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PROFILE
Elias sometimes known as yayas... Dont ask me why.. Haha... A kind soul..
A Serangoonist stuck in an ugly-looking school! fat_moo(at)hotmail(dot)com

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baby.pooh
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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

XD posted at 10:29 PM

im down with a sickness..

It must be _______....

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

XD posted at 11:29 PM

She's drop-dead GORGEOUS!
Ravishing i would say.


XD posted at 11:14 PM

Whoa!
How did i manage to withsstand 12 hours of school today?

Let's see what happened today:

-Physics was totally boring as usual.

-The first time i fall asleep in maths lecture.. Not bad..

-Mother tongue --> Me and reza keep disturbing faizal.

-Chem lesson was the highlight for today.
I forgot what had originally happened but nithin was taunting me and thina. You know the same old gestures and vulgar he would say to us so that we would bash him up.
i think he has some spastic disease. Why i say that? He cant keep quiet unless beat him up. Everyday he yearns for a beating. Without it life would not be compelte for him.
It was raining heavily around 1.30 pm. We all went to the toilet and somehow me and thina pushed nithin in the rain. He got psyche and start taunting us. Like usual we just chase him. At one point along the linkway in front of the chem lab, he scold us vulgar and said" come ah scared ah". Then suddenly chung kai walks towards him and pinned him. haha... i headlock nithin and guess what nithtin said?
Nithin : Eh peace ah sorry... peace please...
I let him go and the next moment he scold me vulgar again..
HAHA... LOSER SIA HE.. he's the biggest loser around. Act all tough ( in reality he's a geek) but end up being one big pussy. Then, wei xiong came.. This was the best part of the chase. We corner him and wei xiong "jog" towards him. nithin sprinted for hsi life till the canteen. haha... We ended up laughing at him and dedcided to ignore his retarded antics.

-CT period, Student Forum
The principal is top notch. Why? he keep insulting the school uniform. Somehow next year there will be new types of uniform. Bermudas, 3/4 pants and dont-know-what-somemore.

-chem lecture was dragged till 6.48pm

Friday, August 24, 2007

XD posted at 9:50 PM

1 --> The moment i saw nordin he suspected me of lying and ponteng school yesterday. But.. AHA!!! I've got an MC to proof my sickness.

2 --> Nithin discovered about johnathan( who is ian posting as some ah beng). he was utterly furious about and did some horrendous thing.

3 --> Mdm Leung was absent. The thrid time our OP postponed.. THis is jsut not our fate.

4 --> Maths lecture was stupid... I keep falling asleep.

5 --> NORDINS BIRTHDAY!!!!
That guy cabut fast man. He bought a cake for the class with the words "Happy birthday to me!" and went missing soon after. The black forest cake was awesome!

Sent him an sms:
Eh birthday boy runaway fast ah... We'll be waiting with some flours and eggs on monday..
His reply:
Only tat ah. Steady lah. No problem. i can run.ahaha.

HE seriously cocky man. maybe i shall bring some eggs and flours.
If you're reading this, make sure you bring extra clothes cause' it's get dirty around here.

6 --> GP Essay Test. It was okay... except for the part nithin tryin gto act tough and screw it up.

7 --> PW=FREEDOM
Played pepsi cola with reza bala and thina.
Reza eliminated bala. I immediately pounced on reza and eliminated him.
I missed the golden opportuntity to eliminate thina and was in an awkward position.
Thina kneed my head and headed with a kill.
He won...
Then i chase him and somehow he knock into a door which slammed with a stupendous amount of force.
Funny. Indeed Funny.
Played cap-teh in class with eunice and thina.. Eunice somewhat destroyed it.. haha...
Then we watched some parts of Saw 3 as Gabriel hooked on his laptop to the projector.

8 --> SPIRITED AWAY ROCKS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9 --> Gonna watch tales from earthsea Latest studio ghibli movie released.
That's double yeah!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

XD posted at 12:13 PM

Happy Birthday to Hidayah!

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

XD posted at 9:11 PM

Arghh!
Why did i ever skip tae bo lessons for PE!?
Why!?
I could be sparring with brendon man...
Wasted sia!
Brendon... Lady luck is shining on you for now.
I need to read newspaper...

Sunday, August 19, 2007

XD posted at 8:33 PM


Whatcha looking at punk?

Friday, August 17, 2007

XD posted at 10:36 PM

It's a blessing to be able to see pretty girls but it's depressing to see them queer.
It was after school amidst the rain that i saw a pretty girl alighting from bus 51, She was stunning at first sight. So i look at her then i saw her and another girl doing......................................................
Maybe it's her best friend, maybe it's the other way round...
The other girl looks butch enough...
Hmph...
It's depressing... Truly it is...

Monday, August 13, 2007
Panicky
XD posted at 10:04 PM

YES I DID IT!
I OLe'D Nithin!
Haha...
Now my right knee is in pain everytime i bend down.
I think it must be the ulimate retribution for ole'ing him!
Jasmine played aprank on me by taking my Pink Princess pencil box.
I panicked like hell when i couldnt find my pencil case.
I searched the LT 5 amidst the darkness and nithin even fell down while helping me to search.
Later i found out that she took my pencil box.
Phew~ What a relieve. I was just about to go emo'ing at that moment...
I also had to write a letter of apology to Mr Lim cause' me and the keling been strollnig in for Pe lesson at our own sweet time. I had to rewrtie the letter thrice but bala had to do it four times!

Im in love with bejeweled~~~

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

XD posted at 11:33 PM

I had the best national day cum tnksgiving concert ever in my whole 17 life yesterday!
It rocks!
Seriously!
I cant believe how hot teachers could be. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot.
The dance by the science department was superb. Maginificent indeed.
The drama by the GP department was astounding.
i was super high after that until i spoil everyone's picture by standing behind them.
haha..
I even shouted at passing-by bikers as if they were my friends..
haha again...


Today

I ate 3 pratas and 2 plates of fried rice today.
Other than that, Nothing was interesting.

Sunday, August 05, 2007
Let's see how i manage my life...
XD posted at 10:21 PM

Tampines --> Lavender MRT --> Beach Road --> Bugis --> Tampines


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I, Elias, is a lazy bum!
I once saw this education advertisemnt saying " No one is lazy.. They are just uninspired!"
I look at it once.
I look at it twice. I point my middle finger.
Okay maybe it's true...
Just MAYBE.
Im plain lazy.

So, let's just say i, uninspired...
So how do i get myself started?
Think and dream big?
Get a girlfriend who can motivate me?
Annihilate every entertainment in my house and isolate myself from the world?
Be a bookworm?
Ah.. I do not know..
But one thing is for sure, i will attain it someday.
SOMEDAY!



Joke of the day:

Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw a salad dressing.

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

XD posted at 11:02 PM

Im such a good actor!

I managed to convince some people that i have a girlfriend. It all started with a nametag i found in a bus. So i decided to stick it on my bag. People start questioning me on who is "Samantha". I just smile at them(acting to be shy) and ask them to shut up. I purposely avoided all the questions towards me on "her" all the time.
Haha...
Im such an actor!
It gives me pleasure doing this work!
Haha!

Ps: im fated to find nametags in buses.