Saturday, May 31, 2008
disabled
because one experience is never enough, you experience it again.
yes, i broke the same leg twice. the same leg, the same way, different pain.
thanks to them all for helping me while i cried buckets full of tears.
and Nic carried me up the steps. HAHA. thank you.
"liying! hurry up tell me im pretty to make me feel better!" they say if it wasn't so bad they would have burst out laughing. crying in pain also got time to feeling feeling ehhs aku?
confirm expert on how to control a wheelchair already. =))
so anyway, i went for the x-ray right then i had to see the doctor.
"i've got some bad news. you cracked your foot." dont know how to smile and say hello first, know. depressing sia.
then, at hospital cool also.
"you will need to cut your jeans after we put the cast on your leg" -nurse
"WHAT?! no, im not cutting my favourite jeans!"
"okayokay, we give you hospital gown. you can use and bring home as souvenir"
thanks for the sarcasm. i like it. i think my grandmother threw the stained pink CGH cloth away. i did tell her to keep though.
so, how now?
i got 11 days mc, know.
mid sem how?!
okay, lets ignore that for now.
i called bai telling her my condition and what do you know, she appeared in my bedroom when i fell asleep trying to study accounts. with ferraro rocher okayy. but since i don't eat ferraro, syirah ate them. THANKS! i love that surprise.
but i think the most bastard-est conversation would be between me and ferhan.
"hello.. you broke your ankle? you joking or real?" -ferhan
"hell no. *insert sobbing and moaning* can't you hear me crying?"
"oh okay. i'll call you back later." -_-.
he is hilarious. but nvm, he entertain me with his "so, are you warded?" question throughout waiting time.
i think i shouldn't prank ferhan too much.
now he got trust issue with me.
"ehh ferhan, you know or not. i accidentally eat pork just now. i thought that sandwich ham was turkey sekali pork."
or gabe's "ferhan! where are you?! come down now! aidah, is high and drunk!"
ohh yar yar, you want to see my not so pretty feet or not?
see, sexy or not?! HAHA. lame lame.
how sia to go school like this. wahh damn it, no shoe will fit my humongous-actually-quite-cool feet now. how come bai nvr sign before she left my house sia?
you all you all are responsible for making my cast as nice as possible okay?
;)
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did i also tell you that i left my wallet in school.
i think when you're in pain you dont particularly care where your stuff goes to.
like, i wouldn't care about my bag and zuko if henderik didnt pass it to me.
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i think God loves me, now.
i made a move at 12:51 AM
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
earworms
my ear drums might have burst and bled at some point during that 2 hours berating
i had to endure during family law tutorial.
and, its like a earworm. instead of a song, it's her voice.
its a nightmare. but, she still rocks. even if she called our work garbage.
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to lynette, liying and shaun, thanks!
you guys rock my socks! for my virgin experience. ;)
HAHA.
to ferhan, im sorry for what i did.
i know you're hurt-ed and troubled. and bummed. and loads more.
i cleared my debt.
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looks at nas and points to me;
"she's one hell of a sick teenager" -ferhan
"you're taking it bad, boy."-nas
i made a move at 11:10 PM
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
supposedly i cannot swear
i thought my stress level couldn't get any worse.
now, i've lost my wireless mouse. fuck.
my subconcious told me that i have kept it in my bag but when i got home i couldn't find it anywhere in my bag. so, yes, i've come to the conclusion that i left it in ilaw. so, so so, please, if you see it in ilaw please return it back to me!
you know how handicapped by Zuko is now or not without a mouse?
veryy disabled lahh. wahh, now my mother is nagging.
i thought i lost my phone in ilaw also. wahh piang ehhs, i leave my stuff around like nobody's business.
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okayy, let me get my mind off this matter.
you know what a good friend ferhan is or not? -_-.
while i was so busy grumbling about the state of my CPF right, he went
"aiyah. why you worry? you're not gonna live long enough to see the money in your CPF anyway."
"wahh, ferhan! thank you ahh kau for reminding me!"
and, weirdly enough, i lived 18 years of my life suffering from it, only one week ago did i know what exactly ASD stands for. please ahh, i couldn't get any more ignorant now can i?
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family law lecture damn fun ehhs?
sham and me spend 2 hours talking about unnecessary stuffs that has got nothing to do with family law. and, because i ALWAYS look confused in lecture, LPB thought i had a question.
"either (she was supposed to pronounce AIDAH), do you have a question?" not the first time okay. my POM tutor finds it so difficult to pronounce A-I-D-A-H she compared me to "ohh so your name is like the either this or that. same pronounciation as either, right?" iya kan aja lah ehhs?
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i think my BE proposal damn funny already.
on a veryy positive side, if i really do take up this proposal in the future, i think it will benefit all those overweight people out there ;)
okayy now, back to work and back to worrying about my wireless mouse and my mother's nagging.
im craving for kebab. popeyes. kebab, popeyes and long john silver.
dannggg, im famished.
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P.S; syirah is talking about Swenson's menu and deciding what to eat over the phone and i have the unfortunate luck to sit beside her and hear everything. and, im famished lah!
i made a move at 11:14 PM
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Eating has become a mental challenge when...
In the event that I graduate from TP with a law diploma, go to a law school in any university, graduate and pass my bar exam and move on to be a lawyer or better yet, set up a law firm, I will personally make sure I bill clients like Emily Tan extra miscellaneous fee. For being so extremely stupid and wasting my precious time on her damn case (which I would like to add is not even graded. So that's like working in a firm and not being able to bill by the hour). Well, lucky for her (or clients like her in the future) the chances of me being a lawyer is slim to none.
So, moving on, we have the topic of armpit hair (I know, like got no other topic right?). Over our McDonalds dinner, I was telling Syirah about this Chinese girl in front of us at NTUC who didn't shave her armpit hair and in turn she told me of her classmate who "has very long and curly armpit hair". I was laughing my arse out (my arse is still attached).
Because topic flows just like that *snap fingers* syirah started talking about pubic hair over dinner. Apparently, she got reminded of this video of a couple (the nationality shall be kept secret) having sex in the sea or something and both of them never shave their pubic hair. Quote unquote my sister "his hair afro then his below also equally afro!" I laughed until cannot laugh already okay.
And moving on, she added that "then the guy damn bastard sia, spray his cum all over the girl's stomach" (actually it was a bit more explicit I have just censored it for you). Of course at that point of time I cannot take it already; "OI! I'm eating right?!" and she calmly replied; "yar, i know. Your fillet o fish tartar sauce also looks like cum." *please insert my stunned face; eyes wide open mouth shut*
-_-. Imagine how mentally challenging it was for me to finish up my burger afterwards. Wahh, first éclairs now this.
Zhao Ling just told me that we have another Nair on board our education system. HAHA.
Oh scram. I foresee a very confounded learning journey. Okay, the movie is calling. No, Hugh Jackman is waiting ;)
i made a move at 11:00 PM
Saturday, May 24, 2008
fucking malay porn
i told him i was stressed.
like obviously i need someone to laugh at right?
so what did ferhan do? he gave me a fucking porn website (i dont think its porn. its just pictures of girl posing outrageously) so i can laugh and criticise and ridicule and throw 1001 vulgarities at them.
in the middle of the night you know me and syirah sat in bed roaring in laughters at the sheer stupidity of them. the person that had the most vulgarities thrown in her face (picture i meant) was this minah tudung who posed with her tudung in the day and by night time, she started posing sluttishly without the tudung. macam sial kan?
veryy good ahh that website. damn funny.
it elevates my stress knowing that there are people out there more hanyut than me. Haaaa.
"so did you have a good laugh?"
"oh hell yes. not stress already."
i dont know what is going on in this malay society of mine.
people like me also dont do much to improve the situation. i mean considering what i just did.
the most hanyut-est i have ever gone is swearing.
and yes, i need to stop swearing. i owe ferhan and hend close to i think 14 bucks.
for all the fucks they heard me say.
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Monday monday, hurry up and come please.
i am sick and tired of family law outline. very tedious, you know or not?
i havent even touch on BE proposal.
ehhs this skype very efficient ahhs.
i dont understand anything only i video call ferhan or hend.
vice versa. i think i will go ask dian and sham to download skype.
must thank my uncle for introducing this to me 3 years ago.
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so why are you so eager to betray?
i made a move at 4:47 PM
Friday, May 23, 2008
Cause its Friday..
Family law meeting went well.
aside from liying showing them the spastic video of me playing call of duty (wait, i think she practically showed everyone) the outline was good. except for a few holes here and there.
we chilled in ilaw afterwards before ferhan henderik and i went to Giant Tampines to get sushi
cause i think Ferhan not happy i ate 3 1/2 of his share. so basically my breakfast lunch and dinner is sushi sushi and more sushi.
now, before Liying calls me a lazy ass, i better upload the photos here so she can save it.
we rock! =))
i made a move at 11:58 PM
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
i think i am...
PATHETIC.
yes, i think i am pathetic.
somehow, everytime family law lesson right confirm i make a mockery out of myself.
who the fuck says she don't want to share her answer for family law problem with the class?!
ME AHH. wahh, perangai sumpah nonsense. stupid stupid, i feel so bad okayys.
then another bimbotic moment would be this;
lpb; next week got resource seminar.
aidah; WHY?!
*insert lpb's shock face with mouth agape*
i swear my mouth works faster than my brain.
damn damn damn.
as im typing this, i took a peek at the square box infront of me and swear david archuleta looks like he's about to cry. and i would also like to tell you that this is the first time i actually switch on american idol. (not that im watching ahhs right. im only listening to it)
haaaa. im loving this damn mid sem timetable.
very convenient, don't you think? in between paper got break.
and hooray hooray fam law last paper!
when there's the good there's the bad also riiight? for fuck's sake ahh, who wants to do exam in the damn LT sia?!
i need to get back to my family law.
did i tell you about LPB's madness?!
i made a move at 10:49 PM
why ehhs?
this one all like a bit not funny already ehhs?
haiyaaa. why must they all do this?
i lost my train of thoughts due to this very intriguing conversation going on at skype.
why girls dont get guys and why guys dont get girls.
i think im outnumbered 2 to 1
i made a move at 1:24 AM
Monday, May 19, 2008
now i do know.
ehhhs, now i know the connection between guys and their games.
wahh, i dont know whether i should hate ferhan or thank him cause now im addicted to his game.
"this is all your fault ah! if you never install and ask me to play i wont keep playing right!"
"ehh hello! i ask for your permission to install first right?!"
actually quite fun ahh this Call of Duty 4.
then play dont know how to stop. which of course meant that i havent study.
ohhh, i beat ferhan already. i find it very cool that i got this far. i mean for someone who accidentally threw a grenade at her comrade and causing them both to explode, getting this far is an achievement okayy.
okay ehh so now you all know that i cannot become a taxi driver, cannot become lawyer and i also cannot join the military. haaaa. syirah said for a sergeant im a coward. ass right, just cause i wait for everyone to go first. alah, why can't i adopt the "you go, i cover" principle?
at least better than 'izzul right, "you go, i get lost!". nie macam how to go NS in 16 years time brother?
listen ahh SAF, i cannot join army so stop sending me all those army leaflets lahhs!
unnecessary ahhs.
i made a move at 3:28 PM
Sunday, May 18, 2008
see my brother, gives me unnecessary information. he wants to shit also he tell me.
i made a move at 2:03 PM
Saturday, May 17, 2008
i swear the ghost
CCN day right yesterday,
i think it sort of became our own personal party.
remember or not my luck with public transport.
very good right my luck? yarrr so good until people all laugh at me.
dian & i went back to her house to get ice box and i got stuck in the bus with the huge ice box cause there were wayy to many people and i cannot get to the exit. i swear lor if the uncle shut the door and drove me away from TP bus stop i WILL scream.
then then in 15 the day before yesterday, it was jammed pack and i was standing at the door and the uncle damn idiot (or maybe its just me) nvr warn us he wants to open the door. so i got squeeze in by the door and plastered to the place where you pay coins during bus ride. i thought my slipper was gonna come off and in my mind's eyes i can already see myself buying flip flops from bookshop. WAHLAU ehhs, tk glam you know.
back to CCN (my digressing habit should stop), the veryy enjoyable part was the horror house.
the ghost damn funny already ahhs. i went in twice. first was with paris, sham, rab, nick, chay, vinodh, theodore and the guys was too busy scaring the ghost and cause paris was shouting i shouted also. i went in the second time with ferhan and hend cause i really wanted to see the ghost.
i know that i can see all those things that people dont want to see but i really get jumpy watching ghost movies and walking in a horror house cause i really cannot stand the suspense. since ferhan has told this to the masses and embarassed me, i see no harm putting it in my blog. i screamed at the ghosts this; "DONT TOUCH ME. Whatever you do don't touch me you chibai! i swear i will teach you LSM just dont touch me!" but nooo they have to touch me.
as if that's not bad enough i had to scold their mother when they stood in my way. im so sorry, man! (as if they read my blog). yes so anyway, it comes to the point where i lost my hold on ferhan's hand and i cannot even see hend and the ghost were crowding around me and whispering nonsense in my ears that i dropped on the floor and crawl. i CRAWLED, yes!
"FERHAN HENDERIK WHERE ARE YOU?! OII!"
"aidah, if you stop pushing me maybe you'll know im behind you" said hend.
-_-. then hor, i thought they were laughing at the ghost all these while we were inside. but nooo, they were laughing at me!
i still can't believe i offered to teach them LSM.
i am so cheap! but nvm ehhs, desperate time calls for desperate measure.
ohoh, and my ears turned red after everything ends.
and desmond asked if i drank vodka. i actually didnt know got people out there allergic to vodka. haha!
ahhhs, yes.
ferhan dared me to do something which he so confidently thought i wouldn't have the guts to do it. see, i told you already don't challenge me. who has to pay the price when i completed the dare? HIM. =)) now he sees a part of me he thought dont really exist. ;)
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and the family went to sembawang today to Kak Nisa's house.
actually, i dont really know the occasion. gathering ahhs maybe.
what i know is i ate alot. macam standard right, i go there i eat a lot. god!
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till later.
i need to start studying for mid sem already.
i made a move at 11:00 PM
Thursday, May 15, 2008
The Call of Duty
an anology is;
"kissing leads to humping like how farting leads to pooping."
no relation right fucking and shitting?
i know, but thats what MADTV teaches me.
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i think the only reason Ferhan came early to school today is to adopt my Zuko.
wahhh, i tell you, self service to my laptop, ad hoc network. shiiiook right?! -_-.
shiok ah if i actually benefit from it. but noooo, he install his game into MY laptop, a game which i obviously DO NOT KNOW how to play. Install lah Sims ke, Need for Speed ke, Burnout ke, this one no, install Call of Duty. my face look like i kill terrorist meh?! i make friends with them got lah! (note; not talking about Mas Selamat.)
then hor! for the first time in my life, i saw the estimated time for copying files to be "10 days and 8 hours". joke ahhs?! so, obviously i had to leave my sweet Zuko in ilaw while i go for french. and 2 hours later when i got back, it only finish copying.
so, ferhan lives happily ever after.
never before has my Zuko felt so raped by so many stranger's hands.
because guys are guys, in their excitement, i swear their salivas are on my monitor.
gahhh! i'm sorry lah if im irritating with my "DONT TOUCH THE SCREEN!"
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i realised right, i shouldn't have had join Law CCN.
cause you see ahh now, my family law meeting cannot go on. kanasai.
but other than that, i'm not complaining about anything.
me, zaf,rabia & paris sat in ilaw doing the decorations thingy telling ghost stories.
with the music blasting on two huge speakers at the background since ferhan & desmond were testing sound system.
then, fatin, amelia, shaun, hend, me & ferhan went to eat.
wahlau ehhs. damn kental, you know we all! we wanted to order right, so ferhan said raise your hand. so, me shaun and him raised our hand simultaneously. wahh like primary school kid!
"teacher teacher! i know the answer! teacher teacher, he bully me! TEACHER! i want to go and shi shi!" zaman-zaman bodoh kita dulu! don't act as if you all nvr do it also ehhs!
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pizza with the crowd was cool, also.
we should do that again every wednesday.
no no i mean not pizza every wednesday! (crazy right! you all just want to see me stand at orchard road singing in off key collecting money to support my life right?!)
what i meant was, we should sit down and talk and eat like yest!
talk alot already.
my salivary gland not fast enough to produce saliva for me to continue.
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Haha! i like this! Lata looks like an afghan kid. riiight? nice right?
and here's my fam law group mates! see, lois with her wig!
and, yes, we sempat take picture before lect starts.
here's at kfc! that wasn't my chicken! my evil twin ate it. i only ate mashed potato!
i made a move at 11:39 PM
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
NAME PLEASE!
so yeahh, i was thinking & thinking and yeahh the brain should be overwrite.
i know lah i'm not making much sense.
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okayys, so today was a whole load of funny conversations.
i insist that Ferhan say goodbye to my laptop when we pack up.
(a); Ferhan! how come you nvr say bye to my Zuko?! say bye now!
(f); HUH?! zuko or kuzo sia?
(a); EHHHS? what's his name sia?! shamini, what's my laptop's name ehhs? remember or not?
(s); ya lah aidah! zuko or kuzo sehh?! which one?!
(a); *insert my look of helplessness & pure despair* i forgot his name?! ohgod, what is my name?! i mean what is HIS name?
like that nvm.
(f); i think you just name him uzur.
(a); ehh wahlau ehh. sham, you know or not uzur means menses!
and while explaining to me about marriage & solemnisation; ferhan asked if i wanted it explain in the malay or christian context.
(f); then right at the solemnisation got the kati..
(a); apa sia kati?!
(f); alah, the one who said 'aku nikah kn kau dgn blah blah blah'
so yarr lah okayy. then in the bus a few hours later, we're still talking about solemnisation when i turn to him and say;
"i think you meant KADI. because kati means scales which you use to measure stuffs."
(f); "ohh? okay the kadhi.."
(a); NO LAH! KADI! spell with me. K-A-D-I. what kadhi kadhi you talking about?
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i wanna tell you all something you all won't believe one.
me, dian, sham & rabia is incharge of the bar for law ccn.
wahh, BAR, you know. me!
i think ferhan or someone must have put my name there ahhs.
cause i sumpah didnt know anything. but so anyway, ferhan strictly warned me about smuggling in alcohol or vodka. wahlau, my face want to do all these?! i joke around cannot meh?
i think you should be more worried about the drink being tasteless.
cause i dont like sweet stuffs. i only hantu things that are salty or sour.
yerrr, i know, bad for my heart condition.
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ehhhs, after the horrible day yesterday.
i opened my hotmail and i saw an email from Bai!
cool cool cool! haha of course she was crapping like tmr nvr exist.
=)))
i made a move at 12:38 AM
Monday, May 12, 2008
i don't think it was mother's day
judging from how my day went, it is safe to question myself whether or not today was mother's day or was it children's day?
cause you see i only remembered it was mother's day at 11 am in the morning.
HAHA. no gifts, no cake. i swear lahh we're terrible.
so, anyway, in the afternoon, we went ehub
and instead of us buying for my mum anything, she ended up spending her money on us (mother's love right, what can i say). then mama made us walked all the way from ehub to town park.
it was maghrib then and my mother being the classic dolt that she can be said
"i must your hold your hand incase you see stuffs you're not supposed to see.." -_-.
God, even if i do, i'll keep quiet dehh. TSK!
nobody would believe me anyway, if i told them what i saw.
at ilaw at park at home. these spirits (or whatever) think its funny what to play hide & seek with me.
anyyway, mama asked abah to play bowling ALONE and we'll watch ( i did mention my mother is a classic dolt) and you know what my father replied "kau gila pe aku sorang nak main tiga puluh bola?" wahhh, syirah and i laughed like maniac already you know. sorry, we can be quite dirty if need be.
okayy, i sort of lost track what i wanted to update.
ehhs, my skype works flawlessly now. HAHA.
actually dont have to go to the extend of skype ahh but ferhan's mac a bit gedumbak right cannot use windows live to videocall so i have to susah payah download skype.
okay i concede to the fact that chelsea lost the title.
shut it. congrats ahh ehh Man U, don't act ahhs you all.
i made a move at 12:06 AM
Friday, May 09, 2008
Oh wow!
i'm sitting in bed as i'm typing this. =))
i love my life now. haha.
this is aidah making her first debut from her laptop.
and yes, i've been spending hours on it installing antivirus, itunes (i cannot survive without it and i dont like WMP), mozilla and whatnots.
fortunately, the wireless works fine.
and all this while i thought i was about to spend hours being a classic dolt about it.
okay so anywayy, i got midsem test.
and what have i done in preparation for it?
nothing. zilch. gerek or not my life.
TSK!
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syirah, to my surprise has nvr watch the exorcism videoclip of the brunei women. -_-.
and so we watched it with syimir (izzul waited outside my room) 10 minutes before clock strike twelve. i have a feeling syimir wont sleep. HAHA.
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i think accounts tutorial is wayy better than lecture.
this new tutor of mine is fucking hilarious seriously.
she treated us like freshman (in my opinion, anyway) and explain to us about being late and stuffs. "you must come on tump (she meant time) for tutorials" we let her live THAT down.
then an hour before tutorial ends ahh.
"you know the current savings have the prump..."
lyn and i started laughing first and in unison said "i think she meant prime!"
"ehhs lynette, she cannot pronounce anything with 'i m e' in it!"
and me being me just had to continue laughing and laughing until Nas looked over and told me to shut it. funny you know!
i made a move at 11:48 PM
Thursday, May 08, 2008
i dont get it
sometimes i get angry with the world for senseless reasons like this;
other than the wonderful fact that my other thumbdrive was infected with virus and everything was wipe out like the Myanmar cyclone (or whatever) the current thumbdrive now HAD to do this to me. what the fuck you want me to 'open with' when all i want to see is my goddamn folders?!
please God, help me lehhs!
i got a lot of things on my mind already, you know.
i know you know. we call you GOD for a reason. i worship you for a reason.
please can you please, make everything mighty fine?
how can you make one tiny being like me feel so happy, so confused, so angry, so scared all at once?
who am i supposed to tell all this to?
'if i talk to God, i don't know if He's listening.
When i speak out loud, i don't know if He's home.
i'm talking to myself; cause no else is listening.'
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yaryar so anyway, this is when my happy mood sets in cause i had a sudden flashback of family law tutorial and me storytelling to they all they all about my stupidity in family law class.
i recall me waving and lpb thought it was her i was waving at. -_-
i recall my grpmates calling her "emily emily! we got a client talk question"
i recall loads of stuffs.
ilaw duty today was erhh okayys.
i swear i feel like murdering this retarded Emily Tan who doesn't know how to fucking get married properly. ass. that's it before i get married i will make sure my fiance is not suffering from erectile dysfunction or whatnots!
i self taught myself to read tabs and play guitar during ilaw duty in between breaks from finding cases. of course, Justin helped me along also. and and, i played mary had a little lamb. HAHA. and the intro for 23. i feel proud.
but, i feel screwed for family law.
it HAS to be THIS retarded subject you know.
i made a move at 11:09 PM
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
fuck off, worm
you all know how fucking chibai my life is right now or not?!
i don't know how to say it already, actually.
other than mbs driving me mentally incapable of any rational human non computerised thoughts, it was in mbs that i found out that my thumbdrive is corrupted ahhs. NUTS!
wahh, then when ferhan check it out ahh,
got fucking virus inside. everything gone already ahhs.
one year worth of school life (and private/social life) and 3 weeks worth of my year 2 you know. NO BACKUP. what kind of an idiotic baboon am i?!
when you backup nothing happen.
when you DONT backup the virus spice up your life.
like that is NOT ENOUGH, my ipod also got virus. wahh piang ehhs.
i think the macbook just love detecting viruses on my electronic hardware, right? SAY MAC WHAT!
and to sum my virus day up, i realise at that point of time that, yes, it's my computer that has been affected. and seperti kata pepatah, sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga, my norton anti virus expired a year ago. (wonderful right, my life?!)
you all don't laugh ahh, if i so much as hear you giggling, i will personally infect your computer despite what the law says.
and here i am now, with a new antivirus that works kinda cool waiting for it to scan. my arse is heating the seat and soon a fire will start and my arse is also growing kinda numb sitting and waiting for it to get its job done (and something good to happen).
to better maximise my time, i gave up on BA tutorial. (HAHA?)
no lah of course, i researched on routers. and i realised that my modem is actually a router (i didnt believe ferhan when he told me yesterday). sad right, you all have a gedumbak friend. then i also realise that my modem has a name/brand. and its called 2wire! cool or not? (im just slow. bear with me)
it would be a miracle if i could wake up in time for family law tmr.
and i swear im fucking stress at school. we havent even start contract. we havent even start mbs. and we have mid sem test in 3 weeks. oh kill kill joy joy!
'-_-
i made a move at 12:25 AM
Monday, May 05, 2008
i think i have a lot of bimbo moments.
i wanted to order buble tea with a non-malay/non-english speaking china woman. (the person who always take my order wasn't there), and this is how i usually ordered "3 chocolate ice blend 2 with pearl one kosong (means i dont want pearl)"
on that day, yesterday, i frantically tried to translate 'kosong' into an english word and this is what i came up with "3 chocolate ice blend. 2 with pearl one empty i dont want anything" you do get my stupidity, yes?
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today would have been a whole load of fucking blonde bimbo moments had it not been for Ferhan. i went bank at 11 and met him around 12 after his appointment (alkisah) before we head off to raffles.
according to our resident terror queen (that would be dian, duh), exit from Drew & Napier and you'll find Hitachi Tower. let us pretend that i actually know where that law firm is ehhs? HAHA. but thanks dian, she did tried her best to make sure i ain't lost.
when we exit from oceans tower right, ferhan took a wrong turn (which i obviously didn't know) but since i have this nagging fear of getting lost i keep pestering him if we're lost. because he cannot take it, he slowly turned to me, stared at me and softly BUT sternly said "shut the fuck up, aidah."
looking up, our resident bimbo saw DREW & NAPIER LLC.
"ferhan, what's LLC ehhs?"
"aidah, YOU are an insult to all law students."
"WHAT! i forgot lehhs. oh is it litigators and lawyers centre?"
"NO!"
(anywayy, as i found out later, neither sham nor dian knows what's LLC. i'm an insult to all law students ehhs? you think all law students damn smart and very concern with the law industry is it? sesungguhnya, aku tk keseorangan!)
so, like finally, no thanks to my atrocious sense of direction, we found Hitachi Towers. and when all the forms has been processed and such, i had this stupid smile on my face.
THANKYOUS ehhs Ferhan for guiding me and accompany-ing me.
and asking the security guard at the information counter for me.
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so i reached school with an hour half to spare for accounts lecture.
then hor! we played with dian's webcam. HAHA.
i tell you ahhs, its either paris or dian's idea to take scary photos but dian's face damn scary already. i think can make Congkak 2 or Jangan Pandang Belakang-Dian's Edition.
ohoh, i skipped my first lecture in this new academic year. =))
and no ehhs, i wasn't lazy ehh. my face got the lazy characteristic mehh?
i had to go raffles remember. and it had to be contract lecture which i missed. dang! i think i miss her hair flicks.
which also remind me that madeline and zhao ling made this card for me.
" to my intellectually impaired sister.
to my minah friend. "
and they drew a pig. WAHLAU ehhs you all.
how can you do this to me.
(1) i'm prettier than a pig
(2) i hate pink
(3) i don't eat like a pig
(4) i am smarter than a pig
and most importantly (5) I DONT SNORT!
see now, no resemblence right? tsktsk.
but thanks thanks for the card. in sham's words "this is tribute to aidah or what?" i swear 5 out of 10 of my mispronouciation is there.
DEBTOR!
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dian got black eye! hahaha.
i blended in ehhs. goodgrief.
i like this one.
everyone look very nice right?
this one a bit obvious right i did it on purpose when they weren't ready?
HAHA. sorry ehh you people.
don't ask about desmond.
i think nobody realises it until after photo was taken.
dian sumpah advert for Colgate already!
the finger very unnecessary lehhs.
i think its nic's.
the bomb and the burn
i made a move at 7:50 PM
Sunday, May 04, 2008
fashion knows not the word comfort but the face you show the world.
-blair waldorf
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alright.
i think i need the gym. i also think i need TIME.
i've had Swensen's earthquake ice cream and Cavana hotdog thanks to my mother's randomness yesterday. (i love it, by the way).
i've been neglecting my family law for contract.
i'm still stuck with MBS tutorial. not moving an inch forward nor taking a step back. i nearly committed suicide with accounts tutorial cause i dont get balance sheet much. the numbers sort of confused me. 800 becomes 8000. you tell me now how can i not get headache when i realise i have excess assets.
i think gossip girl spews out funny wacky and OUCH quotes.
as much as b.f.f (say it as bee.eff.eff. intead of best friends forever) can make you go w.t.f (its not what the fuck but its double u.tee.eff.) i think its cynical and sometimes true.
speaking of GG, its loading fucking slow now.
bloodyhell.
i think Nate is cute but his character like tak beberapa perlu. heh
its just there to start a bitch fight and set the story.
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dang!
what was it that i wanted to update about my siblings?
bloody short term memory.
okayys, nevermind.
why is race a concern in marriage?
see, the narrowmindedness of the malay people.
but actually, this one is of no concern of mine. atleast not now.
ehhs this malay drama currently playing on suria ahhs, cannot angkat you know. other than wasting electricity, the corniness is set to murder those who cannot stand all these ahh. people like me ahh.
its not enough that the weather is roasting me alive
wahlau. damn hot okayys. you know i know we all know right?
i cannot stand this sehh. so don't laugh at me if you see me in campus walking around with a fucking fan ehhs. i very desperate already. i thought of lugging around an air conditioner but cannot ahh. must conserve the environment. i think like this 24/7 i stay in ilaw sudah.
before my nonsense reach 37 degrees like the bloody weather, its beneficial to the society that i stop now.
see what i found at google!
HAHA
okayokay i know the picture is not very sopan but i dont think kids read my blog. and we all can accept all this joke right? so okay lor!
i made a move at 9:16 PM
Friday, May 02, 2008
i sort of figure that i must at least blog ONCE every two days.
it helps me calm down and reflect.
it's an aidah thing you know.
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its 2nd week of school lehhs.
and im fucking tired. how now?! the rest of the bulk work havent even set in.
i think i should stop my evening walk with the guyys or at least limit it to once a week unless 15 is fucking crowded.
(1) i cannot take their speed
(2) they do not understand the meaning of leisurely pace (even on a friday)
(3) i CANNOT take their speed and lastly
(4) i like to walk slowly and enjoy the scenery and really, i dont want to be left behind.
i'm tired tired tired and i'm worried.
"FERHAN!!! I'm going to fucking fail my MBS!!"
how now?! i tried doing my mbs tutorial just now when i get home and i swear they weren't speaking english.
CHECK YES, AIDAH!
i made a move at 10:50 PM
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Zhao Ling thinks this is funny.
she must be very bored during MBS, i think.
i know you missed me. and its even sadder the fact that we're seperated by a soundproof glass window. i think i'm looking forward to MBS.
i recall knocking the glass window and plastering my phone to the window so she could my msg. lab has horrible network you know
i made a move at 9:33 PM
i thought it was quite funny..
labour day is a redundant holiday.
seriously lahhs ehhs.
i went over to a relative's place.
she just gave birth and is holding a majlis cukur rambut (what the fuck is majlis cukur rambut in english?!)
and my aunt who is around 20 plus ish asked if i am an emo kid.
goodgrief. i don't even dress like one just now (not that i have at any given time).piang ehhs. EMO, you know. -_-.
then, mama wanted so much to go to the park down in Yishun.
wahlioaehhs. in the scorching sun somemore. since i am damn tired already, i stayed in the car.
and tmr's friday! wooo.
i hate my friday timetable ehhs please.
who the fuck only put accounts tutorial at 4-6 at ENGINE school. retards.
i made a move at 7:46 PM
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