Jan 10th
After leaving Monkey in Interlaken, I went on ahead to Munich, Germany - holy land of beer and meat.

Really starting to get used to these trains. They're wonderfully fast and punctual; screw you lah KTM.

Seems more likely that I'm going from JB to Singapore than from Switzerland to Germany, wth?
Arriving in Munich in the evening, I head straight for the Wombats Hotel, an Australian chain of hostels with branches around Europe. Could hear Aussie accents the moment I stepped inside lol. Was cheap, only 18 euros a night!
Passed the lounge on the way up; I must say it's pretty damn cool. An indoor garden-thing, complete with beanbags, hammocks, and other comfy types of furniture.

So colourful.
I put my stuff down and went for dinner. Asked the receptionist to recommend a place to eat, and he said something along the lines of "go out, turn left and walk straight for a bit and you'll see it!"
Should've said "walk straight... for about 15 mins." =__= I was so confused lol. Wombats made this brilliant tourist guide thingy, one side was a map with points of interest, restaurants and clubs all marked out, and the other side had descriptions of everything. Fantastic little map, more than I needed for my 5 days in Munich.
The restaurant where I had my dinner was the "Augustiner Brauhaus", a branch of one of the six main beer halls in munich (this one being Augustiner lols).

Clockwise from top-left: Bread pudding ("Leberknodel"), some pork thing which you can't see in the pic, fried onion things, and some meat thingy, all in a wonderful mushroom-meaty sauce. Can't remember details ==" it was very, very good though. A bit too rich for me, felt full so fast -_-
THE NEXT DAAAAYYY (11th Jan)
Wombats provides "free" walking tours around the city; only caveat is that you have to tip the guy or you're a douche lol. So we got this.. portugese/african/british/super rojak mix guy who looked plain british-black, and he took a bunch of us around the city.

I forget where this is, but it had some cool.. snack bar.. thing.
Then he took us to a cathedral. There's a story about the cathedral architect who supposedly made a pact with the devil. Basically the T&C were that the devil would make sure construction went smoothly, as long as there were no windows, cause windows are like super holy right. When it was finally done, there were craptons of windows on each side of the building, so the devil was pissed and tried the ol' claim-thine-soul thing.
HOWEVER architect showed him that, from the spot where they made the deal, there were no windows! From that point of view, the cathedral's supporting pillars perfectly blocked every window on the left and right!

(apparently, the huge-ass window at the back was installed later lol)
Can't see windows right? But yet it's not dark. Oooooo. So yeah devil was pissed that an architect pwned him and he stamped his foot on the ground in anger:

US 11 btw
NEEEXT, the
glockenspiel on Marienplatz.
Basically it's some weird chime concert with freaky tin clockwork robots. Wasn't too impressive. Some jousting, some dancing
coopers. When the bubonic plague hit, a shitload of people died all over the place, and they were still afraid to come out of their homes even after the plague let up. The esteemed government (and wine corporations, cause wine was stored in barrels in those days) then went: "I know, let's make the coopers dance around on one leg all around town to show people it's safe!" thereby making the wonderful job of barrel-making even more exhilaratingly embarrassing.

Virgin Mary statue right next to the Glockenspiel. The four things (two from this angle) surrounding its base are meant to ward off misfortune; the lion for war, serpent for heresy, cockatrice for disease, and dragon for famine.
He took us to a butchershop where we had wonderful Bratwurst in a bun and some wheat beer. I don't really like wheat beer ==" Oh btw, they've got no open-bottle laws here, so everyone just walks around with beer in hand, I shit you not. Riding a bike with an open bottle is considered drinking-and-driving though.

FRESH MEEAAATT.
They pinch a long bratwurst in a small round bread roll, and it looks pretty comical. Here's a pic i snagged off google:

Really good though! The best way to cook bratwurst is to first boil it in beer and onions, then grill it :D I award this three-and-a-half noms. OM NOM NOM NOM.
Joke from the tour guide:
"There are four types of 'Aussies' in Munich. First there's you guys and residents who hail from down under. Next, Austrians are Aussies too. Anyone from East Germany is an Ossy, because 'East' is 'Ost' in German. Finally.. there's me! The name's Ozzy. "
... lol.
Was an incredibly energetic guide, bouncing all the way ==" Quite possibly high on something. Very knowledgeable though, told us LOADS about the history of Munich, most of which I've already forgotten. Quite a bit about the famous
Beer Hall Putsch, where Hitler tried to start a revolution, and other Nazi-ish things. He showed us places like sports shops and touristy places that were once Nazi offices. Apparently Munich's really good at burying all the dark history lol.
Here's one of other six famous beer halls in Munich, and possibly the most famous one: Hofbrauhaus:

Empty in the day, of course. Beer here is pretty amazing. At night, all three floors of this building are filled with people, drinking beer 0.5L or 1.0L (a "stein") at a time. The standard price for beer in Munich is 3.1 euros for a half-litre. Touristy places charge way more though lol.
Also, if you throw up (which is pretty common), there's a 10-euro fee added to your bill. Hofbrauhaus presents an alternative though: an auto-flushing puke basin in the men's room with a huge drain. Puke there for free!

Fruit stall somewhere! Lots of these. He ended the tour on a famous street were the Nazis marched and headed off against the police. There was a memorial for the police and bystanders who were killed in the march.
Next to that place, shopping district!

Lol. Bought a new belt cause my old one broke ): was a pretty pricey one too! Dammit.

There were a few roadside pastry shops with tasty-looking snacks. Chocolate croissant... mmmmmmmm. Not stingy with the chocolate filling! Croissants are delicious, chocolate ones more so. THREE NOMS. NOM NOM NOM.
Finally, dinner at Augustiner again. Cheap and delicious, mmmm. Ate with the three Aussies I met on the tour (two were from my room). They're starting their second year at U.Syd reading law and economics. Wonder if terry/ter-yi/turkey'll meet them one day. FB!
Anyway the three of us ordered the same dish: Brewmaster's platter.

Three brewmaster's platters in one huge dish. GIGANTIC I TELL YOU. Ball thingy's a potato dumpling, like 10cm in diameter.

My share.
Crispy Pork Knuckle was DELICIOUS. Even better than at
"El Cerdo" in Malaysia, if you've tried it. Cabbage,
fantastic duck, more
pork filet things that were tasty and tender, plus a wonderfully fluffy
potato dumpling of the most perfect consistency imaginable.
FIVE(+0.5) NOMS DAMMIT. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
That's all for now! Next: Disneyland Castle?!
Expenditure:
Sandwich and coke on the train, 7CHF
Dinner, first night, 15 Euros
Bratwurst an Beer, 4 Euro
Tour, overtipped cause no change ==", 10 Euro
Belt, 20 Euro. Took an hour to find a nice one that wasn't crazy expensive. Cheap di lah.
Groceries (snacks for the next day), 5 Euro
Dinner, 15 Euro
Beer, 2.3 Euro
Total: 7CHF + 71.3 Euro = RM22.08 + RM329 = RM351.08 .. will stop posting these numbers eventually ==" Heartache. Well, expected to spend 25Euros a day on food; Food's below my budget, but shit like my belt and the tour is what killed it. Siiiigh.