Car Butts

So I'm driving home from work today in pretty heavy traffic thinking about how much I hate being squished between wall-to-wall car butts. I hate it! It doesn't matter what kind! Chevy, Ford, Lexus, Mercedes... makes no difference to me! I especially hate seeing those car butts upclose. I hate seeing the tail lights come on as the cars break and having to slam on mine and I especially hate seeing those big ol' semi truck butts! And just as I was about to ram one of them, I saw it. Could it be? It is!! Finally! A car butt I don't mind being stuck behind! The Green Machine, The Pickle, The Manning Mobile!!! It was a most welcome sight! And sure enough, as I pulled alongside, I saw dad snackin' on a bag of chips on his way home from work. It instantaneously made me happy! Who would have thought? So, next time you're stuck behind a bunch of car butts, look for a familiar one. It may make the drive that much more pleasant! (And inspite of my best efforts to catch his attention, he was pretty focused in on the truck butt in front of him. So if you're reading this Dad, I waived at you today! Hope you had a pleasant drive and I hope the chips were good!)

Back to the Grinder

So, I was thinking about being back at work and I came across this comic. It'll make you feel better about whatever job you're working at. Can't think of anything more humiliating or monotonous than what you do? Think a little harder... :)