Monday, June 30, 2008
in the middle of the night, ferhan and i were desperately trying to find the answers to our question. "is prostitution legal in singapore?"
he started throwing sections from penal code to me and i, in turn threw chunks of sections from women's charter to him.
come on come on.
answer my question.
is prostitution legal here?
cite your authority (in lpb's voice)
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i've got sum 41's album. cheyy padahal, they released it last year eh.
but nvm! *do the jiggle dance and head bang a little*
weeeee.
baidura came over just now! =))
saya happy bangat si.
i made a move at 3:17 PM
Sunday, June 29, 2008
when a libra fret..
i just read my horoscope for the year 2008-2009.
then under health right, they say i'll have good health and will only suffer minor ailments such as stomach infection. YAR RIGHT!
i broke my leg, this year, last month.
and my love life says that the month of July and August aren't that good and i need to take
extra care. yeah man, thanks for the heads up.
other than that, horoscope is damn interesting to read in order fill your time.
seriously.
as of today, there's 11 more days to go before the next check up with the doctor. if they really take out the cast right, i'm gonna video it =)) then i'll post it okay? then you all can freak out at how noisy the 'saw' thing is. too many ifs. i don't like this.
my ankle is throbbing. is it supposed to throb?
and its itching. maybe i should take up justin's advice and use a chopstick to scratch!
haha, now you all can't eat using a chopstick without remembering what i just said. =))
ahhs, i lost my iPod yesterday.
i thought my life just ended.
it stayed lost for a good 7 to 6 hours before abah came home and help me look for it. just for the record, i want this shirt!  jimmy eat world online stores is having sales and you get a free wrist band. (sigh).
see ya, people
bye!
i made a move at 7:28 PM
Saturday, June 28, 2008
of birthday celebrations
Happy Birthday, Syimir! =))
Time flies by, i didn't realised he existed for 10 years in my life already.
the times when i shouted at him, made him cry, laugh with him, bitch with him,listen to his blooming 'love' story and whatever nots. and, no, i don't fight with him. =))
our relationship is beautiful like that.
i look bloated. shut it.
just focused on 'izzul. some ghostly effect.
oh yeah, the birthday cake for syirah and syimir.
whose birthdays are one week apart from each other.
Happy Birthday people.
Continue spicing up my life.
it'll be damn boring without you 3 crapsome.
=)). saya sayang bangat sama kamu 3!
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Okay, i got my haircut!
like woah, finally.
i wanted to get it cut after they take out my cast, you know.
like throw away all my bad luck.
but, i can't wait for 2-4 more weeks cause my hair
instead of looking like a mop now would look like 3 mops put together.
not veryy nice, is it?
ahh, yes yes, i went to the salon with my crutches!
hahaha. and no, i don't get discount. but, the hairstylist happy happy
style my hair like as though im going for graduation night or something.
after she cut and blow dry i thought she was done but "i help you style your hair okayy?"
"ehh? okayy, if you want. go ahead."
okayy, i have the urge to highlight my hair. again. -_-
what colour now?! hurry hurry. everytime like this, know.
nvm, i go ask my mother.
i made a move at 9:19 PM
Thursday, June 26, 2008
10/13
nice hair, nice lips, nice face, beautiful piercing eyes, hot body, intricate attitude.
orgasmic! =))
orgasm aside, nice show, awesome storyline.
sad ending. multiple orgasm!
what more can i ask for?
"10/13 forever right?"
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i was browsing through some online albums that i had.
and i found photos i never knew i had! like, God, i didn't know i look like a fugly faggot back then.
but, these 3 pictures are among the nicest candid ever. =))
memories, yo!
i was telling a joke. i remembered.
i was telling a story. the details of it eaten by time.
i miss that thing im holding.
stupid ass human stole my phone. how many times have i cursed this person?
i made a move at 11:13 PM
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
two men. no compromise
i'm addicted to a new show.
a goddamn awesome show.
you should go on an 8 hour marathon with it, infact! (cause season 1 has only 8 episodes)
The Kill Point.
damn awesome.
other than you get the chance to feast your a whole array of guys,
actually only 2 of them are hot. HAHA.
okayokay, but that's like beside the point.
the point is! its a very good show. if you like cops, banks, drama, thriller, murder.
that sorta thing. its heart wrenching also.
i like mr wolf's monologue;
"i want antibiotics cause i got injured in there and i want a flack jacket for every soldier in iraq cause our stupid ass government doesn't think they're necessary. And i want the son of every senator who voted yes for this war to sign up for active duty"
the passion in which he said it.
his self conflict. its awesome.
pity, i can't watch all episodes cause of broken link.
oh yeah, donnie wahlberg is damn witty!
thanks henderik for the introduction to this show! =))
=)). i love mr wolf
i made a move at 9:56 PM
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
i wasn't kidding
malaysia is an interesting country, no? whats with media boycotting parliament and now this. i am torn reading this article. i understand the need to adapt and live in this modern world where sin practically envelops us. but as a muslim, i also understand why they're doing this. however, maybe, just maybe, fining (there's a word?!) people for not wearing a scarf is a bit too weird for me. or maybe cause i live here in Singapore where such a behaviour by the ruling party is not only weird but downright catastrophic.
i think i'll end up being a bankrupt living there. HAHA. enough said. i'm not a good muslim. i won't talk much. ::::::::::::::::::::
shamini shara scared the living shit out of me during maghrib. wahh my heart thumped so loudly and at one point of time i believe it got lodge somewhere in my throat. oh, such drama.
wait, let me type what she sms me.
"Plz forward msj ni.. From 886958025776. Msg: Nama aku FARIDA, umurku 23 thn. Aku mnggl pd tggl 17.3.08.. aku dbunuh, dprkosa, tbhku dptong2, jsd ku dbuang dpsisiran pntai.. aku mcari pmbunuhku krn polis blm mnemukn jsdku.tlg sbrkn msg ni pd 10 org. jk tdk aku akn menganggu mu.. Jgn skali2 engkau mhapuskn msg ini sblm mnybarkn.. maka aku akn dtg pd mmpimu@ dduk di tepi ktilmu pd mlm ini."
sham send me asking me to translate to english. ahh, that was the exact msg spelling and everything. goddamnit, i was so taken aback i called her. and i helped her translate which goes something like;
Please forward this message. My name is Farida im 23 years old. I died on 17/03/08. I was muredered, raped and my body was cut into pieces. My corpse was thrown at the beach. Im looking for my murderer as the police have not yet found my body. Please spread this message to 10 people. If not, i will disturb you (more like haunt!). Don't you ever destroy this message before spreading it or i will come to you in your dream and sit by your bedside tonight.
whoever created this message is frakking nuts. You spread to 10 people also would i help apprehend the murderer?
dearest farida, i sympathise with your plight and your need for justice but, i've spread your msg in my blog ;). i think more than 10 people would have read this. so don't visit me in my dreamzone or sit by my bedside. cause you see, the side of my bed has like maybe 20 cm of space before it meets the wall. you might want to try squeezing in though, but i would higly discourage you to do that! so please hor, refrain! or yes, the wall that i was talking about right, has some sentences from the quraan in frame hung upon it. so don't lah eh.
spare me the heart attack. i got 35 (or maybe more) years to live. the dead remains dead let the living continue. don't wanna die young, you see. i wanna live to see the day they take out my cast. HAHA. assalammualaikum, okay?
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school was awesome just now. =)) i love they all. must thank them lah for making me laugh, for making me happy. and lynette was like with me all the while i had to go from one class to another. THANKS! sham and her bought me food. nas and ferhan picked me up. henderik waited with me and lend me his laptop. i like your mat lookalike hair, yo! HAHA. next time gingerly put a cap on top of your head. like mat style ah! idiot this mats, got cap don't know how to wear. met dian for a short while cause she got to rush off. and they signed my cast. i got a penis lookalike drawing thanks to gabe. -_-. nas and jerome played tic tac toe on my cast. wahh lauu.
okayy, now im off to watch Kill Point.
till i live to write another entry, sarge cleo
p.s; i dont want her to sit by my bedside. im serious as frakk. God!
i made a move at 9:27 PM
Sunday, June 22, 2008
of random entries
i'm pretty much bored. wondering when i should go to school.
cause we've got this thing going on at home, aidah v mama & nenek [2008] 1 SLR 01 (District Court) the issue would be; should aidah just stay at home for the 3 weeks or should she go to school. die die they want me to sit at home. rot decompose grow mould breed maggots.
okayokay so anyway. i was sitting and thinking which of my jeans would feet my elephant casted leg when i suddenly remembered my conversation with these babats.
aidah; ehh now i wont look like minah! i cannot wear my black jeans. henderik; wear skirt nas; our aidah wear skirt? hahahaha all together now; HAHAHAHA
even if my brain decides to malfunction, i would not wear a skirt. please ehh.
if i wear skirt, can you imagine the amount of bodies that would drop on the floor from utter shock or over excessive laughters?
i'm not 100% female you all don't know right? yarr. you all don't know. physically only God made me female. mentally, not really ah.
you want to see my wallpaper? veryyy nice.
nice or not? purposely send henderik one.
left spain & italy ehh. woo.
if finals germany meet spain best!
on a another random thought, when i fell and cracked my foot, i was wearing my sneakers.
so the bone had a clean crack. say if i had wear my flip flops instead...
i think instead of crack, it snap into two and i'd probably be warded undergoing surgery. God do loves me. =)) lesson learnt; when you wear flip flops take the lift even if you're late for tutorials.
18 more days.
18 more days.
*do the jiggle dance*
18 days till i go back CGH on 10 July.
then 17 July im going NHC (national heart centre) for my heart check up.
irritating bugger. no need check up lah.
if i faint in school then we talk about check up lah. check up also for what right?
like as if doctor can extend my lifespan till i reach 70 like that.
i made a move at 9:30 PM
Saturday, June 21, 2008
of eyeliners and ronaldo
because i'm bored and can be an ass at times..
Nahh, take this!
HAHA.
Okayy, im horrible.
remind me not to do this again.
(but, isn't this what i said during world cup last time?)
okayy, im horrible and don't stick to my promise.
let me tell you stories of a better time.
ferhan sms-ed me this morning and it goes something like;
f; you now have 2 presents
a; ehh? how come? what's the new one?
f; something you can't live without in your everyday use.
a; what?! the only thing i can't live without is my ipod, internet, phone.
f; you sure?
a; positive. oh yar yar, i can't live without my bra also ;)
f; other than that!
so since i die die want to guess right.
i ask for clues lah. first letter of the word. last letter. how many lettes.
a; oh. ESTHER which means you bought me perfume.
f; no..
a; what i use everyday sia?
f; ask yourself
a; HAHAHAHA. EYELINER!
f; :)
a; wth eyeliner. you know how to buy meh? why eyeliner? why?
f; don't know what else to get you.
pfft.
nvm eyeliner also nice.
now i dont have to bother myself buying my own eyeliner.
what's with this cast and crutches.
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i'm sure you all might have notice,
this is a senseless entry.
(except the CR picture. heh)
congratulations for wasting your brain cells reading this.
=)). but you all kept my blog alive right. if not i wont bother updating.
actually i would ah.
oh dang. another senseless pointless paragraph.
but don't fret. POINTLESS stories are my thing!
okay but this one is not so pointless ehh,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Please stop growing.
and be more generous ;)
heh.
i made a move at 2:21 PM
Friday, June 20, 2008
since, my mood is much lighter and dare i say it, happier?
i shall post yesterday's pictures ehhs.
while waiting for my number to be called right, my mother
got time to enter the pharmacy and look at Scholl shoes for my grandmother.
who i must say can't be bothered since she was sitting outside with me.
'izzul now very vain. must stick out tongue lah this lah that lah.
ahh, this one i was attempting to snap the A&E department behind.
sekali this two faces appeared & got in the way. the vain plus the pot.
his fed up since i-cannot-stick-out-tongue in this picture face.
i don't understand whyy they like to play with my crutches.
they think cool is it break the leg? troublesome ada lah.
=))
and next we look at my favourite picture. =))
let seee.
Here's my 'matrep' brother. touchwood now.
i don't want him to be like those no life low life matrep bawah block.
this one actually i ask him to pose like that ah.
with syirah's bag. HAHA.
like matrep sia. pfft.
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i am positive i can survive my 3-6 weeks.
i made a move at 9:45 PM
Thursday, June 19, 2008
so here it has come to stay
Personally, i think God has issues with me.
What the hell did i ever do?
other than the occasional this & that & those & these.
personally, i feel like slapping the doctor (ignore that fact that he's cute & nice)
"actually, you have to wear it for 2 months but i'm giving you discount. 3 more weeks *insert him smiling good naturally to me and me giving this -_- to him*"
he thinks what!
market is it! kanina chibai.
"i really want you to heal well. if i take out the cast now, your bone will move out of its place"
WAHHHH!! i feel so much better. like yes. *roll eyes*
so much for him saying "good good your bone is healing well" the moment i step inside the room.
tell me that for what! for what, you all tell me now?! kononnya, the silver lining in the dark gloomy gray cloud ehhs?
personally, the doctor is a nice person.
very cheerful and happy go lucky. and cute yes.
BUT because he gives me nothing but bad news all this time i had to see his face, i dont really fancy him much. i will love him if he saw off my cast.
oh, he tried cheering me up with "you friends have more time to colour your cast. after 3 weeks, you come back i'll see a colourful cast" *insert his insane smile again*
I DONT WANT A COLOURFUL CAST!
all i want is to see my dark leg. my brown (or black) leg.
just be thankful i never say dark sexy leg ehh! (HAHA!)
oh the best part or the worst. depends on how you see it.
i get another 22 days MC. kanasai.
i think i'll just go submit my name to general office now asking them to save a place for me in 4.1
brilliant right. i got 8 weeks MC in total. fuck.
if i have to stay back 4.1 i'll sue TP. yes!
Occupier's liability lehh. they have duty to maintain proper care blah blah blah.
i forgot my tort already. then they cannot use contributory negligence ehh. i swear to God (who i really think has issues with me) that i was paying attention to where i was going!
what else i want to rant about?
ohh yar. i think wallowing in self pity has become like a second nature to me.
i cry and cry and cry (cause you nuts, i really am sad that i'm handicapped for another 3 weeks).
and when ferhan raised his voice asking me to stop crying i cry harder. his attempt at "come lah, you think about Don Flack and how hot he is. and how you have such a big crush on him" doesn't seem to work.
then i read other people's blog who has broken their leg.
cause they know how it sucks right so they set up a blog to help people like me.
"its the first two weeks that sucks the most. you get depressed, cranky and irritated"
TRUE WHAT! i foresee nothing but darkness for the next 3 weeks.
3 weeks okay, feel like 3 years ah.
how to tell you all how it feels ahh?
its like you shave your armpit hair right, then it grows back again the next day. all 2 3 cm of it. (just pretend it grows that long lah okay!)
then you shave then it grows within 24 hours. FRUSTRATED right?
ahh i feel like that ahh.(what the hell aidah?! your analogy fucking nonsense sia!)
oh yeah, my grandmother bought me a new pair of crutches
wahh chey, like get new watch or what ehhs?
so now i have two pairs. so, anyone wants to buy the old one?
i sell you all cheap cheap one only. like 18 bucks okay. that's half price CGH is selling.
then, you use it to go school and escape consultation with lpb. said you got leg problem.
(ohh, my fam law class dont like consultation with lpb much. i realised that like yesterday)
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by now you should all know that when im depressed,
after the initial cry a river is over. the moment i open my mouth (or in this case typing) i cant seem to stop.
hurry up ah 3 weeks!
fuck lah, contract law test how?!
oh HAHA. i got MC to cover. yes, idiot.
ehh don't want ah.
i dont' want to stay back 4.1 just to take contract law sia.
or family law (eeeww fuck no) or another cds (goddamnit no)
or worst, MBS. i think i will run away and live like mas selamat.
the runaway. wahh steady ah beb.
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ehh sudah lah.
BYE LAH!
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itunes; tonight i wanna cry -keith urban
i made a move at 7:44 PM
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Serenade
somebody serenade me with an acoustic guitar, quick!
i wikepedia-ed the origin of Secondhand Serenade and
found out that he is ohsosweet! =))
old changi hospital is my next must go destination.
random, i know.
i made a move at 4:57 PM
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
i dont believe this shit
i bloody hate this cast on my freaking leg. i just google the duration im supposed to use this cast and i exploded at henderik. HAHA. i feel like swearing all sort of vulgarities right now. somebody save me. save me. save me. come and rescue me, im burning can't you see? enters depressed mode. GODAMNIT! i will stop damning my God, cause he's the only one who can save me right? Please God, hurry up heal me please.
i made a move at 11:15 PM
Euro
Wahh, Austria not bad ehh?
Not that it matters now.
i think i would have cried buckets full of blood tears if Germany
didn't qualify for quarter-finals. Admit it, that free kick by Ballack was
AWESOME =))
Go Deutschland!
See you semi.
i made a move at 4:19 PM
Monday, June 16, 2008
I miss you
Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always
This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytime
And as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiderscatching things and eating their insides
Like indecision to call you
And hear your voice of treason
Will you come home and stop this pain tonight stop this pain tonight
I miss you.
Don't you miss Blink 182?
*flashes wide grin*
i'm just watching damn random videos on youtube.
and blink 182 bring back memories. especially this song.
good old secondary school days.
i made a move at 9:21 PM
well, hello..
& i've just got a phone call from my accounting tutor
and, she introduced herself. which also mean, i have just found out her name!
oh yeahh man, it took a broken leg for me to get to know her name!
& cheesebuns, do not look at me like that. ask any of my classmates, she has never introduced herself to us.
at the beginning of every lesson, she'll start with a a quote and a joke.
her name's not very important for her to let us know.
ohyesyes, she wanted to tell me that there'll be no accounts re-test.
(WOW! *roll eyes*) but, the marks would be push to class test. (WOWie! *rollseyes*)
at least, my exams wont be 75% (yes WOAH! *rolls eyes*)
as such, i should start burdening myself with suicidal thoughts.
(attempt to roll my eyes but found out later my eyeballs got stuck)
brilliant right.
i have just skipped midsem test.
and, all i need now is for either LPB, Wendy, or Vinod to call me and tell me that family has no retest to make my 2.1 midsem free. *snorts since i cant roll eyes anymore*
GOODBYE, already!
my bad mood is infecting my blogger.
itunes; waiting-there for tomorrow
i made a move at 2:27 PM
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Are you bored?
& the answer to that question would be;
yes, everyday of life that my leg is broken.
quote and unquote the sidenote of my wallpaper;
"GODDAMNIT! HURRY UP & HEAL!"
conditions & warranties are like warts in my life.
and our current BollyLolly isn't making things much easier, anyway.
i mean like, what bollylolly?! BOLLYLOLLY?! oh come on!
(oh wow! ive got such awesome lag of reaction. it took me 2 weeks to blow up with bollylolly)
somebody is in dire need to learn how to write a love letter.
can somebody please teach that Kannan? like seriously?
what darling darling. WHAT?!
i'm on a roll now.
and ladies! after you gave birth, do not gain 25 kgs and stop having sex with your husband.
i mean, that's just rude. yeahh, plain rude, you gave your husband a child and deny him sex?
tsktsk, not very nice.. & please hor! doll up for your husband also.
if not later become like BK. tsktsk. then when you cannot have sex erectile dysfunction develop. then become like Jordon. my theory like talk world lah sia!
and please ehh.
Anand, unappreciative bastard.
miraculously STILL working for the law firm?!
ohhh, you sarcastic faggot. i will slice your balls like that Olympic pain shit video (which i didnt watch btw). maybe i WILL look for an alternative employer. pfftt! you think what, your firm rock balls ahh?
sebenarnya, im just stuck doing the facts.
like a lot of information strewn around. and im confused over which one is important enough for me to waste like 8 weeks scrutinising it over. thanks to my leg, i cannot go meeting now.
while my group members happily do up facts i will be in the hospital handing my fate over to the doctors. who would most likely juggle it around like some trash, nvm the fact that i need to walk already and they seem to think that i need more MCs.
no! i do not need more MCs!
I NEED TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL!
if you want, you can give MCs to the cructches and not me!
okayy, im getting violent.
pishposh. goodbye
i made a move at 9:08 PM
Thursday, June 12, 2008
virtual life
At the very least, i take comfort at the fact that my msn life's not so boring.
Oh yeah, since my social life outdoor has been robbed of me, i've to establish a virtual life.
so fucking lame.
2 semester of torturous legal communication skills taught me that visual aid is really helpful.
i illustrated to henderik that my feet's not that bad. in case you're wondering the vertical line's my bone and the horizontal line's my feet. and the space in between is the crack. all this simplified explanation ofcourse.
and, i think crap alot when im stress doing any law projects.
it was contract in this case.
"ehh, when i can walk, we're eating Popeyes!"
"okayy, you blanja... get well fast ok?"
what sort of person is this?
haha. atleast he entertains me.
and i'm discussing about justin's pet toad with him.
sham, you're bf has gone nuts.
and i'm talking about Gossip Girl with baidura.
HAHA. she just knew i watched it.
i prefer CSI;NY though. ;)
itunes; my heroine-silverstein
i made a move at 9:41 PM
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
oh cast-ard.
i thought i'll enjoy today..
but, i'll get to that.
before we went hospital to see the orthopeadic, we went school to get my awards. =))
i think the most best part about the awards is the 200 bucks.
which they better bank in within 2-3 weeks time (as promised).
that's it, either i window shop with the guys or i will shop.
then, went to CGH for the leg.
i can sprout beard waiting for my turn.
well, when it was my turn, the doctor was veryy nice.
"you're such a young girl! what happen to you?"
young lady can or not, doc? lucky you very cute, know!
he saw my backslab and said;
"tsktsk, if you wanna draw i'll give you a better cast to draw on."
"OH NO NO! i'm fine, i can walk" and he starts probing my ankle.
and he shatters my hope in the next few moment.
he told me that he'll give me a full cast. cemented.
yes, he fucking took out my cast and he fucking cemented my leg.
and, i can't walk for the next 2 weeks. ohh screw you, hades.
the happiness just flew out of me like as though a gazillion dementors were there with no patronus whatsoever to help me fight my way. (sorry, this is the harry potter language)
so, as i waited for my turn to be casted, nenek was telling me that it'll be okay lah, that soon i can walk. and it so happens that ferhan calls.
"are you crying?"
"the doctor's gonna cement my leg! wah lau eh! i want to walk!"
the abang pembalut (the person who did the cast for me) was very nice.
sweet and soft spoken. not like the bapok kind, you know. but yeahh.
so, yes pictures!
that's where the old cast was thrown into
don't mind the elephant lookalike leg. but, finally yo, my leg could breathe and see light even if its for like 15 minutes.
i couldn't have been more retarded sitting in a wheelchair than walking around with crutches
and yo, you never know who's sitting in those two chairs at night when nobody's around.
that's the full cast leg. its hard all around. swear to god, its not normal.
and syirah wrote 'cleopatra never learnt her lesson'
the brothers wrote stuffs too. but i didnt take a photo.
you know, its the waiting that kills.
so, we took pictures.
'izzul waste the memory in my phone. i've got lotsa photos of him.
can't be bothered to post.
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and did i mention, the doctor gave me 3 weeks MC?
Yeahh. i reckon he expects me to sit at home, decompose and grow mould.
so, in grand total, my broken foot has garner me 5 weeks worth of medical leave including those when i went MIA during mid sem.
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itunes; Your Sword Vs My Dagger; Silverstein
i made a move at 10:25 PM
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
New Age Rage
This is insane.
but you can now have your eyes tattooed.
cool or what?! but highly irresponsible and dangerous, in my opinion.
it's still cool!
you basically inject ink into your eyeballs.
so, think about it. you've got brown eyes, inject green ink.
it'll bring the shine out of the brown =))
say it with me now, THIS IS INSANE!
Singapore ain't cool enough to have these shits.
i made a move at 10:19 PM
Monday, June 09, 2008
oh, please..
it's amusing how i manage to sprain my wrist in an effort to save my leg.
yes, the cast leg. i was trying to prevent further injury cause i've got this shred of hope of being able to walk the moment my cast is out.
which i'm happy to say would be in 2 days time (hopefully)
although it does seems to feel like 1234554321 days before it'll come.
my mishaps amuses me, sometimes.
oh yes they do.
it's never over now is it?
itunes; its not over-SS
i made a move at 8:24 PM
Sunday, June 08, 2008
the antics of humans
i have no idea what's up with people these days.
his minute brain might have difficulty processing the simple english i was throwing in his directions.
this dude called the handphone three times.
and i've been telling him three times that he got the wrong number.
he was looking for this indian person. so, i thought this'll solve the problem;
aidah; "ehh. this is a malay number you're calling. you've got the wrong number!"
and the nerve of that man (we'll call him unknown now, shall we?)
unknown; "malay?" detached himself from mouth piece and told his friends in the background, imitating my voice, "malay." and proceeds to laugh his ass of at me.
so, provoked, i went; "chibai! don't call again, asshole! i wont bother picking up and if i do, i will slam the phone in your face. GOODBYE!"
his mother's husband lah! call wrong number and then laugh at me.
this kind of people also exist. funny, know! when i hung up, i told syirah
"ehhh! he laughs at me! hahahah. why he like this one?!"
and, who is this human singing his life away so loudly on a peaceful sunday night?
OIII, BINGIT OI! i think if english song not so bad lah. but nooo. have to torture my soul with his horrible screeching.
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i told mama i wanted this Sony Digicam for my birthday.
and she went, "you know how much i've spend on hospitalisation fee?"
since i was lying down, i raised my cast feet and said; "you mean my 100 dollars leg? & syirah's 465 dollars arm? and syimir's... " & smiled gleefully at her. =))
my mother could only roll her eyes.
oh yes, for this past few months, my family was forced to be a constant tourist to the various hospital in Singapore. we've got bone problems, yo!
SGH, KKH, CGH. tsktsk.
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itunes; maybe-SS
i made a move at 9:09 PM
Friday, June 06, 2008
a visit to cleopatra
today was cool.
as you might have seen, they totally 'vandalise' my cast.
you guys rocks!
so, take a deep breathe now.
im gonna start listing those who paid me a visit.
jane, weiqi,ferhan,dian,sham,theodor,jerome,gabe,henderik,justin & shaun!
and, did i miss out anyone?!
they even bought me chocolates.
ferhan and henderik bought me eclairs on purpose
i took one bite and felt like vomitting.
here's what they wrote;
get well soon-dian
a picture of a brocolli-gabe
aidah cleopatra & a picture of a stair-weiqi
hello-theodor
shaun signed.
a picture of a chair with wheels-sham
j.k.j-jerome
picture of shit-jane (i dont see the relation ehh Jane!)
don't damage anymore-ferhan
and then you have this lovely cards!
it totally made my day! =))
so, thanks to everyone who wrote on that card ehhs?
i love it =))
justin ended up sitting on my swing playing violin.
gabe & jerome got in touch with their lost childhood playing tennis ball.
the rest sat around my dining table gossiping about.. well.. i will not divulge the topic.
and, i think they all had a fun time finding for network in my house. =))
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family law problem 2 is hilarious.
the love letter was a killer! but i foresee major headache coming my way.
what's with the bucketloads of matrimonial assets they share.
but HAHA.
i cannot stand the "she has since gain 25 kg since they first met!" and is no longer pretty and desirable. funny.
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itunes; We're All To Blame-Sum 41
i made a move at 10:42 PM
Thursday, June 05, 2008
bloody hospital policy
i will castrate the doctor's balls when i see him.
if its a she, i will disfigure her breast.
i think 11 June its a bit too much lah okay.
this backslab is hurting my leg. & i really wanna go back to the hospital so that they can do something about it. but no. i have to change appointment all that first. i can't just crash the damn hospital right. then if i wanna go A & E i have to pay 75 bucks only to have the doctor tossing me around from one room to another. from one counter to another. damnn.
and damnit lah, did i tell you last friday that doctor actually spend more time TYPING on her computer than examining my cracked leg. wahhlau ehhs. i swear, if i had been warded, i would keep them all on their toes round the clock.
i think my teen angst has finally kicked in.
HAHA. all this while the teen rebel overpowered the angst.
i dont have much things to be angry about, anyway.
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Okay, no offence to people out there.
but, the most irritating songs of the century would have to go to
Mercy by Duffy. & Pocketful of Sunshine. & L.O.V.E (its still this century right?)
i think pocketful of sunshine not bad ahh.
but she's just too happy. i don't know why!
or maybe, i'm just screwed like that. there's a possibility.
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okay, now let me get back to my evil musings about sharp knives and doctor's balls.
in any case, GOOD LUCK FOR FAMILY LAW TMR!
=)) then, happy holidays! (or what little we have of it)
i made a move at 8:24 PM
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Can't be right..
i think my leg injury has finally affect my brain.
tell me now. how can anyone accidentally uninstall stuffs?
stupid, know. i uninstall my windows live toolbar (and now, im lost without it) and i uninstall my quicktime which also rendered my itunes useless (yes, i cannot survive without itunes).
itunes have been installed =))
windows has decided to be a bitch to me.
it made me wait for a long time to download their shits. and finally it says that something is wrong so please try again later. kanina.
& i'm pissed off.
with whoever who stupidly upload this song and said it was by hinder.
"ehh. i didn't know hinder got screamo song." something is wrong alert.
that's when ferhan informed me that there is no such song by them. & a bit of research proves it.
so, who in hades sings that song?
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i've been getting extreme dreams this past few days.
the most funnies gotta be yesterday. i dreamt that i converted to christianity.
HAHAHA. funny, know.
the other one was i got married.
wahh scary sehh. and, my husband and i (IN THE DREAM, mind you) were discussing the most ridiculous topic ever.
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ohh.
i've missed accounts and mbs paper.
how great *roll eyes*.
i can't wait for friday, though.
i heard sham and dian coming over =)).
& syirah and syimir would be watching Kungfu Panda this friday, fully sponsored by mama.
damnnn. oh nvm, once i can walk, i will do as my feet sees fit!
at the top of the list would be to make a date with Prince Caspian.
=)). *proceeds to daydream about what i can do*
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Count Dracula says ;
you can tell the character of a man from the sound of his heartbeat. Strange, that yours is so steady.
i made a move at 9:04 PM
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Never before have i felt so helpless.
when i was a kid, i thought crutches was damn cool. i change my mind for the second time. i hate feeling helpless.
a portion of my wallpaper screams; "GODDAMNIT! HURRY UP AND HEAL!"
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is what i was trying to do.
and we hit 279 days.
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i have the most retarded/horrible/heartwrenching dream to date. nvm ehh, dream only. =))
i made a move at 3:25 PM
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