Piju Suka Haiwan Tapi Semua Lari.. Kenapa Ya ??

Manusia fikir mereka berkuasa! Ya.. mereka sangat berkuasa. Bom disana sini! Palestin, Iraq ape lagi ahh?

*ok, info sangat tidak cukup! Maka, ketuk kepala.. kenapa la malas sangat baca Utusan Malaysia / Berita Harian? Asyik baca pasal skandal Tiger Woods aja. hahaha. Pdn muka!*

INI TIADA KENA MENGENA DENGAN IRAQ,BOM PALESTIN KE MENDA YAAA... !!!

Ok, saya ada seorang anak sedara lelaki yang kejam   tapi cute jugak perilakunya ketika masih di awal usia 3-4 tahun. *Abang, acik guraw jer panggil abang kejam, hihi...*

Okay, kerjanya waktu kecik kecik dulu kan..

oKay first, ada jiran bagi rabbit pada saya dan saya bagi kat Piju, 

*okay saya tak suka bela haiwan, cuma suka tengok jer sebab takut haiwan tu ada KUTU or BERAK / KENCING* pfftt...

Si piju ni suka buli rabbit tu.. Tarik ekor kesana kemari.. bhahaha.. Rasa comel sangat kan bila budak umur 3/4 tahun buat perangai macam tu kan? Tapi kalau orang tua? Sila beri senapang gajah P.Ramlee dalam cerita penyamun2 tu, dan terus tembak dibontot mereka, tak perlu sula kerana perbuatan tu sangat insane! Budus..T_T

Okay, sebab tak tahan dek kekejaman Piju ni, maka rabbit tersebut lari membawa diri ke hutan belukar dan akhirnya di sondol PIGLET DAN DI MAKAN! eceh.. tipu tipu! okay,saya tipu tentang piglet.rabbit bawa bhk diri sebab kecil hati. ahaha..

Lagi dan lagi.... abah pernah beli anak ayam dekat pasar dulu.. Itupun piju yang mintak bila kami bawak dia pergi market... 

"Wan yang cumel, abang nak anak ayam ni..'' Sambil cakap dengan mata terkebil- kebil rayu simpati macam Pussy Boots dalam cerita Shrek.. *owh.. cerita Shrek FINAL CHAPTER dah kat panggung! Sila serang panggung GSC Sunway carnival mall harini sebab kat sana dah ada 3d yawww!! dan review! LOL.*

Suka ek kau budak kecil panggil Wan cumel, eyh..memang cumel, macam Achik kan? bhahaha..pftt!

Dan abah pun beli kat budak tecik yang omel omel ni dan akhirnya selepas beberapa hari, anak ayam tersebut menghembuskan nafas yang terakhir.. 

Sayu bila tanya dekat budak tecik ni.

"Abang, macam mana Chicken Little boleh zzzz forever ?" okay, dea panggil anak ayam tu C.L sebab waktu tu demam movie C.L, semuanya nak CL sampaikan kotak tisu saya sekali dikebas.. grrr...

"Achik, abang nak bagi CL mandi je pun sebab busuk. Pehtu, *okay budak ni suka cakap pehtu BUKAN pastu dan paheipa BUKAN pasal apa, dan ia melekat sampai sekarang* sambung balik.. Pehtu, abang letak dalam baldi yang mama letak air, pehtu abang bukak paip dan isi air penuh - penuh sampai atas macam Mama selalu buat dalam bilik mandi, pehtu CL takpun berenang naik sampai atas. Tengok - tengok, dah tenggelam, Kaklong/Kakngah cakap dah mati! " perghh.

Abang, kamu suka memVUNUS yaa.. macam mana pun achik tetap sayang abang! Wahaha.. sekarang, budak ni sangat gemuk dan kurus dan gemuk dan mengecut tapi TAK LA segemuk orang yang dok kutuk dia dan cakap begini... "Abang ni gemokk la.. WTF!" eyh.. dia gemuk pun comel la, muka ala-ala Japan bukan macam kau. Gigi buaya. Lol.

THIS WAS DISASTER!

I woke up this early morning around 6.25am n had took my bath about 20mins.. ngee~~
[the shower was so hotttt!!! made me feel so comfy and about to fall asleep! hahaa]

after bath, prepared myself and straight away went down upstairs and headed to the Melur Cafe.
it was 6.55am and the cafe wasn't open yet. it was dark and gloomy during this time, but i got the rights to get early breakfast which i don't know why. so i had my toasted bread with strawberry jam or kakngah called it STRAWBERRA! hahaha.... then... myself, adek and ayin waited my bro, piju and kak sharinee till around 7.10am.

OMG! ayin and adek had morning assembly today and they had to gather before 7.15am, GOOD!
congratulations for your first time -5 demerit. hahaha. no merit but they gained demerit in the earlier year! hahaha...
kak sharinee and her family woke up around 6.45am, baguih laa noh!! hahahaha...

adek and ayin arrived their school around 7.20am, so congrats! i'm waiting for them. haha

hello here are the disaster!

this budak gebok but his heart so kecik, went to school for the 3rd day, and story is he cried on the 2nd day. so today, his father warned him in the car not to cry. so... he tried! at first, he was sooooo cool!
but then. when his mom and i wanted to get out from the class, he pulled his mom's hand and whispered,
" Mama, tunggu abg kat kantin taw,jangan balik lagi.." said him..

and he kept repeating and started to cry!

owh this is what i call DISASTER!

SPELL OUT LOUD PLZ.. D - I - S - A - S - T - E - R!!!

hahaha...

and mama took her roll, she warned him, " Abg, don't cry over here!" with her eyes staring at him straight to his eyes which was totally like SUPERMAN! Kak, when you got the Superman's power? hahaha...

so, he did his mata redup to raise SYMPHATY from us. NO EFFECT!!!! Tetttt... Buzz sounds that was wrong. hahaha. no symphaty at all encik hafiz! hahaha.


dah la... everything went well till recess time. then after he got into his class,abg tan, kak sharinee and i went back to hotel and took him back from school 12.45pm.

CRYING DISASTER a.k.a HAFIZ! hahaha.. [sorry it wasnt my intention to tease u! but purposely yes.. hahaha] i love u pijudeen!