Tonegent, The Album!

Hey all, remember me? If you've been wondering where I've been (which you haven't), I've been locked in a small padded room for the last nine months, subsisting on Four Loko, Captain Crunch and my own delusions of grandeur, making this. The sound is a deliberate throwback to late '90s Electronica, because I am old and this music the kids listen to today, OY VEY! IT HURTS MY EARS WITH THE ALL THE UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ!

Anyhoo, I hope you dig it...



... and if you do, tell your friends, IF YOU HAVE ANY! I'm just kidding. You are all beautiful people and surely very popular. Peace out...

A Late Easter Egg

A little ditty I made on Easter Sunday whilst gnawing the ears off a chocolate bunny or twelve...



Enjoy!

Jah Love Free

A new FREE EP by me on Bandcamp. The title cut is an oldie but I made it a brand new friend for the B-side. Go get it. Did I mention it's FREE? Because it's FREE...

(Not that I've yet had anyone actually pay anything for my music, but let me have my delusions of grandeur, OKAY?)

2 New EPs out on Bandcamp

Holla!

Shuffleupagus Radio Is Back

Hey there, remember me? I wouldn't blame you if you didn't... what's it been, 6 months? Let's just say... I had the Ebola. Yep. That's what happened and I'm stickin' with it. But hey, how about a new season of the podcast! Dig it...

Shuffleupagus Radio 2.02 by Shuffleupagus Radio on Mixcloud

And as an added bonus, here's a sweet new track from Swindle...



(Podcast 100% Ebola Free)

This is not The Bangles...

This shit right here is my jam right now... it's a mashup of this and this by member(s) of the shadow organization known as Editainment and it is fucking perfect...



Sorry for the picture. The only post I could find of this on Soundcloud was by that guy and he apparently thought it was necessary to post his photo along with it in case Justin Bieber was on Souncloud today instead of Grindr...

And this isn't quite perfect, but it's certainly adequate...

Shuffleupagus Radio Ep. 20 by Shuffleupagus Radio on Mixcloud

Fat Tunesday

I'm gonna just go with a very on-the-nose selection today from The Hot 8 Brass Band. Now show me your tits...



... and I'll show you mine. My podcast, that is! HEY-YOOOOOOO!

Shuffleupagus Radio Ep. 19 by Shuffleupagus Radio on Mixcloud

That's MISTER Scruff to you, Sparky...

Hey look, it's a new tune by the man, the myth, the Mr. Scruff! And it's quite different from what you'd expect... kinda moody, even. Quite good, though. Dig it...



And if ya wanna follow one person the social medias... this is the man. He regularly posts up recordings of his genius 5-hour DJ sets and they are stellar. Do it...

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... then after that, check out the latest episode of the podcast. It's only one hour, but also stellar... -ish.

Shuffleupagus Radio Ep. 18 by Shuffleupagus Radio on Mixcloud

"And if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!"

Satan... that guy. Love him or hate him, you know that if he shows up at the party it's gonna be interesting. He's not just gonna stand in the corner holding up the wall. He's going to summon Hitler up from Hell and have him do 10 minutes of standup about airplane food (which kills, btw)... or he's gonna possess your co-worker from Accounting and have her running around naked, speaking in tongues and a pleasuring herself with your Wii controller (also entertaining if a bit awkward)... or maybe he just gets super high and you all roll into the studio and make some tunes. And that last one is what I think happened with to my man Sebastian Ciceri... or at least I hope so. Because his new album EEZ ZEE FRUU-EEETS OF ZEE DE-VEEEEEEL! If I was some sort of fancy "music blogger", I might describe the sound as "Post-Rock with healthy doses of Electronica and Jazz", but FRUU-EEETS OF ZEE DE-VEEEEEEL is way more interesting. Dig it...



And my man also made this sexy little video for the title track...



So go buy yourself a copy of this bad boy right now. IT WILL ONLY COST YOU YOUR SOUL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pack your beats and go...

Kelis has always been far more interesting than your average R & B "diva" when it comes to her sound and choice of collaborators... and the fact that her new record is out on the mighty Ninja Tune certainly does nothing to dent that reputation. Here, the first single, "Jerk Ribs", gets a remix from man of the moment Ben Pearce. Niceness...



But Kelis isn't just into food as song titles... she's a trained chef and she once judged a Quickfire on Top Chef! KELIS THINKS YOUR SCALLOP DISH LACKS ACIDITY! That's something you don't wanna hear...

(Slick segue in 3... 2... 1...)

But something you DO want to hear is this mix I did for the fine folks at Housewerk...



It'll fill your pants... with DANCE!