Linerider.

Okay, there's this Java game thing called Linerider, it's essentially a drawing + physics toy. What you do is draw lines on the drawing board, then press "Play". A tiny guy on a tiny sled will drop onto the starting point and will sled along the lines according to gravity... give it a fiddle, it's kinda fun XD but REALLY hard, falls off a lot.
Click LINERIDER Click

Okay? Fun? Probably not for long, too hard. Lookie what some people can do:




W. T. F.
=.=

Dream (1)

DREAM (pt. 1 of 7)

RANDOM UPDATE! XD

Randall Munroe, the genius who writes xkcd, my favorite webcomic, started 4 sites some time ago: thefairest, thecutest, thefunniest and bestthing (click words to go to the site!). Each site will give two random photos of either 2 beautiful things, cute things, funny things or two "best things that could happen". Visitors then vote for the one they prefer. Everything is tabulated and you can see the top few choices for each one.
Here are the top choices for Best Thing:

The Best Things Ever:

1. Meeting that 1% of the population that you actually get along with and can call your friend
2. Being outside at night when it's the perfect temperature
3. Saying the perfect comeback at the perfect time.
4. Having a drawer where everything you ever lose ends up.
5. Being able find the perfect, witty response to everything someone says to you
6. Having the conversation happen exactly as you rehearsed in your mind
7. Being able to come up with comebacks right away
8. Being able to teleport anywhere you wanted just by willing yourself to
9. Having feet. It's pretty awesome.
10. Secret passages behind bookshelves
11. Being able to read minds...AND being awfully good looking.
12. Discover that you can stop time at will
13. Your great idea actually turning out to be a great idea.
14. Eye contact that lasts WAY too long for "just friends"
15. Waking up to your crush knocking on the door and proceeding to make mad monkey love all afternoon
16. ROAD TRIPS with good friends
17. A job that you actually WANT to go to
18. Having a 100% sarcastic conversation with someone who thinks you're serious
19. Cows that actually say "Moo" when you "moo" at them.
20. Finding out that every time you reach into your pocket, you find another $100 bill.

Funniest Pictures (clicky!)
Most Beautiful Photos
Cutest Photos


Damn cool right?
Yeah I know.

03052008

*EDIT*
Translation from Jaqueline's blogpost
Excerpt:
".... The bean curd is a left handed person, including the electric guitar also is with for the left handed person despotic. "
LOL wtf, screw babelfish, slowly read lah.

Long post. Long time no update. So there.
Today.. I'm eighteen! Eighteen years and nothing involving juvenile court yet, good enough for me :D now it's the big leagues!

Back a day.
May 2nd
9-smth am, Kubhandren and Anirwan (classmates) said they would go for frisbee the next day.

11-smth am, Wei jian said he'd go for frisbee the next day as a birthday thingy.

1.45pm, Ying Xian (prom head in student council) smses, "Eh meet me at Starbucks, I gotta give back your receipt". I lost an RM 280 receipt 2 days before, damn annoyed about it. So.. woohooooo! MY RECEIPT!

2pm, college just ended. Goes to Starbucks.. no Ying Xian no receipt, so I call and she tells me "I'm quite far away right now.. about half an hour? "
"Hmmm nah keep it for me till Monday, I'm late. "
"NO I'LL LOSE IT!!!! "
"Keep it lah. "
So I'm about take a cab/bus.. Sridhar comes running and he tells me she's at Starbucks, so I go there. Again, no Ying Xian, no receipt! zomg, what trickery is this?!
Then the whole prom com comes with a cake and all, from a far away Secret Recipe, didn't see that coming actually!
So I've got a lovely cake! Except that the top half slid off the bottom and got kinda smushed. And there was no receipt, NOOOOO!!! XD
The more we tried to fix it the more smushed it got, so... yeah. Eventually it turned into a little pile of was-cake, tasted pretty fine though lol. Expectedly we were all caking each other with the cream and stuff XD Fun fun, pics later.
Thanks lots, to Ying Xian, Theng Seng, Sridhar, Kubhandren, Izzat, Raevin, Harinder, Farah, Jia Wei and Ian! That was a really... interesting cake XD I appreciate it more than it seems, so yeaaaah, thanks! :D

8pm, Wei Jian FFK FRISBEE!!!! OMG SCREW YOU, ASS! Then I also contemplating not going liao, since we were... GONNA WATCH IRONMAN with my Nakama™ after that! Yay Yay Tony Stark Yay Yay Iron Yay!
10pm, Anirwan and Kubhandren said not going due to futsal fatigue -.-" FFK FFK FFK DAMMIT.
Ah well. Can sleep in!



May 3rd

12.00am, birthday wishes online :)

sleep sleep
sleep sleep
sleeeeeeep glorious sleeeeeeep

11.30am wake up
9.00 am, someone calls my name, I see Alex's face peering by my bed-ladder, wtf? Khye Theng's there too! With a flaming cake! More good cakeyness. Woooow, damn startled lol XD ah... she had SATs too, omg.
Okay so we went to MV and had breakfast and daytona and daytona and daytona and pool but there was no pool cause stupid pool closed and daytona and bishi-bashi and contemplate bowling and daytona, then went back XD

THANK YOU KHYE THENG AND ALEX!!!!! And the rest of the council who couldn't make it, thanks! :D

12-ish pm, on the way back, mom says my pipe bocor or something, which is kinda.. not surprising, cacat pipes. Reached home, rushed up, opened toilet door and...
topless Jeffrey there with a freaking ribbon around his head.
0.5 sec stone
slam door
run down, that toilet cannot use jor.
Got pushed back up and I see my beloved shorty there, got pushed out to the balcony aaaand..

All my good Nakama™ down at the garden, holding up signs that spelled "Happy Bdy!" yes bdy -.-
Kwan seng, monkey, turkey, yong hui, suping, limay.. jeff jaq and bren upstairs lol.
Rocking good fellas :D XDXD

Duhm-Duhm-Duuuuhm.... turns out Jian's frisbee thing was just a lure to get me out. So was him telling Kub and Anir to "ffk" me. There is no Ironman for watching :O but this is so much better x) Love you guys lol, damn rocking :D

I've been Punk'd.

In the history of mankind, there has never been such a birthday since the time of Emporer Constantine III.

First part over.
Second, I get it all on film! What my dear Nakama™ went through, all the way from the LRT station to my house, set-up and all... Plus the cameras followed my reaction from my bathroom to the balcony beautifully :)
Third, I get to spend the day with all my fwends :D

Here's something they got me:
like OMG right? Ahahaha! Bottom one by Suping, top by Kwan Seng.. All with everyone else's input.


I also got myself another "cake"!Wtf is that?!?!?!
Jian: "Bread, crackers, kaya, honey, hersheys, cream... usual stuff lah. " <-- something around those lines. They lit it and I.. sorta ate it, headfirst lol :D for the 2nd day in a row I smell like cream XD I saw how you guys made it, musta been quite funny watching me try to eat that thing XD thanks guys. And I shall repeat my wish, "For all of us to be around for the next party! " Too hasty. "For all of us to be around each other for eternity, " is what I was aiming at. 5 sexy ladies, the female half of today's event :D
Suping on top, Sara on the left, then Limay, Jaqueline and Brenda :)


Mah Geek Bling from Suping and Yong hui!!! Lol XDXD It's tiny btw, damn cute XD Thanks you two :D May you both be like two adjacent centre-pieces on a rubik's cube - Never apart from each other. Google it :p

Had lunch, mom, Rose and granny whipped up some random odd stuff, Khye Theng left us there... I really thank you deeply, thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks! Great vice-pres, our council shalt Rocketh Taylor's.

After that we went down to the basement and watched "P.S. I Love You", which was pretty sweet and stuff XDXD nice nice. Turkey left around here. Thanks for everything man, known you the longest... since we were 6? Lol old Nakama™. Thanks for the present too!

Back up after the movie for the traditional PLAY WITH WATER bit, where we.. play with water! A hose, water, buckets, frisbees and best friends.. what more could we need for a rockin' good time? Some heat mebbe, but s'okaylah. Played truth or dare (lol), some weird number games and word games, tossed frisbees around and sprayed people for no reason. Funness XD



After clean-up XD




I get... another cake! You guys ah...



MY CAKE, MY FREAKING CAKE, FUGGER OFF...
... or I'll set Jeff Seng on you.


Me and Mom! Lots of unsaid love here mom, thank you.


My harem, as usual :D Hohohoho.

And my Nakama™.


Must always have a LA-LA SHOT! ROAR! :D I'm too cool for that, yup, see pic XDXDXD

Apparently KS was behind this.. All I can say is IT'S GONNA BE FREAKING HARD TO TOP THIS FOR YOUR DAY CAUSE IT'S THE BEST FUCKING THING EVAAAAARRRR! Thanks man.
Rest assured, We shalt Top It.

Thank yew May and Jian and everyone else too!!! Rawr.

I have never seen more scheming, deception and trickery the 17 years and 364 days before Friday, May 2nd as compared to the past two days. Neither have I been more amazed at my friends nor felt as grateful for them being around. You guys are the best! Love you all, in a non-gay non-guygirl kinda way lollylollol (except one). Thank you damn freaking the lots! zomg.

and to my dearest shorty, lols, lol lol x)

Thanks to LIYING for her letter and bookmark all the way from Canada! I got an envelope in the mail a week ago from Canada, hmm! XD Love you too! Refer to above love. Will put pics!

Thanks to Xiao Von, Mel and Caitlin for their messages all the way from UK, Singapore and Australia respectively! Refer above again.

Thanks to everyone else for their heartfelt greetings and warm wishes, I'm so fuzzy now *wiggly* hohohoho and yet I'm 18 so this beer I'm holding, it's freaking legal.