Upon my Lady Death's urgings (it usually takes no more than quizzical look and her pointing to the Death part of her name), I come with a quiz. A Harry Potter quiz at that.

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You've never done drugs
[ ] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
[ ] You haven't made fun of someone for at least two months (Hah!)
[ ] You love soccer football
[ ] You love baseball/softball
[x] You're into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
[x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory
[ ] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favorite colours is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school (please don't kill me)
[ ] One of the worst things you can do is lie (pfff. Gryffindors can't have a stick that far up their arses)
[x] You plan on going to college university

TOTAL: 8
Christ, what is with the Gryffindors and using American terms? Aren't the lot of them British?

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends. (I like to be a unique snowflake)
[?] Politics suck. (Well. What kind of politics?)
[x] You love to swim (Since when did Hufflepuffs like to swim?)
[ ] Water polo is awesome (Or play water polo for that matter?)
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colours (This is proof that Cedric really is gay, Cho be damned)
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing
[ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist (Ah..)
[ ] You're an optimist.
[ ] You're completely straight-edge.
[?] You're very emotional.
[ ]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre (Wad up mah Hufflepuff homies? They have got to have a gang-sign for this.)
[ ] You don't believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You've made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 3
Hufflepuffs must drop acid regularly. There is no way all of them can fit this stereotype.

RAVENCLAW:
[x] You're depressed to a certain extent. (How vague. We all are.)
[x] You love to read. (8| Lernin' be good.)
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[ ] Sports suck. (Hey, whatever floats your boat. I'll stick to my books.)
[ ] You're shy.
[ ] Bush is trying his hardest to be dumb (Trying?)
[ ] You've been in love before (That word has been cheapened.)
[ Very tempted to check this. ] You're very smart (But obviously not humble eh?)
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded. (What?)
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
[ ] Emo/screamo/indie is one of your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[ ] Red is one of your favorite colours.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 6

Soo.. I take it that everyone in Ravenclaw is snobbish, ego-centric, and emo. My God, imagine all the stacks of bad poetry. The winter evenings must just fly by.

Come to think of it, I'd watch an emo poetry slam> We all need a good laugh every once in a while.

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There's at least one person you hate. (Pfff. This is a silly, obvious option. I bet everybody does. Free points to Slytherin!)
[ ] Basketball is a good sport. (The only manly sport is Lacrosse. :|)
[ ] American Football is amazing. (Naughty Slytherins, turning back on your English Roots. What happened to cricket?)
[ ] Black is a cool colour. (Not really, it absorbs heat. Wearing white and other light colours would be much more comfortable in the summer.)
[ ] You've dated a slug
[x] You're a very deep person.
[x] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] Favorite music genre is metal.
[ ]They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You're scared to grow up.
[ ] You've done drugs in the past month.
[ ] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[ ] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.

Total: 5

Well. I'm in Gryffindor. Hoorah?

What a load of tripe. And I'm best friends with a Slytherin. This cannot be! It goes against any Harry Potter canon!

Now to see what Mishra was.