Shawn Johnson

♥ Disclaimer

Song! to the tune of 'I am cow'
Rg gym, hear us sing,
we all come from trampoline,
and we all come from art gym.
We get coached by Mr Teo,
and we all kena bullied.
Rg gym, rg gym, rg gym

In our gym, Teo is lame,
everybody knows his name
conditioning all comes from his brain
he got 3 sons M, M, M
and his name is also M
Marcus Teo, Martyn Teo, Malcolm Teo.. Mark

Rg tramp, Rg art
floor, beam, bars, vault, tramp, 5 parts
we train at Henry Park Primary School
We all jump, and we flip
and we get cracked every week
Rg art, rg tramp, hear us rant.

Rg gym, hear us shriek,
Listen to us for a bit
This is our life and we're proud of it
we have juniors, seniors, coaches
and you cannot come and poach us
I love gym, you love gym, we love gym.

♥ Pasts

October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
May 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
October 2007
November 2007
December 2007
February 2008
March 2008
April 2008
May 2008
June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
January 2009
February 2009
March 2009
April 2009
May 2009
June 2009
July 2009
August 2009
September 2009
November 2009
December 2009
February 2010
April 2010
October 2010
November 2011
December 2011
March 2012
April 2012

♥ That Girl

Yinx
Who™ © ®
trampgym
mugger (and proud of it)


random things
popiah
baking
biodiversity!
My seniors, juniors, batchmates <3

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fastfood
soft drinks
hard drinks
kaya
mayonaise
sharkfin SAY NO TO SHARKS FIN IF YOU HAVE A HEART.



♥ Talk


♥ Wishes

indiv medal
Stop procrastinating
Stop procrastinating
Stop procrastinating
lime green FBTs
new plain tees to draw one
more things to draw on
I want a guitar... do i have the time to play? T_T
new can of varnish

♥ Exits

links are probably all dead but im too lazy to update. ha.
Pri school frens
Seri
Sandy
Jocelyn
Shuyi
Szeli
Ailan
Felicia
Jinlin
Constance
Faye
Jaycelyn
Jayne
Jenny
Le Qun
May
sixone!!
qimin
brenda
siyan
zhenna
Cousins
Yingqi
Nobody
Weili
Rafflesians
Nico
Amanda Lim
Natalie Wee
Nicole
Iliana
Elyssa
Yuqing
Vera
ONEohEIGHTohSEVEN
Gracetan
Yanling
Jingjie
Lingzhi
Shin Huoy
Angela
Jasmine
Jordan
Zhiyuan
Marcus
Ryan
Joel
GYMMERS
Charlene
Pauline
Stacey
Shermine
Joy
Wanting
Nazyra
Fiona
Emily
Kelly Tseng
Dayna
Cheryl
Charlene
Bernice
Simone
Gillian
Shirlyn
KURRENT
Hengyeng
Katherine
Kelly Wong
Tiffany
Jennifer
Jasmine
Jolene
Isabelle
Juline
Debbie
Joyce
The OFFICIAL ANN fanclub!

♥ Credits

etinne!!!:D for the url!
Photobucket.
Blogger.
Blogskins.


♥ Friday, January 30, 2009
friday.

haha firday's assembly was kind of funny cos ms ning was so lame xD she was talking about the arrangement of chairs for exam, and she said 'start from which side you decide. oh hey that rhymes!'

HAHA xD

then she said 'look up for inspiration, look down in desperation!!' *everyone laughs* 'but please dont look left or right for information!!'

omg it was so funny. sarah came to our class and wrote the pun of the day on the white board 'do your english homework for goodness Sakhar!' xD

for those who dont know, Dr Sakhar is our english teacher, and his name is pronounced as 'sake-er'

and then Ms Sia added a note that 'sakhar' is the russian word for 'sugar' xD then afterwards during english, Dr Sakhar saw the puns on the board and said 'sakhar' is some place in some country. cant remember what in which country. anyway, that place is pronounced as 'sa-kar' in that country xD

english was spoof-y. Dr Sakhar wanted to paraphrase 'rough and tough', and someone said 'savage' and someone said 'barbaric' xD

7:06 PMGymRocksMyLife


♥ Wednesday, January 28, 2009
random after-new-year-ness.

haha i had this super lame argument with terry on saturday, and i decided to post it here as an entertainment for ppl looking for lameness. It went something like this:
me: happy niu ear!
terry: happy cows ear.
me: ya. oh the other day i was buying milk tea when the person took really long. i therefore deduced that the person was still milking the cow.
terry: go buy shanlu milk.
me: no must import, very expensive. if have cow there then the milk is fresh, and cheaper.
terry: no very cheap. and can also improve relationships between countries.
me: the relationships wont be good once the melamine is discovered. you know how to get milk tea? let the cow drink tea and then milk it. and to get bubbles in the milk tea, let the cow drink tea, make the cow jump up and down, then milk it.
terry: you can just feed bubbles from powerpuff girls to the cow
me: then bubbles will turn into methane gas!
terry: the rest of the powerpuff girls will save her.
me: but then only have two left, and bubbles is the only one who can speak to animals.
terry: wth.

LOLLERS. quote huiqun.

speaking of which, i have decided to make a blog for me and huiqun's shit club. *claps* but i havent got around to do it. i shall when shes done with making the crest. and our motto is Superbly Happy In Time. put the first letters together, and you get SHIT. haha and shit i dont have the time. but i really really want to do it cos its fun, and we can use the blog posts as some kind of newsletters. and then sam can write about being an algae, which is ''so cool as its a different colour from shits'' as said by him. lols.

haha today's philo was actually fun. we made up alot of false dilemmas and sorites argument and it was so crappy xD ''Performance Task--Love it or hate it'' is a false dilemma as one of the choices doesnt exist, says grace xD and sorites argument, which is an argument where it states that insignificant amounts cannot add up to a significant amount, yuqing said 'If i fall one step, i wont die. If i fall two steps, i wont die. Therefore if i fall a thousand steps, i still wont die.'' xD

math was totally funny today. maths make me laugh, can you believe it? we were so crap today during math. and then shin huoy said we are laughing in desperation, and i said thats right, cos in philo there was an example of a false dilemma that says ''in life, you need either inspiration or desperation.'' and then it was stats so there was a symbol that is a 'u' with a stroke in front, and its pronounced as 'mu'. and then i said ''you know why we are learning so much about the 'mu' this year? cos its the year of the cow.'' and then ms sia was talking halfway when she said ''this mu-thing...'' and it sounded so ridiculous. new (niu) joke: the mu-thing is a new thing (new to us and niu) xD we endured the whole lesson with this kind of crap. and then ms sia used so many colours of markers in one equation, like the original equation was in blue and the working out part was in purple and the workings to show how you get from one step of the workout part to the other step of the workout part was in green. and then suddenly smrithi asked ''is the green part a continuation of the purple part?'' and the ms sia said in a very amused voice ''no its the side notes'' and then sarah said ''then do we need to know the blue parts?'' and then ms sia looked at the board in alarm and everyone burst out laughing cos there was so many colours and ms sia's reactions were super funny. i dunno why, it doesnt seem so funny when i wrote it here, but in class it was so so so funny. maybe its just ms sia. shes so funny xD

oh yesh, there was no ss today! free block! but i totally wasted it by gossiping with grace and jia yi xD

6:22 PMGymRocksMyLife


♥ Sunday, January 25, 2009
happy niu ear!

Happy new year! just less than one hour!
my blog has been really dead for so long. i think i shall give a brief overview of everything that has happened.
obs! KURT!!! and dayah is the best! jetty jump rocks!! Kurt did it twice!! and row boating is fun!! Kurt 1 and sKurts were the first few boats to arrive =D trekking is so so tiring but being the great Kurts, we did it so quickly!! and then, i was known as The Lame One at the end of 5 days xD
haha we have celebrated the birthdays of jordan and ryan, and gatherings are fun fun fun!
the sec 3 workload is really getting to me. its a wonder i dont go around moping all day.
i realised that my lameness is not due to shiwei, and it was actually inborn. i realised how lame my dad is, and now i know where all my lameness came from. and the other day i was thinking back about pri school days and i recalled how lame i was in p5 and p6. shiwei just happened to rekindle the fLAME. of lameness. heh heh. but i guess the lameness is dying down again. recently i cant think of any lame things to say already. i wonder whether thats good or bad.
and yesh i can do everything in b div routine now! only on the soft tramp though. and i can only connect straddle to half turn face. and i got my backsomer back. a little. and heng yeng gave me another view of how to do front pike. i just need to remember the feeling. thanks yengs! =D
and since its new year, might as well wish terry goodluck in gym. he doesnt use his brains enough. who doesnt put sunblock at obs? terry. who doesnt know whether to tap ez-link card when alighting the bus? terry. who left his wallet in school and dint bring extra money the next day, thinking that he will definitely find his wallet the next day? terry.
ok. sorry terry. but i already deleted another 3 dumbest things i've seen you do. or smart things that you dint do.
anyway, HAPPY NIU EAR!!

today i heard this song 一个人 by 蔡依林 which is quite nice:
从皮包里扯出我们的照片
沙发要移到客厅的另一边
晚饭后你可以多抽几口香烟
已经没什么人 会埋怨
晴天 阴天 今天又是星期天
唯一的打算是醒的晚一些
反正我不知道怎样打发时间
出门或不出门 没差别
一个人到底应该睡右边或左边
两个人每一次争吵都值得纪念
一个人偶尔感到寂寞在所难免
你的气味 还留在枕头边
一个人我重新适应一切不方便
两个人不一定就成全一个世界
一个人关灯看见记忆的横切面
没有光线
过去那些情节 更明显 更明显

11:09 PMGymRocksMyLife


♥ Thursday, January 01, 2009
First day of 2009

today i greeted everyone with HAHAHAppy new year! yeah its super lame but who cares its the second version of the HOHOHOly christmas joke xD and yesterday i managed to do things that made me feel accomplished. For one, i finished my commonwealth essay! and i its below the word limit!! xD and the second thing, i played dj max yesterday!! with my cousin's psp. i played for 2 hours and resulted in stiff fingers and sore eyes >< but then i managed to get max combo for get out level 3, which is something i've never gotten before! xD and then the higher level get out, i only have 3 breaks!! =D so im happy.

ok im not looking forward to school tmr. and i have no idea when training is resuming =/

1:29 PMGymRocksMyLife