UPDATE!!!!!! fark.

Just got back from the doctor's.. X-ray shows i snapped an exostosis (look it up lazy bums) bah. Surgery on Monday. Crutches for 3 WEEKS!

STUPID GODDAMN OBSTACLE COURSE

Ok, maybe it was my fault i tried to jump over the form 5 girl on the beam. But well she twitched and i lost concentration and knocked my er... knee-protrusion-thingy onto her shoulder... now its swollen like a babi's bontot.
MAIN POINT:
IM ON FRIKKIN CRUTCHES FOR A DAMNED WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!
bah.... so much for the hols. At least i'll get my projects done -___-"

2.2 Million Dollar Tofu

Wow. im worth $2,200,472.
I guess thats pretty good when i compare myself to a certain other person.
Thought the max value of a male is 3.9m and female 3.2m. MUAHAHAAAA inferior races! *kicked by the females in my blogger links*

Auctioner: Tofuking for bids, at a low low price of 2 million!

*Random Guy A raises finger, indicating a 10k increase in price*
*Familiar Face B doubles the last bid*
*Auctioner triples it*
*Random Guy A gets trampled for such a measly bid*
*Bill Gates quintiples the last bid*

Auctioner: Tofuking's price is now... uh.. infinity!
Tofuking: No shit sherlock /pif
*Anonymous kicks the shit outta Tofuking for being a pompous ego-tripper*

And thats why you should never auction off a Tofuking, because he's too valuble. The fan-girls will kill you.
*Onwards Dasher, Dancer, onwards Prancer, Vixen, onwards Comet, Cupid, onwards Donner, Blitzen, onwards Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reeeeindeeeer~~~~~ get me away before the fans arrive!*




**All currency values are in Rupees**

uhhh...... i edited the template n crap, so maybe now i'll start using blogs.