Friends...I know what it is like when you check someone's blog and it seems as if they have amnesia and have forgotten their blog, or they broke their thumbs in a grueling thumb war, or they are in some exotic locale with no internet access. Well in my case it is none of the above. I am just busy. So here are a few things to hold you over until I can do a major catch-up post.
1. I had a birthday shout hooray...or in my case sink into an odd sort of depression at the thought of the number 34(honestly kids I am that old and what have I done to deserve it)
2. I have discovered that I really, I mean really enjoy pulling ever-so gently, so it comes off in one strip, the security stickers on new DVDs.
3. I think Millie is in love with me-she cried when I left the room the other day ago
4. I am a failure at Weight Watchers
5. I bottled 42 quarts of peaches, 37 quarts of tomato juice and 3 different kinds of jam--did I hear someone just say DOMESTIC GODDESS?
6. Max's and Henry's ears do not hear my voice
7. I seriously need to go on some fabulous vacation
8. I secretly hate the idea of being a Dental Hygienist(sorry Nico our secret is out)but I miss seeing all of the revolutionaries so much that today I had a good cry about it
9. Millie threw up down my shirt today and it actually went in my cleavage.
10. I have cleavage
11. I don't really have any idea what I am doing in the wife and mother department I feel like I am just kind of failing at it
12. I have started doing Yoga again and want to kick my self in the throat for letting myself get so far away from it
13. I love all of my peeps
14. I wish that Zingers, Diet Pepsi, Resse's peanut butter cups, Scotch-a-roos, Key Lime pie, and third helpings made you schvelte and healthy
15. I wish all of my best girls were my next door neighbors and I could have them over everyday for lunch and dinner(breakfast is a hectic time) and we could play games and give each other pedicures and play in the mountains and talk about world events and listen to great music and watch Millie be lazy about rolling over and talk about our husbands/boyfriends and make fun of Brittney Spears and George W. and do Yoga, and solve all of the worlds big problems and some of our little ones and sheesh, just hang out
16. the end
Well here is my gal on the day she turned 5 months old. Don't let anybody tell you that this is the easiest age to be. For heaven sakes her hands won't do exactly what she wants them to do, she rolls on to her belly and can't get back to her back, her toys are always barely out of reach, her brothers only like to chat for a second and then they have bigger fish to fry, her mom(best pal) actually does need to mop the floor at least once before she turns a year old, and for heaven sakes no one understands a word she is jabbering. She is honestly a fantastic baby but she just wanted to be held this day. She realized her youth was passing her by and all her mom wanted to do was take photos. Oh my goodness I adore this little person. I think I need to go hold her for a second.
