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hello people.

you sure will laugh ya ass off while reading this blog..

i'm giggling as i type this random blog.

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today.. i shall be and has been dubbed the resident pooh bear. ~chuckles~

cos w/o realising the colours, i had yellow and red on..

and so i am the current pooh bear.. nabey abis.

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wanna peek?? promise not to laugh???!!!!

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promise first!!!!




taaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

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salaam people.

i'm uber pissed. really. but i think i didnt unleash my bitchclaw on this matter as i was trying to re-think why he did it.

but as i sat dwn and think.. i decided to share with everyone and that write off my own rebuttal. rite out from my phat ass! believe me, i'm pissed.

SourGrape : Hi there. wanna drive ur dream car?Do contact me @ yadda yadda for dealings or u can view me @ yadda yadda bladdah.

Me : erms. cars are definitely too expensive for sg roads. niwae, dun believe in having xtra loans, unnecessary ones. finishing up my degree. so cannot afford. hehs. tanks arrh ekkhs btw.

SourGrape : ehhehe... dont just stop here.. if u need money, i can help u also. inn any case, if u know anyone who wanna buy car, can recommend them to me also... i give u commission... win-win situation... i make sales, u get & make money... apa mcm... ok tak? (ni okay lagiks arrh to me)

Me : oits. takpe2.. lesser duit.. lesser the greed. hehs. just living for wats worth.. as per the indefinite 'loan' from Almighty. hehhs.

SourGrape : bila siak melayu mau maju gini, anyway. good luck. selamatz

Me : InsyaALLAH. Aamin.

Since dia tanya. hamba jawab.

Bila melayu nak maju ekkhs cik abg ooi?

Melayu akan setahap maju apabila mereka kurangkan konsep, "Biar papa kedana, asalkan gaya ada."

Melayu akan sesungguhnya maju apabila kita kurangkan statistics yang kurang elok dan lebihkan adab.

Melayu akan maju apabila mereka lebihkan tahap lulusan pos-graduan mereka dan mereka menjadi manusia berguna kepada agama, bangsa dan negara.

Fyi ehhks cik abg. Ada kereta tak semestinya maju tau. Mana larh tahu sesetengah orang yang seadanya di kalangan masyarakat kita nie.. suma orang sebelah ada.. dia mesti ada.. plus.. kalau yang ada kereta.. tak semestinya yang maju pun.. mana tahu hutang keliling pinggang pun.. and yang paling merepek is.. beli kereta pun gf/tunang/bini yang bayar..

amcam mau maju cik abg ooooooooooi?

the photos speaks all! and plus mr policeman cant make it.. we'll have it. round two. plus the sabo. pls. hehs. -rubs hands in glee-

morning blogging community.

hehs. ithnin yang ceria buat semua? moga2 semua berjalan lancar hendaknya ouhkay?

last weekend i was taken ill again. so i was kinda resting @ home. without any further ado.. hehs.

while preparing some food for the fah-mee-lee, realised that i have ran out the eva famous shrimpy-block aka belachan. yeah. frantic arrh skejap. cos kalau nak buat sambal tumis. kisar lada suma2, takde belachan. takde kick arh kan?

so while on the way to the neighbourhood shop, i thought of this..

macam mana modern. macam mana vogue. macam mana hip hop wass up wass up. macam mana kita slang2 bahasa omputeh. macam mana kita lihat orang2 bukak2/dedah2 diri mereka yang sexy2 tuh. macam mana dan macam2. hehs. kita masih kembali kepada belachan.

umpama kata. once from the rumpun melayu. will always be from the rumpun. which collates to being javanese. or boyanese. or even orang2 bugis. melayu. of course.

so, macam mana gaya kehidupan kita sekarang. pucuk pangkal kita masih ada adat/budaya dan juga agama yang kita junjung.

terlebih adat/budaya membelakangkan agama is not advisable too. so have to go hand in hand laarh kan.

me. i've got a mixture of cheena. so which makes me. chinalay or even melanese. hehs. =)

so people. selagi ada belachan terselit di celah gigi.. and gastronomically going back to the roots, and the belachan as its infamously dubbed as..

jaga laarh akhlak kita. tutur bahasa kita.. dan juga adab kita.. so that kita selalu dikenali sebagai orang2 timur yang beradab. orang2 islam yang penuh tamadun. orang2 rumpun melayu yang penuh adat istiadat yang tidak menyinggung perasaan orang lain yang sekeliling kita.

sematkanlah di dalam hati masing2. ouhkay? deal?