i have this really BIG CRUSH on him... like nelle last sem... this one is SO MUCH WAY BETTER coz the guy is hot and sexy.... so rocker hot... who cares if he doesnt have a six pack... who cares if it is a beer belly??? he has a PhD!!!! like adcadamic SMART!!! so SEXY... i MAN WITH BRAINS....

big german guy with cute accented voice and thick long blond hair with two tattos on his legs and a PhD plus cute boyish face and cute clothes

SEXY

what more is a man with tatoos... i like bad boys. BAD BOYS ARE HOT...
MY BO BICE IS RADIATING SEX APPEAL
HOW NOT TO LIKE???

hall production photos

4th floor girls... i have a bad hair day that day... stupid left side hair kept STICKING out at RIGHT ANGLE... all my wax and gel also cannot keep it down... i think i look like a small kid here.

the four black people. see what i mean by BAD HAIR DAY??? lucky it was dark inside.

our old master li. and my sexy voice zhong han... both have deep voice... but zhong han's voice is SEXY!!!!! like really SEXY.....

i think i should try out for hall production cast next year leh.

inside the theater. my seat is U17. my good seat neighbour VAN!!! and her neighbour ANDI and his neighbour YJ!!!!!!!!

my other neighbour!!!! my DARLING ZIZI....

every one has a problem

mine is not being able to add one to one. i dont take math i know... but, my life doesnt seem right at all. all the notes and all the stuff in the text is not adding up at all. how come other people can get 2 when i am still stuck at one???? i hate one... it is such a horrible loney number.

what is the problem with all these stupid notes.

sometimes i keep thinking bout how that chapter applies to me. i want it to apply... at least understand it. WHY???? my brain is not taking in all the chapters...

you know what??? i dont even know what the hell i am talkin bout. think i am muggin too hard. time to slow down....
going to do something stupid tmr... wait and see...

TIME TO STUDY.
TIME TO START WORK.
TIME TO BE HARDWORKING
TIME TO DO TUTORIALS
TIME TO GET A GRIP OF MY LIFE

i am so tired of all the project work

have to drag myself out of bed at 5.45am this morn and take a bus all the way to ghim moh... this is an unhumanly time to wake up... when was the last time i woke up so early???? i cant even remember. think it was when i was still in JC when school THEN started at 7.30++++. even if i have exams at 8am at mpsh i will still wake up earliest 7am. where did the 5.45am come from???

but what to do? we have to catch the elderly at ghim moh after their taichi lessons. and while breakfast before they all head home and lock themselves up. and then walk around the estate trying to interview the residents

guess what??? the elderly there are pretty nice. they treated us to breakfast. like all 5 of us was treated with a cup of tea/milo and a bowl of noodles. kinda explaining that they are pretty rich and well to do. rich old people who probally have worked their entire lives and save enough for retirement. either that or they have so many kids, if they take 1000 from each one, they can open a bank.

stalk "**d***" day

culprit of the day.... this is our stalkee. she who drag me out of bed at 9am this sunday morn to cross country to the southern tip of the country and sit in the sun for 3 hours.... but i still love her... what are friends for?

"i want to kiss you darling!!!" she says

my nelle baby is the one who is looking for the guy, but i am way hotter then she is today.

i have a cleavage... unlike someone.

BLOODY THROAT

i can barely sleep last night.
coughing non-stop since 8 am
throat itches i want to put my hand down to scratch it

bloody hell
(insert expletives here)

really....
KNS i have to suffer for another few days.
who is that idiot who passed it to me???
screw u

tennis finals photos are finally uploaded
stole it from the kr website... hehe....

i think i damn vain la... i love putting photos of myself on my blog.... the camera loves me, either that or the camera man really got a crush on me... got so many of my pictures... this time they are pretty nicely taken... its the person la... so pretty... i picked out the nicest ones from the 20 plus of me!!!!!

this one damn nice... lucky my complexion that day not bad leh... game so stress but i still so chio... talk bout got sae la... i look too cool for my own good. the only girl who wears her cap back when playing...

must learn how to look cooler on court. sae is very impt.

check out my ass. so cute.... what i call PERT BUTT!!! just wondering if i really hit my shots with a dislocated looking left hand... looks bit gross!!!! but this photo very got sae also... i like... i think i look good on court.

arghh... VPL

see see!!! i dislocate my fingers too.

they should have done a close up.... i love to do this to my racquet. photographer is damn good.... i really so chio from the back... and my tan is gorgeous!!!!! so damn pretty...

on side note... nelle says that i look much better tanned. have anyone seen a white version of my before????

SHUANG.... this one is funny. look like i am cute!!!!

I WANT TO MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
you better WATCH OUT arr....

but who cares bout these ugly photos when the rest of the world know you got the GOLD

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY HALL FEES DEDUCTION???

bloody hell.... i am damn pissed with all this stupid money matters already. i think i feel like kicking everybody's arses. what is the bloody problem with the stupid giro???!!!!??? make me go through all the trouble... there better not be any problem with the bloody thing or ill really blow up la.. make me call the finance people for nothing. and have to call up the bank!!!!!!!

BLOODY HELL!!!

i love my friend

to the mother of my child... i love you.... more then everyone else....
i love our just pack and imprompto go town...



hey... look at the salmon.... shanny have a salmon head. actually the point of the photo was my boobs. janelle is too jealous hers pale in comparision

here is our faces

YOU GOT PINKED
gonna be a long post
have to collate pictures before i could blog
hapy reading

pink and blue... the ultimate legal sabo without getting into trouble. can you believe it... the legal tradition of B block to let the opposite sex live through pain and torture for three whole days!!! that is like 24 X 3 = 72 hours of making sure you dont get caught and make sure you dont do anything to make yourself get hurt. i wonder who was the smart alex who came up with this.

72 hours is a long time to suffer from the lack of sleep. and according to sleepdisorder.com - "Lack of adequate sleep can cause or aggravate many diseases and illnesses." so even if we dont die now in the 72 hours we will eventually suffer a horrible death. seriously.

i cant believe people can actually come up with such a stupid thing. it is not even called "battle of the sexes" more like "WAR OF THE SEXES" declaration of war like everywhere. the whole block.

rules:
1> it is guys against girls.
2> if at anytime which ever sex is outnumbered then the losing side will have to submit to the winner's demands.
3> you can do anything you like as long as it does not dirty the main corridor.

yup that is it. easy

even i am so scared of the guys. even when you are sleeping you will have to think of a way to get to lessons without dying young. the guys dominate the main corridors so we HAVE to pass at least a guy's floor in order to get out of the block. then at lessons for the entire day you are trying to think of the best possible way to get back to your room safety without meeting anyone one the way. best still is if you meet a fellow girl.

DAY 0 - 3am

our first catch.... HIT 1 = see yong the geisha!!!! we are the six girls who pinked!!!! hahaha....

stick tongue out.... and we made seeyong dance to sakura with his pretty fan. hey... think we were very light on him already leh.

all equipted!!!! it was hot, sweaty and a whole lot of fun. sneaking around the floors at weird hours of the day. adel and songyao already got it from the guys. but who cares. there is blue dye in their shower heads and soap power in the toilet bowl plus glue of the door knobs.

along the corridors!!!!

pasted outside andi's door. stupid idiot... so chicken!!!! was out of the room and see us still run.... run forest run!!!!

i barely slept 3 hours. by the time we were done it was donno what time in the morning and i had class. then i have to live on two cans of coffee from the vanding machine and a big cup from coffee club. too much caffine in my system and i am still sleepy.

DAY 1 - 10pm

the guys got ashley, we got dennis....

3pm - apparently the girls poundered colins and keelongs door with the pad and really well made blood. all down with rotten banana and vinegar and indian stuff.

DAY 2 - 10pm

the got the man of the PINKs. lizard!!!! really catch catch catch and end up catching a guy.

DAY 3 - 10pm
GRAND FINALE
and i was not there

the girls bought everything they had out. all 200+++ bombs made of everything that we had in our toilet and dumped it all out on the guys... marched up to the 6th and 3rd floor and threw bomb bags 20 meters down the long corridor. too bad i was not there to see everything.

dump your boyfriends and date your friends



that is what i call friends. they made time for me dispite having boyfriends. it is so nice to get to see my dearest siting finally after like thousands of years. see how much she misses me??? that i am such a highly missable friend. she has not changed much except for the shorter skirt and more cleavage...

i was so happy we had time to talk bout so many things. actually i think i was the one doing most of the talking. poor siting have to listen to all my crap and stories. between all the ice cream and lemon water.

and you know what??? i am still very black. i thought i would be fairer compared to siting... but no leh...

siting... I MISS YOU!!!



anyway... i was so pissed coz me stupid make up ran... my eye liner was all over the place. that is what you get for doing a slipshot work.... what to do... had to go for freeking rp before everything.

the three of us have known each other for a long time. finally get to see siting after 8months. she is looking good.

see the difference between on who is attached and one who is not???? i am so totally underdressed. but what to do when people going to fulerton????

poor me... left without anyone by the side.... that is siting and roland, dan and yauhan(donno how to spell)

me and dan.... i took pics with siting too at the ice-creams but i dont have it yet... will post it when i get it from the queen.

valentines day

how happy can valentines day be when you are constantly reminded that the rest of the world is in pairs. and that there are so many flowers in the market that are selling for sky high prices and teddy bears that look totally ugly wrapped up in lace and pink paper. and restraunts that are fully booked to next year. constantly reminding you that it is a comercial gimmick to earn more money because every lovey-dovey couple is buying this.

but then again... who cares??? single is happy!!!! but really... it is my free day and i have to bunk in school to get my rps done. get my project researched and do my tutorials. stupid and ridiculus. when i could be out there shopping. i bet that there will be lot of things to shop. at nice sale prices. everywhere is having a freeking sale now.

valentines day is only for the one who says so. and i say that i like valentines day coz it is a happy day. look... everyone is smiling. it is an excuse to go out. but not just with anyone. told janelle that valentines day is not a "dating day". it is more of a "couple who are already attached" day. "dating day" will just out the wrong message esp if it is specially dated person. that is why that big G is never going to get me free on v day no matter how free i am.

everygirls loves flowers, everygirl loves gifts, everygirl love diamonds!!!

mayb i should have gone out with him coz then there will be free movie and dinner. why not???? exploit someone you dont know and dont every want to know while you still can.

taken from kent ridge bulletin board valentines day issue

i am on the issue!!!! not bad rite??? lester interviewed me that day for his special anti-valentines day article due to so what he refered to as "popular demand" and i was like DOTS... anyway... i am now popular!!!! cheers... first was my dance then now it is my quotations. i like...

quoted the whole chunk off lester's article who quoted off me!!!!
"Shanny from B Block had other plans for Vday. "I dont have a date, but i'm having singles night out with my girl friends, who are actually not going out with their boy friends to go out with me," she exclaimed with a cheeky grin. On her dream date, she had this to say: "air ticket to greece. a mountain cabin, a nice lake, and a cute dog... and then i screw him, hah!"

yeah man... now i am know to the rest of the hall as that mad woman who does her "victory dance" who is drop dead horny and in need of sex... but somehow i do like that.... i am the sexy mama!!!!

wait till you read prab's response which i thought was damn funny la.

as quoted chunked off:
"Prabs of A Block was pretty angry with his responses. "i have lessons from 6 tp 9, so i guess i wont be out. But i tell you this; valentines day is a complete rip off. it has turned into this scam, this expensive industry that everyone is lapping up, and a complete waste of money if i ask me. you dont only have to be a romantic on v day you know" he said, followed be a string of expletives dissing the modern businessmen on extorting out hard earn money. "my dream date though, would be me visting her house. she greets me, stark naked, wine bottle in hand, dinner already served and pleasant music playing the in the back ground. "blowjob before or after dinner? she would ask.

hey... looks who's hornier!!!

tennis pics from before

the guys... our faithful guy supporters

the hero - seriously... i am the real hero

us all... CHAMPIONS IN EVERYWAY

PINK and BLUE

GUYS YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!!

shivers with the gold at the end

WE ARE IHG TENNIS CHAMPIONS!!!!!

hey... firstly a BIG thanks to my dearest captain HAILIN!!!! thanks for all the time and trouble you have gone through for the past like 4 months???? i really appreciate the talk you gave me just now. it is good to know that there is always someone who will always believe in me no matter what happens. it paid off... then thanks to YUNWEN and JINGXIAN!!!! thank you yun for the cheerful perk ups you always shower on me when i am the lowest in the match. and thank you for the LOUD cheers you produce during the matches. thanks jinxy for the scary "out"s and "fault"s that make me feel like wacking the ball. and thank you for the warm ups we have so many times. to my long time tennis mate PEARL and fellow single player ANU. pearl... thanks for everything you have said to me, thanks for thinking that i am the best. anu... i enjoy all the time we had one O ones. LOVE YOU ALL FOR THINKING I CAN DO IT!!!

plus the guys for coming down like all the time. and the supporters esp martin, joshua and les.... plus to add my fellow tennis mates grace and peiching!!!!!

i am lying if i told you i was not scared... to tell the truth??? I WAS SCARED TO THE BOOT!!!! the amount of EMOTIONAL TRAUMA i went through i no laughing matter it was enough to kill me straight! my dearest moonie is so consistant i think it is really painful for me to play her. everything i hit to her is hit right back at me.

6-1
6-6 (7-5)
6-2

i was so nervous i think me legs where knocking against each other so hard and my hands could barely hold the racquet right. then i had so many fits in and out of court during the breaks. i sang, i danced, i talked to myself like an idiot. singles is damn scary la... but somehow after this ihg i really do like to play it afterall.

to think that we were happier when we won the semis. my match was like so freeking scary. almost or actually is the decider. when i won it was a mind of for the rest i think. and everyone was very happy coz the chances where better with 2 singles win.

so damn happy!!!!!!!!

iron pills and vitamin Cs.
line up talk and period.
backache and fainting spells.
panadol and water.

gold and silver.

bird watching my room

my room is no longer safe and private from the world. there people are watching. now i know that know that coz people are telling me they see what i do... there are many eyes looking through my windows now it is so scary. well... my room IS facing A block!!!! and there are so many rooms facing mine... plus one walkway... where people sit and watch...

i dont think i can change in my room anymore... not that i know that people are secretly watching my every move. then again it is not like i really care. so what if someone catches me without my shirt on. i seriously am not really bothered bout it.

but really... to think that people bother bout me.

but then again... my room is really prominant coz it is in the center of B blk long wing and my blinds are open like 90% of the time. so people knows if i am in or not. and my lights are mostly all on. it is like looking out of my window and the first room of A block you see is bryna's.

thanks ar... ranjan... and people...
happy valentines!!!

DOTS..... and more DOTS!!!

now thanks to certain other peopleS, my ever so terrible dance is going to be so well known to the rest of the 300 people in hall who have not seen it. THANKS.... really THANKS man!!!! i "reallly" need that advertising. bravo!!!!! and i was trying so hard to siam that embaressing moment of my life. you are welcome. i "Really REALLY SO BLOODY" needed that.

no queue on a saturday?

today is a special day. time to hang out and chill. a perfect saturday in town. you would think that there is going to be a tonnes of people swarming every corner of town on a saturday night but NO!!! shopping today was made easier by the chingay. everyone is outside trying to see a sign of the floats and there we were happily shopping and there was no queue at coffee club.

can anyone tell me what is so nice with the whole chingay thing???? it is just funny people wearing funny customes and dancing in front of funny floats. ill rather be happily in the restraunt eating. like i did. what is the point sweating out there trying to look like you can see something from above the 30 other head infront of you.

there are so many things is town... so many things that i want to buy. i got myself two really pretty bras. they are so pretty you can wear them alone. like the victoria secrets ones that they had on the runway show that day. just add my wings and i am good to go. i cant brlieve it but it was 42 bucks a piece. money i gladly take out man.... so pretty!!!!! bras are to make you feel good no matter how no one else sees it.

who cares if no one else gets to see those pretty pieces of bras. i dont even have a boyfriends to show it to. poor me. no one to appreciate it but me. but matching underwears are to make you feel good. first time in a long time i bought colored ones. i love my black underwear still though. good underwear reflects how you carry yourself when you are out. that is why they say "you are what you wear"

next stop... buy something to wear that you can see the bra. since the bras are so pretty, then why not show them off. so buy the lowest cut you can find and hope that your bra peeks out from it often to get your money worth. haha... okay... not funny.

10am - wake up
12nn- lunch with dinah (porrige with bacon and cuttlefish balls)
1pm - study (not really but tried) really...
3.30pm - shopping birks online )$60+++ bye bye)
4pm - print notes (a lot)
5pm - leave hall
6pm- shop while waiting for ever late jill
7.15pm - jill appears and shop more
8pm - dinner at coffee club
9pm - attempted to go to house on condoms and tangs... but closed
10+pm - arrived at brewwerks
1am - paid, chased out and home

us.. taken by zhihao. who by the way was siting at the next table. and one more thing. look at the difference in width of my vs jill's arms.... and i LOVE MY TAN

2 pints - goldern donno what and raspy donno what... aparently i like the one with the bad aftertaste. beer offically is the drink that aquires taste. aparently a lot of taste.

us... my good friend,,, jill the dictator who is forever late and still later the next time we meet up. lucky she dont pangsae me. that you for the top!!!

jillian and her pint of raspy donno what. and a whole barrel of double chin.... never take a shot from the bottom. esp when you have not much of a chin to begin with.

in 6 hours...
2 PC bras
1 top from future state
1 soup of the day
1 garlic prawn pasta
1 pint beer
1 margerita
1 plate buffulo wings
1 banana bombe
TOTAL = $200???

how nice is it when you know you can spent money. that is all my birthday money gone. but it was happiness in the peak of salvation. when you have not stepped into town for the longest time of your life, you are bound to want to spend everything you have.

i had fun today man....
THANKS JILL!!!

how to make each new year worth more
mommy side sucks to the core
long complaint post

and the answer to the question is NEVER. there is not by any chance a way you can make such a terrible festival bareable. there is no light at the end of this tunnel. the darkness of pain and torture carries on every year at the start of the lunar calander.

chinese new year is the worst ever public holiday on earth.

"welcome"???? since when was CNY a source of welcome to us all????

10 things i hate bout this CNY

1> irritating eggplant bitch dressing fat ass -
this piece of christmas lighting in neon lights is my 3rd grandaunts daughter. i blog bout this bloody ah lian every year. last year i was so happy over her divorce with her husband. (really... if you have seen and known her you will divorce and kill her) this CNY, she is dressed as a bloody eggplant in mini shirt. with that extra fat (note the word is fat not pert) arse behind. she is mini shirt mordern in 70s high waist. no kidding. go figure.

what more is that she has gained 10 kg of fats over the last year dispite her botox and anti-fat injections. yes... no kidding. she has gone for fat deduction for her lard filled arms and thighs over the past year and now she still looks fat... i am not being mean but she seriously need a someone to look after her diet and someone to look after her brain. she is single parent for 3 irritating fat kids and she still have the bloody money to take jabs.

2> irritating cousins who cannot old a conversation -
what is the point of getting into a good school when you cant even remotely carry out a decent conversation. what is the point of speaking to me in chinese???? the rest of the world is english educated and you llive in singapore where first language is english. and all you all can do is to think your brain is big enough for all the chinese characters in the chinese dictionary.

my family is filled with young people who cannot converse in english for nuts. what is the world coming to now???? is china raelly taking over???

and what is bad is that they think they own the dining table. seriously... get a brain and then get a life. you think you can stuff yourself with all the food at the table??? i have been queen of the table every year. and louis is the king of the table. you think you fat asses can beat us in eating??? louis himself can already out eat all of you combined no matter how fat you all are already. like PLEASE take a look in the mirror. you have fats plastered all over in your genes (from fat eggplant mother) and you still want to eat knowing how BIG you all look. think you need to check your eyes or your weighing machine.

3>kids... the same old problem of excess noise -
why have kids when you cant control them?

cousins.... the bane of my CNY EVERYYEAR... when will they ever grow up???

4> mommy wants to stay and talk doesnt mean i want to -
mommy wants to catch up with old times. but i am not that old to catch up anything with anyone. ill rather be stoning at home then stoning somewhere else where everyone speaks cantonese and chinese. daddy is smart this year and stayed at home. louis went out.

5> the length -
normally it is only about two days at the most and this years extra one day is just the begining of pain and torture. three days means that i have more time to unultilise and more time to waste staring into bah gua and pineapple tarts. seriously. this have a big impact on your physical welbeing. the more you look at them the more your fingers itch and the more you reach out and the more you put them into your mouth and the more you look fatter in the days to come.

you can eat all you want. but you have to burn it all. CNY's sport is to smile and shake hands. how much does that burn??? still will look like a pig in a week.

6> what is more is i hear the same thing every year -
- the grandaunts will just produce faint sounds of mahjong piles banging against each other as they will be playing mahjong in some other room in the house. if they are visible from sight:
- third grandaunt will ask "why you so black" in chinese, then ill answer "i play ball" in chinese. like they ask the same question every year. and they get the same answer so what is the point of asking unless they suffer from brain loss which is like 99% the case in my family.
- fifth grandaunt will say "shani grow very pretty, every year getting prettier" she is the grandaunt i like the best. every year say i grow pretty... how not to like??? then she will say "this year i make kway pai ti just for you, hurry go eat" see why i love her the most???
- fifth granduncle will show off his pirated dvds and do a live commentry in the living room. last year was some chinese string concert group, this year is an improvement of house of flying daggers which half the time he was talking bout how zhangziyi to himself.
- fourth granduncle will be mumbling to himself
- eggplant will be chirping in ah lian language

7> it is the whole irritating routine of calling everyone by rank and relation. -
i have so many aunts and grandaunts and cousins that i still cannot remember the whole family tree. i cant even remember what the trunk of the tree look like. how can you remember who is married to who when everyone looks so old and cheena. come on... all old people look the same you cant tell them apart by now many lines they have on their face.


our first grand aunt family photo... only today did i know who is whos wife/husband and who are the ones who have the irritating kids. seriously.. i hate my family tree... it is way too big for the cells in my brain to remember.

i dont know anyone in this picture..... moral of the picture... i dont know anyone in the damn house.

8> ching chang songs -
this is like the most irriating thing bout CNY. what is the point of playing ching chong dong dong chang songs? it is everywhere!!!!! you go out shopping weeks before and you hear it in the shopping malls. you go for visiting and you hear it from the void deck. you go to people's house and they are playing the damn CD in loop!!!!

poor sales people. already so cheena and they have to be tortured to being grabbled with horrendous playing cds that cost so much. they must be thinking what happened to their jay chou.

9> fake smile -
i work my facial muscles every year. fake smile, fake laughter, fake joy.

me and my sis... we look happy but we are not... in fact CNY is a yearly record for the amount of time spend stoning. it is just a simple waste of time since we dont get to see our hangpao money till we get married. thus no incentives

10> no angpao $$$ till i marry -
i dont get to see my angpao money every year for the last 19 years. so what makes it so sure that we will get to see it this year? well we dont till we get married. and what may i ask is the point unless i get married in the next one year. coz as the typical singaporean, you dont get married till late and by the time you dont really need the money anymore coz you would have been working for so damn long you cant even remember your childhood.

this years yeild is only from my birthday. that i why i love it when my birthday falls on CNY coz i get extra. think this year is a good year. 200 bucks just from birthday money. more then i will get on CNY.