okay i'm just here to say the June holidays are almost over so to the 26Bs still in school... ALL THE BEST FOR THE UPCOMING PRELIMS! the rest of us have been there, done that, failed subjects... hahah and all i can say is, please do better than us. :) hahaha.
to the rest of us who have graduated, CONGRATS if you've found a place in a university! :D personally i can't wait to start cos now i take like 10000 years to do a simple maths sum in my head. :( and to the rest who've gotten rejection letters... just don't give up. we're still the top 25% of kids in our cohort since we managed to get into JC in the first place HAHA :D
take care everyone! i honestly miss this class! :)
♥, emil
5:14 PM
20090421
Interview' at US embassy
A Person being interviewed at the US Embassy.
CONSUL : "Your name, please. ?"
ARAB : "John"
CONSUL : "Sex.?"
ARAB : "SIX times a week."
CONSUL : "I mean, male or female. ?"
ARAB : "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL : "Holy cow !"
ARAB : "Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL : "Man, isn't that hostile ?"
ARAB : "Horse style, dog style, any style !"
CONSUL : "Oh dear !"
ARAB : "Deer ? No deer, they run too fast....!!
11:19 AM
20090328
Jokes of an idiot
Pathan bought a new mobile.. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610' ============ ========= ========= ====== Pathan : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Pathan : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. ============ ========= ========= ========= === Pathan : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Pathan : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game. ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== Pathan : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Pathan : No, I'll also stay with your sister. ============ ========= ========= ========= == Pathan : People consider me as a 'GOD' Wife: How do you know?? Pathan : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again... ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== Pathan complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.' Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?' Pathan : 'I was watching TV news...' ============ ========= ========= ========= == Pathan comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine' He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.' ============ ========= ========= ========= ====== How do you recognize Pathan in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. ============ ========= ========= ========= ======== Once Pathan was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= == Pathan in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?' ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === Pathan : Why are all these people running? Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup Pathan : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running? ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= === Teacher : 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense Pathan : The future tense is 'u will go to jail' ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
10:35 PM
20090323
Answer these quickly without thinking first
Below, there are 4 questions n 1 bonus question. Answer them without thinking too long. U can only think for 1 second.
Ready? Set... GO!!!
1st question You are in a race. You take over a person in the second position. Now you are in wad position?
Answer: If your answer is the first position, you are WRONG! If you take over the person in the second position then u will be in the second position.
Now we shall move on to the 2nd question...
2nd question If youtake over the last person, now you are in what position?
Answer: If your answer is the second last person then you are WRONG again! Let me ask you a question, how is it possible to take over the last person??
You are not that smart, are you?
3rd question Mental Calculation Do it without using calculator at all!!!! Dun cheat!
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now at another 1000. Now add 30. Add 1000 again. Now add 20. Now add 1000. And now at 10. Wad is the result???
Is the result 5000?
The correct answer is 4100!
If you dun believe then check it out with calculator. Not your lucky day huh? Maybe in the last question u can get it right.... Maybe.....
4th question Mary's father has 5 kids: 1.Nana, 2.Nene, 3.Nini, 4. Nono. Who is the fifth kid?
Is your answer Nunu? NO! Of course NOT! The fifth kid is MARY. Read again the question...
Okay now is the bonus round:
A mute man went to a shop to buy toothbrush, he managed to give the shopkeeper idea of what he wanted to buy and managed to get the toothbrush. Next, a blind man went into that shop and wanted to buy sunglasses, how did he give the shopkeeper the idea of what he wanted to buy?
Answer: He just have to tell the shopkeeper since he is not mute
Do you feel so smart now?? Haha!
5:01 PM
20090312
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
We had our class outing yesterday! Well, kind of anyway, there was only four of us...but it kind of was supposed to be a class outing so I guess it kind of is? Haha. Well, only Guo Jing, Justina and Darwin turned up in the end. Thanks guys for coming! (:
Anyway, as usual I guess I was kind of late? Haha. Okay, I was late but come on, I am always late and it's kind of going to be the last time I'll probably get to come late again.
Cherish the memories of me being late guys!
Anyway, the initial plans for Sakura were scraped so we went around randomly looking for food. Guo Jing was wondering what was at Paranakan Place so we went around looking for it and I started asking random strangers and the people at the Singapore Information counter (who surprisingly know where it is!). It was mostly filled with pubs though so we kept on walking until we reached Waraku at the Starhub building!
Okay so none of us have eaten here or even heard of his place before. Guo Jing pretty much handled most of the ordering knowing most of the dishes occasionally asking the waiter for his recommendations. I think we ordered like 6 or 7 dishes costing us about like $120 but no one was full at the end of it. The portions seemed kind of small especially for four people so we had our second dinner at Burger King (BK FTW!). It costed us like $4 for the burger and like $3 of the pie and I think it was more filling then the entire Waraku dinner but it was still fun!
The "class outing" pretty much ended here. Just a small little celebration outside the 7-11 and the rest headed home while me and Guo Jing started our second outing (it was wayyyyyy tooooo early go head home)! (:
(Yes, I did copy and paste this from my blog but I was too lazy to retype a new one! :-X )
We make lots of noise in LTs and get picked on for
sleeping, eating and simply for not being there.
We get screamed at by teachers
practically every week,
and standing at the back of the class
isn't much of a punishment already.
Last-minute studying is like a rite of passage,
so it isn't much of a surprise to see us at
the bottom of the cohort for every exam.
We call each other names and can be pretty
mean sometimes which make
our thick skins a gift :)
BUT! We can get pretty united!
eg pretending not to know where Econs class is/
playing silly games during school events
(think teachers' day 08)/
running from class to class like a bunch of hooligans/
distracting the GP tutor from teaching us
by talking nonsense..
The list goes on...........
:)
Despite all this we're pretty sure we're ♥-ed though. :DD
