Friday, April 12, 2013

I'm in love with a chef

mmm well to be honest i'm in love with his creation "Joeys indulgent journey"
a dessert that i have been told is made to be shared by up to 4 people (best bit is he made double portions for me)


however since i was on my own i had no choice but to eat it all


Pfft if you believe that you will believe the moon is made of swiss cheese (and everyone knows its made of good ol aussie cheese :P)

Thursday, April 4, 2013

late easter post

Hi folks hope everyone is doing well
Here is a Easter message thats true to my heart
"there may be no passage in the Bible about cotton tailed cuties, but rest assured, I AM Easter. Sure, Jesus was a cool guy, but I give the people Chocolate! My image has taken a beatin - back in the day I was worshipped as a god; now I'm just blamed for the obesity epidemic and that makes me hoppin' mad. This time of year is stressful - my fur is falling out, I have no time for my boyfriend Timothy. The rumours are true... retirements beckoning. But it will be a few years before I leave the biz; the satisfaction of starting kids on a lifetime of sugar dependency as soon as their milk teeth are through is too good to pass up yet."
and of course here are some nice easter pics to finish the post off with (pfft be buggered you knew i was gonna post 3 pics didnt ya?)




 laters folks...
Peace, Love & Respect :)

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Subject: Hell explained by a chemistry student :D The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well *Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?* *Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. * *One student, however, wrote the following:* *First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states, that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?* *If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct. leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God! THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

 

Monday, August 20, 2012

packing

hey all been awhile
First i have a question...is it just me or is it crazy that Assange in a so called fight for free speech and journalistic freedom has turned to a country who jails its own journalists( and has 3 journalists who have themselves sought political asylum from their own country for the crime of writing about govt corruption) for asylum?
Mind you i do understand why he hasnt turned to his own country since the Aussie govt (labour/greenies) have a problem with our own journalists and are talking about muzzling our own press (what is it about left wing politicians that find free press so threatening?)

now on to the topic of packing...i have my annual holidays starting in (oh yeh 30 hrs) so of course being the typical lazy bugger that i am i havnt even started to pack yet...dont worry Miss T i still have plenty of time to do it in
going on a 10 Day P&O cruise up the tropical coast of Oz then will finish it off with a footy game (Essendon/Collingwood) in Melb (soz to all you magpie supporters but i'm praying for a bomber win)
just think all that free food n cheap drinks on offer (mmm better make use of the gym on the boat now that i think of it) should be fun

not exactly the boat i will be on but that necklace is hot (n if you belive thats why i put this pic up your crazy)...n i do love brown hair


 did i say i hate pink? meh it does look hot on some ppl
no idea why i put this pic up (besides that he is good to look at)

Peace, Love & Respect :)

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

memories

 When i was a teenager i used to go on camps with other guys aged 13-17 with the cadets and one thing sticks in my memory of those times...DROP BEARS...

now i hear you asking what is a drop bear...well to put it simply its a great animal used to scare the living daylights out of kids who are on there first bushcamp, i can remember one time when we had 8 boys all sleeping in the one 2 man tent after a night of stories around the fire


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictitious Australian marsupial.[1] Drop bears are commonly said to be unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koalas (although the Koala is not a bear) that inhabit treetops and attack their prey by dropping onto their heads from above.[2] They are an example of local lore intended to frighten and confuse outsiders and amuse locals, similar to the jackalope, hoop snake, wild haggis, or snipe hunt.
It is often suggested that doing ridiculous things like having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears will deter the creatures.[3]

 And from the Australian Museum;

Animal Species:Drop Bear

The Drop Bear, Thylarctos plummetus, is a large, arboreal, predatory marsupial related to the Koala.
Drop Bear distribution map
Drop Bear distribution map
© Australian Museum

Identification

Around the size of a leopard or very large dog with coarse orange fur with some darker mottled patterning (as seen in most Koalas). It is a heavily built animal with powerful forearms for climbing and holding on to prey. It lacks canines, using broad powerful premolars as biting tools instead.

Size range

120kg, 130cm long, 90 cm at the shoulder.

Distribution

Drop Bears can be found in the densely forested regions of the Great Dividing Range in South-eastern Australia. However there are also some reports of them from South-east South Australia, Mount Lofty Ranges and Kangaroo Island.

Habitat

Closed canopy forest as well as open woodland on the margins of dense forest. Never encountered near roads or human habitation.

Drop Bears hunt by ambushing ground dwelling animals from above, waiting up to as much as four hours to make a surprise kill. Once prey is within view, the Drop Bear will drop as much as eight metres to pounce on top of the unsuspecting victim. The initial impact often stuns the prey, allowing it to be bitten on the neck and quickly subdued.


There are some suggested folk remedies that are said to act as a repellent to Drop Bears, these include having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears. There is no evidence to suggest that any such repellents work.

Classification

Species:
plummetus
Genus:
Thylarctos
Peace:)

Thursday, June 7, 2012

crazy

Is it just me or is it crazy that its legal to have 2 dads on your birth certificate but illegal for your 2 dads to get married?...that was the decision made by a judge over here who ordered a gay couples names to both be on the birth certificate of there kid recently

 On another note i recently lost the hearing in my ear but after catching a nasty cold and doing all the right things to get rid of it my hearing seems to be coming back

Off to Adelaide tomoz to visit a great friend i met on farmtown (not exactly the best game but it did introduce me to some very awesome ppl) so all i can say to those of you who sneer n say WTF farmtown? it aint all that bad :P

So I can expect a weekend of fine food, wine and chocolate (not to forget the hugs)


just thought i would show you my preferred underwear (mmm that is a great excuse to put this pic up  :lol)
hope you all have a great weekend (i know i will)

till next time
Peace, Love & Respect :)

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

hey all



well it seems that even tho i havnt been on in such a long time i am still getting visitors to my blog (kinda makes me realise that i have been neglecting it for soooo long)

just a little update...have finished the harvest season for another yr (so all things going right i should end up[ posting more)

have had another operation 10 weeks ago to fix a hernia (only prob there is that when i woke up i was told they found a second one)...lost my hearing in my left ear (tho it seems to be coming back yay :D) damm i swear my bodies going to hell

oh well i guess i better start up at the gym n eat healthy n see if that will do any good

thought i would let you in on my secret to inner peace (shamelessly pinched from another blog...thx jesse)

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bockle uv Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr peeezz.
An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx

although in all honesty it doesnt mention my love affair with cheap (well bloody expensive according to my friends) whisky 

on a parting note heres some pics to leave you with...enjoy












p.s have a trip to adelaide in 2 weeks to meet one of my 2 fav online friends (cant wait)

Peace,Love &Respect

Ty:)