Jaredisms:
The kids were pretending to make muffins. Jared would put some "ingredient" in the bowl and then let Kayla do it, then he'd stir it and then let Kayla do it. Then they poured the "batter" into the "muffin tin" and put it in the oven. I even heard Jared say "I need to do it because I'm the mommy, but you can be the cute kid!"
Jared asked me what I thought a shark's favorite color was. I automatically choose blue since that's Jared'd favorite. But he said "no, it's red." I said "why do they like red?" and he said "because red is blood!"
Jared told me that if a bad guy came to push me in a pool that he would protect me and he said it in a really serious tone with an emphatic punch with his fists downward. It was funny.
"but mom, the chocolate is not for me! It's for my pet crocodile!" Yeah, good try kid.
During General Conference D. Todd Christofferson said "angelic beings." Jared asked with wonderment, "Did he just say jelly beans?"
Jared told me a "story" that was kind of funny and shows his immature logic. He said, "First I was sad and then I got on my bike and I wasn't cold anymore!"
Story that Jared told me before he took a nap
Jared: Once apon time
Me: there was..
Jared: A boy!
Me: And the boy's name was..
Jared: Jared!
Me: And he went..
Jared: to the carnival
Me: And he saw..
Jared: a ghost! In a funny mirror
Me: And was it scary?
Jared: yeah and he ran away! But then he saw a good fairy and she protected him from the ghost. And it was just the Holy Ghost!
Me: oh!
Jared: And then he walked along and he saw a tiger! And it had a scary face like this (makes a scary face) and so he ran away again. And then he saw some parrots. But the parrots were nice because parrots are nice to people. And they don't bite, they were just saying "hello."
Me: And then what happened?
Jared: Then he saw a valcano! And he ran away
Me: Because it was erupting?
Jared: Yeah. And then he started to fly on one of those white chairs we saw
(a chair lift thing that they have above the Oregon State fair)
Me: And he could see the whole fair?
Jared: Yeah
Me: And did he have fun?
Jared: yeah. The end!
Jared came in from the back yard holding two red tomatoes that he'd picked. He also had his hand behind his back. He said "look, red tomatoes." And then "I'm sorry, but I picked a green one too" and pulled out a green one from behind his back. I thought it was pretty cute and told him he did a good job at being honest.
We were watching one of the finished videos from the wedding that Nathan's editing and Jared said "When I'm big... and Kayla's big like that, can I marry Kayla?" I laughed and said no he couldn't marry his sister, but he could marry someone like Kayla. He thought about that for a bit and then said "Okay, I'll marry someone like Kayla, but can I pretend she IS Kayla?"
Kaylaisms:
She had some plastic ice cream cone and she was "feeding" it to her doggy. Then she asked for a wipe to clean his face.
Kayla does this pretend snoring thing now when she doesn't want to go to sleep at nap time
Kayla says "my" right now when she should say "me." It's cute. She'll say "he pushed my!"
She was putting some stickers all over my arm and then when she started pulling them off she realized that they were pulling on my arm hair so she'd say "does it give you an owie?" all concerned. I kept telling her I was fine, but she kept worrying about it. I don't know if Jared would have noticed my discomfort like that.
I ran into something and she said "did it hurt your belly?" and then "did it hurt your baby?" patting my stomach. It warmed my heart.
The morning after we carpet cleaned the downstairs, when Kayla first came downstairs this morning she said "Look how clean it is!" She sounded just like me, I thought it was funny.