♥ Gym

♥ Sunday, July 15, 2007

I HAVE EXCITING NEWS... drumrolls please... bom bombombombombom...

COMPETITION IS NEXT WED!!! and next fri!! and i get to skip class!!! yayayayayayayayay!!!! and fri is gym dinner and we must come up with something for the sec 4 seniors. i dunno wad but anyway im going to elaborate!:DD
competition is next wed and fri, as i said, and ann said she thinks we are leaving class at 10 or something. but anyway im sooo excited for those competing!!! cos im not, haha. maybe next year. ashley gillian shuxian lianne jaclynare competing for c div. good luck to all of them!! and goodluck to claire yishan wanting who are b div. :DDD whoots im soooo excited.
cos of the competition, next week no training. grahgrah im going to be so rusty when we start training again. and oh yah amanda is reserve, so goodluck to her in hoping no one is sick!!! that day we were planning that if someone is sick amanda will say she is sick too, and then if they call me or simone then we both say we are sick too, and then when they see us going to support they ask and we say 'oh we are sick of competing' or 'we are sick at the thought of competing'... dots, haha:DDD

oh yes about the gym dinner. i asked ann and she said after the fri competition we go somewhere(i cant remember if she mentioned where) and then we must perform something to the sec 4s as farewell... and we are supposed to give them something but i dunno wad cos im so untalented when it comes to making something and im broke so i cant BUY smething. ho ho ho.

yesterday we spent our time forever at a shop in clementi. cos ann was trying to buy something to make something for the seniors. she say she is making something squishy... and with unmatching eys.. i wonder what she is making. anyway she spent so long at the shop and we kept mel and baoyi waiting and i got lots of mosquito bites. and i was figuring how to tie some knot thing at the shop. these are the pics!!! see if u can tie it. too bad no instructions:DD

Speaking of ann, u must be wondering wad crap we came up with.. we were being VERY random yesterday. after training we were walking with mel and baoyi and emily and paul and someone(cant remember who i got such a GOOD memory) and when we walked past lianne on the pavement she was holding some insect thing.. so bao and ann and i stopped to look for like how long, then baoyi poked it so it flew away, and then we said goodbye to lianne, and then bao start walking and ann and i stared at the flying insect thing, then we turned and saw the rest were so far away, so ann said lets catch up with them, and then we started running. only problem was that our legs were so tired we could hardly run, so we kind of erm walk with hops and our body leaning forward like running but legs cant seem to move properly, and our heads nodding forward and backward and in all possible directions, and our arms swinging and flapping everywhere, ready to smack everyone out of the way, and we were moaning and groaning and making all kinds of sounds while trying to run faster and i was telling ann not to run too fast cos i cant run, and she said something in reply, and when we 'ran' past bao she ran too, and she took of, either trying to be faster than ask or was scared of us, but anyway she was faster than us, and caught up with the ppl in front. it was quite a few minutes before we caught up, while laughing wildly and we dunno wad we are laughing about, just laughing at our randomness, and then ppl in front seem oblivious that we had just been running like lunatics. i mean, its so obvious that if u are running like a mad person and making noises, someone should hav noticed right? but anyway it was funny and random.. then at jelita we started attracting alot of attention. we start moaning and groaning when we walk in and saying 'air con...' with our voices trailing, and ppl were staring at us, then ann said she felt liek a zombie so we started hopping around with our arms extended.. and guess wad a woman saw us and she looked terrified. so we stop hopping and went to look for biscuits. then we finally chose biscuits and then we came up with some baby biscuit thing and we started cradlingthe biscuit in our arms. we look damn bonkus. then we start laughing and went to look for the sample food, but unfortunately there was none, so we started singing 'where has all the free stuff gone' in the tune of 'london bridge is falling down', and we repeated the same sentence for the whole song. and of cos, we attracted attention again. and then i said i only have 90 cents and i want to buy bread later, so ann suggested we look for money on the floor. and haha of ocs we didnt find any, though we look under shelfs. then ann saw packets of straw and she said 'look!!! straw... so many colours...' and then she birst out laughing. haha and we went to the counters in the hope of finding money there, since its a very likely place to find money. but anyway we didnt find any so we went to pay for the biscuits. at the counter the cashier ask ann if she had 5 cents, and she said yes, cos i returned her 5 cents last training. and unfortunately she dumped the 5 cents in her bag, so she started digging inside her bag for the 5 cents, and taking all the stuff out from inside: books, papers, etc. the cashier was staring at us goggled eyed. and ann was digging under all the stuff inside her bag and finally her hand came out with... 5 cents!! and she gave it to the cashier. the cashier looked flabbergasted. im sure she thinks we just escaped from the mad hospital. oh yah ann's birthday is coming i better get something for her. 22 of july:DDD and she lent me 1 dollar to buy bread. then we walked outside to the bus stop and ann start shouting 'squirrel squirrel anyone hav camera oh shit i just lent my camera to someone' and i fished out my hp and triedto take a pic of it. it was walking on the fence in the middle of the road where the island is, and its so far away, so im trying to get the appropraite zooming but then ann start yelling that the bus is coming, so i quickly snap a picture just as the bus blocked my view. so luckily i caught a pic of the squirrel but not very clear. the bus stop ppl were all looking at us...

there's the squirrel!!! tight rope walking on the fence!!!

soo cool right?

and oh yah when we were on our way to the mrt station we saw this:

er, bend ur head to the left. its a tree, with the mac ice cream thingy. damn weird.and i did not put it there:DDcos i had not enough money for ice cream.

on the mrt we forgot to look out for the pink balloon. but anyway i got this picture:

its er, a picture of cars.

bend ur head to the left again.

9:57 AMGymRocksMyLife

♥ Sunday, July 08, 2007

The synonym of a ez-link card is notice board

Ann and i were crapping again yesterday after training, and on the bus we started playing with synonyms. actually we were showing yi shan the ways of eating on the bus, then yi shan was so sleepy, but she still gave us some methods of eating:
-the 'Im waiting' method, put the food on the left side of ur right palm, then put ur palm against ur face, then open ur mouth to take the food in.
-the 'im thinking' method, put the food in between ur two thumbs, then put ur hands together as if u are wishing, then hold ur hands in front of ur mouth, then eat when u look like u are thinking about something.
haha, good ways to add to our collection.
anyway about the synonyms, we were talking about noodles are brains, and last time we said noodles were marbles, and Ann said that we should make our own thesaurus and one part would say 'the synonym of noodles is marbles', and the synonym of marbles are eye balls, synonym of eye balls are snow balls, and so on, naming everything that is round. then we started with a new one... synonym of square is cube, synonym of cube is sponge, synonym of sponge is white board, synonym of white board is black board, and the meaning of 'synonym' became 'same shape as'. when we got to the mrt station i said synonym of something was ez-link cards, and yi shan said we can go on to saying all the cards in the world, and we started naming credit cards and cue cards and house cards and support school activity card and then we saw someone coming out of the train with a cake box so ann said cake box, and i said cake, and then cookies, and all the food came. At jurong east interchange we start pointing to parts of the staion and say 'that thing' when we saw something that was either square or rectangle. yishan siad that saying that thing was the synonym of that thing is so meaningless, so we cut that out and came up with stuff like the crown of the teeth, and so on, then when i got off the train we were talking about singapore flag and school flag and primary school flag, and yi shan was yawning and saying we can say all the flags of the countries in the world... from this you should be able to gather that gym ppl are really crazy.
and another thing during training kelly was running around talking pictures of ppl doing stunts and capturing pictures of ppl in the air. then ann setted her camera nicely and was trying to take a picture of her self, but couldnt, so i told her i'll help her, then she ran over to the trampoline and i was stuck there trying to figure out which button to press, so she said big button then i shouted which big button then she said just press any big button so i did and i pressed the WRONG button, then i shouted to ann and she ran back and was trying to tell me which one and we ended up laughing hysterically and yi shan was shouting at us that she wants to go home, so we just switched off the camera and went, and ha ha ha.
oh yah we saw something funny in the mrt. we were talking abuot square things when suddenly ann shouted BALLOON!!! and guess wad in the middle of all the green trees there was a pink balloon hovering above. somehow the balloon got stuck in the tree. hahaha... BALLOON IS SQUARE. it wasnt:))
during dinner at my grandma's house was also funny, as my cousins and i were discussing that dentists are colour blind. wei hong said that his dentist gave him white when he asked for transparent, and ying qi said that she asked purple and the dentist took pink, and she said no i want purple so her dentist took another one and then she went home and realised that it wasnt purple and it was in some shade of pink. i asked my dentist for white once, and she took out these colours for me to choose: beige, white, lighter white, milkish white, transparent. ha, not that colour blind but still colour blind. heh heh heh...
wa ha i better start doing my homework or i'll never finish my pt.. :DDD

9:12 AMGymRocksMyLife

♥ Friday, July 06, 2007

dont do hw dont sleep dont talk dont discuss dont look around = stoning

haha i am back again, to update on stuff!
which also means riting history.
cos my blog is sooo behind things:DDD
anyway, i was going to go on about the title and WHY i put it that way, but i suddenly remembered that i promised my senior that i would post about something....
Ann and i were taking that bus that particular day after training and Ann was eating a packet of mamee, when the bus arrived, so we smuggled that mamee on to the bus and went to the second deck... it was a double decker bus, obviously. then we went rite at the back, and tried to hide from the camera.. why? because we were trying to eat!! :DD and yeah, we looked super obvious, cos we were making so much noise in the bus, but thanks goodness no one complained or saw that we wer eeating, so its alright. We came up with this method to eat on the bus:
Step 1: get on a double decker bus
Step 2: get onto the second deck so the driver doesn't see u.
Step 3: go rite to the back where no one goes to seat.
Step 4: get seated comfortably and we are ready to begin!
now for the methods of eating...
1) hide behind the chair and eat. (most effective)
2) pretend to drop something, then bend down to pick it while u are actually shoving ur food into ur mouth. (u'll look suspicious after sometime cos u cant keep droping ur things.)
3) start laughing until u bend all the way down, then take the opportunity to stuff ur food into ur mouth. (ppl might think u are crazy)
4) start talking to whoever is in the bus with u, and u turn ur head until the camera cant see u, then eat all u want.
5) put ur food in the middle of ur index finger and thumb, then start scratching ur nose with ur middle finger. make sure ur mouth is blocked by ur palm, then put the food into ur mouth.
6) put the food in the middle of ur palm, then fake a yawn, throw the food into ur mouth while covering ur mouth in the process of yawning. (not effective if u are laughing away, and couldn't yawn.)
7) stuff ur food under the findernail of ur little finger, then dig ur ear with ur index finger while ur little finger stretch to ur mouth to drop the food in. (not effective if ur fingernail is not long enough, or its too gross to do that, or the food refuse to be stuffed.)
8) pretend to read a book, hide behind the book while eating. (a good method, but u must have books:DD)
9) pretend to check the money in ur wallet, make sure ur wallet is covering ur mouth, then eat. (random method)
10) just eat. an open method, provided that no one is looking.
there u have it, ten methods to eat. u can choose from the variety, and there must be one that suits u. now, for methods of chewing. Actually, should be method of chewing because there is only one method:
Just talk to whoever is with u, and chew while u talk, cos when u chew, ur jaws move and when u talk ur jaws move as well.
haha, and with all this ridiculous methods Ann and i managed to finish the whole packet of mamee while laughing and giggling away.
now, i shall talk more about the title, cos it represents something significant that caused me to miss training on tuesday... :(
which is, something called the DC, which of cos means DETENTION CLASS!!!
for my class's case, is a class dc, cos we got 3 class bookings! for something we didnt do, but thought to be done by us cos OUR CLASSROOM IS HAUNTED.
anyway, the dc was damn boring la, we had to do some lame reflections, and the prefect that was there said these rules:
-no talking
-no discussing of answers
-no sleeping
-no doing homework
-no turning around
-no lying on the table
-and NO STONING.
the first few rules already suggested stoning, and yet we cant stone, so how can we not do anything, and yet not stone?? FARNNY.
so anyway, i finished reflectionsin half and hour, and we were serving 1 hr dc. so i tried doing my homework, but then the prefect started walking around, so i didnt get to do any homework in the end. she kept hovering near where i sat, so i had to hide my homework under the sheet of paper i did my reflections on. then another did her homework too, then the prefect saw and CONFISCATED it. ahhh, so when her back was towards me i quickly stuffed my homework into my file.
Natalie told me that she fell asleep leaning back on her chair, and only realised that she was sleeping when the prefect woke her up. she say she damn shuang la, hahahaha...
anyway dc is a waste of time. could have gone training lor... by the time i finish dc i wont get to henry park on time. and i reflected on something i had nothing to do with, so, of cause i crapped about 'why i did this, why i did that, what i did affect others, why...' i crapped for all since i got no answer anyway, and i talked about good values, and whatever crap that came to my mind, cos i DUNNO wad to reflect about anyway. because, the class bookings were caused by no one in the class. we were booked 3 times for not offing the lights, and everytime we had witnesses that the last person did turn off the lights. we cant say someone sabotage us either, cos we hav no proof.
today our class ppl saw that 107 didnt off their lights, and told gen to go book them. i dunno whether she booked them or not, but i hav a feeling she offed the lights for them. i'll ask her sometime if i rememeber.
anyway im going an extra hour tmr for training to make up for tuesday.

7:52 PMGymRocksMyLife