logically, i should be able to pass my CPA test. that's the bare minimum. =)) but, i hope i can get an A or something. that'll be good, it'll be awesome.
it's the last day of May today. 651 days. =))
the sex IQ quiz & sex position quiz at facebook is hilarious. didn't know li ying & my little 'bored of accounts, so lets do quizzes' episode could cause such an uproar. we dont represent the female law senior population.
& my mother has implemented a new allowance system. i dont know what i should feel. but, it'll be okay.
i want tomorrow to be good. i don't want it to rain. i want to celebrate this end of term. because i dont have long to celebrate. i have a long list of things to complete before school reopen.
& i hope the little botanical garden outing idea actually happen. it'll be cool. im sure. haha
day one of being engaged is a-okay. HAHA! how is it on your end, li ying? any new pick up lines in store?
June will be good. it has to be good. i have cool plans for my siblings birthday. i just need some cash.
& nicol scherzinger is coming. so where will i be? at home. yes, at home -.-
i made a move at 10:27 PM
Saturday, May 30, 2009
do the hoedown throwdown
Press any key & you're dead. thanks for your cooperation.
that's what Syimir shouted at me when i entered my room & boot up my laptop. weirdo. i can't wait for him to go to camp this coming 3rd June. im excited for him!! cause, syimir is like me. & me being me, i've never been to any sort of camp for the past 19 years i grace this earth. & i like it that way.
i read shamini's blog & she was saying about how everyone has a cardboadlove quote & here i thought i'm the only few who has it. but since, i've fallen into the category of normality, here's one for you, Ferhan since i haven't seen you in quite a while.
ive been listening to them for a few days & i've got Mouth Shut on constant replay in my mind, along with Monsters from Matchbook Romance.
anyway, this is the worst week i've ever had in my entire life in poly. & im praying real hard that there won't be any other such weeks like this one.
i broke down quite a few times. & ferhan must have switched to his automated advice dispensing system cause, his advice was awesome.
civ pro can go & die. im very happy i didn't take adv civ pro. very happy indeed.
MLOCT is done. i cannot tell you how i felt while doing that project. it's a pointless, retarded subject.
i went marine parade today to study CPA with li ying & hend. & the chinese opera nearly drove us mad. their screeching gives me headache.
i can't wait for monday. for CPA to end. for the term to end. i have this crazy idea of going to Sentosa after paper on monday. i think it's a brilliant plan.
i can't wait to start my MLOCT project 2 (aha. aha. aha.) i can't wait for crim pro project.
& somehow, i'm excited for SIP cause for the first time in my life, im going to be sitting infront of an imac!! i heard that that firm uses mac. i hope the lawyer's are nice & that i can get along with my intern buddies.
i'm going to be in the same street with dian & sham who is going to be in the same building 5 floors apart & two streets away from li ying. i think it'll be good.
li ying, you must repeat the mantra everyday before you go to sleep, okay? "i, hoong li ying, love lee & lee" if you're stress, call Ferhan.
im going to watch hannah montana online right after cpa ends! boom boom clap. boom de clap de clap
awww, look who just proposed to me? hahaha!! =))
hoong liying, who's awesome with pick up line! boys, if you wanna get to know her, you can keep your pickup lines to yourself cause she'll beat you hands down.
i made a move at 10:01 PM
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
here lies..
i'm about ready to sign my death certificate & serve it on Wendy Yu, already. really.
i have never done such ridiculous, stupid, unorthodox act such as studying one day before the goddamn bloody paper. never. not even once in secondary school. not for the past two years. & i have to break the tradition now. like, in my final year in TP.
yes & rushing around school half of the time is not my thing. i can't take the morning bus rush to hand in crim pro & then a repeat performance again today to submit resume. i just can't. it's just too much. (i hope i get tp-select, really!)
i don't want to be a lawyer. they rush around like the world is their playground & they're playing ice catching. uhhhh.
as such, i have concluded that i will die tmr. infact, i have resigned everything to fate. let the angels write my destiny, the devils laugh at my expense & God to bless me if He wants to. because, i'm. too. tired.
& so, before i go, i hope Ferhan reads this cardboard message in time...
....
....
so, he can call me & give me words of 'wisdom' & 'encouragement' which will fail ultimately cause i've made up my mind to not touch civil procedure until tmr morning.
sorry, actually i can't even afford to give you cardboard. i need it to make my makeshift coffin. the real coffine is too grand for such unglamourous death like mine. yeah.
GO DIE ALREADY LA, AIDAH. TALK SO MUCH FOR WHAT?!
P.S; Singapore really cannot wait till next tuesday to get its first case of swine flu? remind me to bring thermometer for test on monday!!
i made a move at 10:59 PM
Monday, May 25, 2009
buried & gone
Lethargics are to be laid in the light, and exposed to the rays of the sun for the disease is gloom -Aretaeus
i should be laid out in the light & exposed to the rays, seriously. i am veryy veryy tired.
the wedding was... tiring. well, i dont really do much. wait ehh, in fact, i dont even do anything at all except uhhh be a nuisance. im kinda good at it. i had to drag my lead of a body, this huge mass around & i actually went over to the groom's side. to try the food, that was my main priority la actually.
i told you, im a nuisance. don't invite me to weddings okay? the only help i will willingly offer is to help with eating the food. awesome stuffs.
& school.. school is like beyond me, now. wayy beyond.
criminal procedure submission was at 9 & to prevent another companylaw disaster, i reached school at 8.20 & ilaw printer gave me a heart attack with its 'error. turn on and off'. i managed to send it in time & ohgod, the feeling was so divine. liberated. salvation. you name it, ive got it.
the fun sort of started after MLOCT ended. where the whole lot of us stayed back while doing project with Restaurant City running in the background window. & you can hear us bater trading in ilaw with, "anyone got chicken?! i need tomatoes! who needs milk?" like market. =))
MLOCT report is coming along fine. =)) but, i still have like 1001 things to do. ive got mid sem test & i havent even start studying! & civ pro test this thurs.. i haven't even touch on it. law is driving me to the brink of insanity.
& crim pro project 2 will be released soon. with SIP stuffs to handle. the coverletter and the resume.
wahh, i tell you, cover letter is like bloody prostitution! prostitution at it's best. i just cannot handle cover letter. the idea of prostituting myself is a bit too much. too much! uggggh! im gonna go attempt it later.
& oh! Night at The Museum 2 is the killer. you should go watch it if you, like me, has been consumed by the elephantine amount of stress. it's very funny! go watch.
okay! i want backstage pass to go see Nicole Scherzinger. going back to drafting cover letter & civ pro revision, hopefully. aiyah, must print practice directions somemore. so leceh
i made a move at 7:36 PM
Thursday, May 21, 2009
God Speed
Happy Graduation, Feeehan. Next year, my turn. God's will. & you'll come down, won't you? take picture with me.
see, i ask people to come down not to give support & be happy know, but to take picture. -.- seriously, aidah?
it sort of occurred to me that after 3 years of hard labour, suicidal thoughts, crazy workload, you ended up getting a piece of paper which in Shaun's word, is so much more expensive than a plasma flat screen tv. life. tsktsk.
i watched Angels & Demons today. with ferhan, aishah, shaun & hend. it's one of the coolest movie adaptations although they didn't follow the book.
i hyperventilated in the cinema cause, the Cardinal being burnt alive just wasn't funny. & i was like, 'oh crap, im gonna be so dead in hell' (yes, i realised i would be dead once i entered hell, but you know, God gives you back your life just so you could suffer for your sins, or whatever they say)
but ewan mcgregor was awesome. with a capital 'a', i tell you. his voice.. his voice is the kind of voice you wish your lover have & the last voice you want to hear before you fall asleep.
STILL!! im Zachary Quinto, all the wayyyy man. wanna see new pictures i found? or one of them..
okay, that's one of them. not one of the sexiest but still falls under sexy category.
we served our WOS today. & i think we've gotta be the most politest bunch of defendants & plaintiffs around. the only ones who find joy in accepting and serving a writ. HAHA. right or not? when your defendant sign your file copy you all smile & say thank you & smile & wave & then say see ya later right? ;)
i wanna watch Angels & Demons again, ehh. I'll rate it like 4.8 out of 5. cause i'm very generous like that.
oh, yes, ive gotta study for Civ Pro (so excited!!!) & CPA (awesome!!) & like start figuring out what to do for MLOCT Proj 2. & im going off now.
bytheway, i haven't played restaurant city today. achievement
i made a move at 11:52 PM
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
stop! need a breather
will collapsed soon.
i feel like im dying.
& i've gotta be the most pessimistic person on Planet Earth.
yeah.
i made a move at 11:49 PM
please, help
no, i have no idea what "Guapo" is supposed to stand for. i got that off perezhilton when li ying assured me to go there & say i'll love it.
& yes, i love it. cause Zachary Quinto is there. THERE! staring me straight in the face.
ohgod, im obssessed. i now belonged in one of those fangirls group who just dies at the mere mention of the celebrity crush name.
ENOUGH! the thing is, it's 1.26 & i can't sleep. & its irritating cause it's perfectly alright if i can't sleep but have enough willpower & concentration in me to do some assignment. but noooo... i can't do anything.
it must be the stress. i'm going to commit suicide tmr. so many things to do. so many problems thrown in my face.
how to go to sleep when moments before i go to sleep im still thinking to myself, serve WOS this thursday, file MOS & MOA this wednesday, finish up crim pro tmr, find furniture for my law firm later, do mloct report, read mloct project 2, remember saturday got SIP briefing.
& on top of that, i can wake up to thoughts like, civ pro test 28 May, CPA test, crim pro got test not?
you tell me now. how not to commit suicide?! like as if all these will actually secure me a place in NUS law school. oh come on, GIVE ME A BREAK!!
you long ago dont want to tell me that i dont have a future! i wouldn't have bothered now would i?! i would have just take a broom and practice sweeping the floor then at 15 join NEA or something. who is this you, im talking about? i myself don't even know.
such unfairness seeping slowly into my life. suffocating me, spreading its horrible black black smoke into my lungs. i will die.
im very dramatic. if Ferhan reads this he will laugh & shake his head & snort & laugh in my face cause im worst than a hindi movie.
enough, now.
i made a move at 1:19 AM
Sunday, May 17, 2009
little boy little boy, you dirty liar
i've had better weeks. honestly.
yesterday was good. it started out awesome. & then it went downhill. it sucks.
we had lunch at Pastamania, Ferhan's treat. which was cool. & that is a picture of him laughing at my very bold and confident statement that i can very well survive without him. which is a contradiction since i was very blur one whole day like a ship without its rudder. (what metaphor is this sia?!)
you get the point la. like got not direction. we round aimlessly at Tamp 1 killing time before Star Trek.
Now, STAR TREK IS AWESOME!! =))) i love you very much, spock. & you look just as hot like that.
i'm going to go watch it again. i think im obsessed.
i intend to finish my crim pro project by this tuesday. but at the rate im going, that dream is such an epic failure. im progressing but very very slowly. i think snail and me race, snail also can win.
there's wayy to many distractions & nas muthusamy just gave me more. a video of Kaho Na Pyaar Hai's song. wahh, nostalgic. & we actually memorise the dance move. this is beyond kental.
when you lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. tsktsk, Ferhan. little boy little boy, you dirty liar.
okay. im looking forward to Angels & Demons. =)))
i made a move at 10:57 PM
Friday, May 15, 2009
Friday night; Restaurant City Friday night; Criminal Procedure Essay This totally equates to me being a no lifer.
i am busy busy busy as a bumblebee. & one submission down. all the headaches over statement of claim.
'izzul has experienced his karma. he used my pencil to stir my father's coffee & now his epok-epok has burnt & turned black (because my father is such a genius when it comes to microwaving food) HAHAHA. 5 years old & he calls my mother, "hello mama crap!"
Had tennis yesterday. which was awesome. was supposed to go gym yesterday but shit happens & li ying made us run around the court by sending the ball flying every single perimeter or something. haha
i hope tomorrow would turn out awesome. cause today wasn't that great. mloct is a retarded subject. my crim pro tutor didn't turned up.
& yes, patience has its limit. but so does anger.
& this is 'izzul with his epokepok having thrown away the burnt one. i have no idea how to flip that thing!! & if you wanna see his debut single singing "Nobody" by Wondergirls please go facebook & search my profile. similarly, if you find craning your neck to this video a little requires too much work (which i dont blame you entirely), you may go facebook.
i made a move at 10:38 PM
Monday, May 11, 2009
fascinating...
Ferhan claims i shoved him aside for Star Trek.
BUT! ohmygod, Spock, you are making me melt where i'm seating. you're perfect. you have nice voice, weird hairstyle but still awesomely adorable from the side, nice pointy ears & the name of your entire race just sounds nice when said out loud (i think i'll name my son Vulcan. Raqeem Vulcan Burne). & just because, you are zachary quinto. (hello?! i named my iPod after you!! Zachary Blazer Burne.)
Star Trek is amazing. & i had to watch it online cause there is no wayy i could wait till next week to watch. have you all known me to possess any amount of patience, anyway.
i'm going to the watch it at the cinema! i dont care. i'm going to immersed myself in my school work & projects & on saturday, i will give Spock (or Zachary Quinto ;)) my undying attention, love & devotion.
hurry up & produce Heroes Volume 5. i need Sylar! you make me wait any longer, i'll turn to a bloody lesbian
(this was going to be a short post, actually -.- set the phasers on stun)
p.s; geeks & nerds are cool. they rule the world.
i made a move at 11:25 PM
Saturday, May 09, 2009
live long & prosper
Happy Vesak Day!
& i'm at home on a Saturday (a public holiday, no less) doing tutorials and projects. i'm supposed to draft a jurat for the tutorials but im quite lazy to figure out how to do it.
okay, lets see... the other day, on thursday, the six of us went to Seoul Garden. & that people, was my virgin trip to Seoul Garden cause trust me, i cannot stand the smell of that place.
in anycase, their persuading paid off. also, i want to have lunch with my boyfriend. we kept putting it off! haha
see now, we can smile. seat side by side with her cooking for me. awww so sweet i dont regret getting together with you. HAHAH.
in every picture, nas seems to pose with his mouth wide open! greedy person. oh, i should also mention that we spend like 3 hours plus in Seoul Garden. ive never spend that much time just to eat. tsktsk!
shara ebon, hurry & upload the rest of the photos
i didn't go to school yesterday! well, i plan to but i saw the rain & decided to just go back to sleep.
i finished up my civ pro & started my crim pro. i feel accomplished. yeah. =)) i video-ed 'izzul singing & dancing to Wonder Girl's Nobody. i find that song very entertaining.
i can't wait for Ferhan's graduation!! okay don't ask why i'm the one who is excited but i am! i'm not the least bit excited about me graduating from TP next year. i think school is a very safe environment.
anyway, i was reading about Mas Selamat yesterday (& you deserve it!) when i came across this Swine Flu update where WHO says that about 2 billion people will be affected by the flu if there is a second wave.
"I don't think the 2 billion figure should scare people because it's not as though 2 billion people are going to die. The prediction from WHO is that 2 billion people might catch it. Half of those people won't show any symptoms. Or if they show any symptoms, they will be so mild they will hardly know they've had it."
Just for the record, sir, that doesnt make me feel any better. personally, id rather know im infected by such unglamourous named flu then to have it but cause its so mild, i dont even know i have it. you get what i mean?
i think they should change the name! to like Mexican Flu or what. i find it so disturbing to hear little malay kids & the usual mat/minah find such joy in going, "flu babi flu babi".
okayy. i'll go now. mama wants to go east coast! live long & prosper, humans.
i made a move at 3:20 PM
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
go away, person!!
no, you're not cute even if you wear a mask
i think this swine flu is getting to me. as in, getting on my nerves. although i do find the whole bunch of us getting "thrown" out of LT cause we all forgot to take our afternoon temperature amusing.
but, WHO says to beware of a second wave of this swine attacks & it could be even deadlier. i don't wanna die. i dont wanna die. i wanna have time to repent, get married, have sex, graduate (in no particular order) i mean, im not horny but nobody wanna die a virgin
meet boyfriend number 2, HOONG LI YING! we finally took a picture after so long. HAHA. & you got see that pink sticker certifying that i'm pretty healthy? it's irritating.
speaking of school, i have just found out that i have mid sem test in three weeks time! i thought school just started?! & i think my defendant has gone crazyyy. i think i like my plaintiff better.
& i haven't started on crim pro. i'm going to do that this Friday. & mloct is really... i dont know. not my forte?
i was walking at TM today & i realised that in general Singapore have a lot of couples in love. i mean, everywhere you go you'll see a guy & a girl together holding hands, smiling adoringly at each other (& im not talking about teenagers in school uniform ah) but how come the papers are always complaining that lesser and lesser people are getting married? how come?
maybe now, we're tilting a bit to the west and have decide to co-habit? i like the idea of staying together with your partner, you know. aww sadly, my family will just slain me or something.
moving on, i have never cursed someone so bad. i'm very angsty today. i have a justifiable reason, though. you really did get on my nerves. & no, im totally not joking, i mean every single damn thing that i said to you. uggghh. now, i understand how Ferhan feels about it.
& by God, i WANT that bloody sneakers! i mean just look it! its so damn bloody orgasmic!! lets see, if i have that sneakers & i have to seat through a boring lecture/tutorial all i need to do is to glance down & stare at Deadpool & Gambit. i can die happy.
okay, 9am APEL class tmr! -.- & i really need to get back to refining my WOS & SOC (although im not sure what is it that im supposed to be doing!)
dude, get the fuck out of my face
i made a move at 9:55 PM
Sunday, May 03, 2009
you will experience fear
according to Ferhan, that's the mysterious cake-eater. ;) yesterday was splendid! i get to watch XMen Origins. & we're entitled to our own opinion right? i think it's damn cool please!
when Deadpool made his appearance with the katana, it's like.. it's like.. woah. & so hot somemore. agent zero, too! i'll give you a 4.5/5. i can't wait for XMen Origins: Magneto!
EMMA FROST IS DAMN HOT!! OHMYGOD! im very excited, you know! Kayla Silverfox also..
i ate a lot yesterday. nasi lemak, lamb chop, cheesecake, sundae pie. i have a 3 month old foetus growing inside, now. thankyou.
when i take people's picture, i refuse to let them smile at the camera. there's only one pose & one pose only that im interested in taking a photo of; their emo pose. i took plenty of emo pose from Ferhan & to seal the deal, ehh, now, pose like gay!
the next time he brings his camera, im going to take pictures of hot girls/guys. i think its very fun. i wanted to take a picture of this indian couple but he said im crazy. the adventure is lacking in him.
EHH SWINE! i want to annihilate all of these pigs. nuisance.
now, i have to bring thermometer to school. & that rumour has it that if you dont bring, you wont be allowed to enter the campus. very quixotic, in my opinion.
it's like SARS all over again. goodgod. how now fat pigs? i spend like 15 minutes searching for my thermometer to no avail. i actually know the gravity of this situation. that S'pore is preparing for like a mass infection but, i think TP should have like given us an annoucement way before.
to quote Spock, 'you will experience fear'.. speaking of Star Trek, maybe by the time next week, this swine bloody flu would have like hit closer to home & they close all cinemas ehh. i think Ferhan will cry tears of blood. HAHAHA.
i find S Factor fucking bimbotic. i think one of them actually say, 'i use my lips more than i use my brains' or something along those line. NIE MAKSUD APE SIA?! what the fuck you do? give blow jobs?
God, so damn cheap! (is this defamation im doing here?) uggggh.
anyway, cheap aside. i opened my gmail & i think my heart just soar! hahaha! its nice to get this kind of unexpected thing sometimes.
this poem has come to an end, there are many more i would like to send"
=)) thankyou very much.that's a nice one. & i'll take your word for it.
i made a move at 10:49 PM
Friday, May 01, 2009
jeslyn, i love you
we're on orange alert, now. & MOH says to not engage in social activities like going to the cinema among many other things.
therefore, i hope, tmr if im going to watch XMen i wouldn't have to rush around so i can get tickets before they sold out & i dont have to compete with unknown people to get the best seats. singaporeans, just stay at home, okay? watch XMEN some other time.
i'm veryvery sleepy. i did my mloct & civ pro tutorial today. well, i attempted to.
went eastpoint & expo today. & harvery norman's sale at expo. they selling imac at 2788! if only i was rich...
i think God is angry with us. i think maybe, He's punishing us just like how He did with all those before us. plague, floods, whatevers. so now, we have this swine flu smack dab in the middle of an economic crisis. you see where im going?
i spend my nights watching Britain's Got Talent. i think BGT is damn awesome la. i don't know why Channel 5 doesnt screen BGT. it's so much better than AI.
anyway, while i was in the train, there was this bangla dude who declared his love for his lover very loudly. "Jeslyn, i love you!". awww! nevertheless, it was damndamn hilarious to be there & see their reaction around each other. HAHAHA!
okay la, if bangla can declare love, i also want to join the club. happy 20 monthasary! i refuse to stoop down to the minah level & say i love my boyfriend all & i miss my boyfriend all. meremang bulu roma aku. goosebumps beb.
i want to ask ahh, usually they will end their post with "bb, i love you!", but what in the name of the holy land of jerusalem is "bb"?! bantal busuk! haha. perangai dont swine ah.
swine is the new intrend word ah. you all please end your "perangai macam babi" nonsense
but i actually want to say that i miss Hoong Li Ying! & 2L04! =))
i made a move at 11:04 PM
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Aidah Burne
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