Funny Things Daniel Says About the Pregnancy and New Baby

Daniel to mom: Your legs are really big.

Mom: You want to sit in my lap?
Daniel: Nooooooo Your lap is broken.

Daniel pushing on my stomach: Wake up baby.
Then seconds later, rubbing my stomach: Shhh, the baby is sleeping.

Mom: Daniel are you going to share your toys with the new baby?
Daniel: Noooooo
Mom: Can the new baby sleep in the crib?
Daniel: Nooooooo
Mom: Can the new baby watch "Super Why" with you?
Daniel whispers: Yeah

Obviously the one about my brick house foot was the best.
I am sure there are billions more, it is hard to remember after the time is past.

Brick House

Melanie and Daniel are sitting at the kitchen table, Melanie looks at her pregnant swollen feet.

Melanie: My foot looks like a brick...
Daniel (singing): ...house!

Happy Van?

Walking to the car last night'

Daniel: I'm happy!
Melanie: I'm so glad honey, I'm happy too.
Daniel: Daddy is happy a'too.
Melanie: Yes daddy is happy too.
Daniel: That garage is happy. That car is happy.
Melanie: Is out van happy?
Daniel (looking at Melanie like she is stupid): Noooooo!

We tried over and over for the last couple of days, but he holds firm that our van is definitely not happy!

Greece

Conversation over dinner tonight...

Jason: Daniel do you want to move to Greece?
Daniel: YEAH!!!
Jason: What would we do for money? Should we open...
Daniel (Interrupting): ...a present for Daniel!
Jason: [Laughing]
Daniel (Looking around for his toys): I will probably play with it.

Who is Annoying?

Today at lunch, sitting at the table. On the table is a bottle of taco sauce, ketchup and Melanie and Daniel sharing a quesadilla.
Melanie: Daniel you need to eat your quesadilla
Daniel: Mom eating taco sauce
Melanie: that's right, now eat your quesadilla
Daniel: more ketchup
Melanie: you need to eat one bite of quesadilla and then you can have more ketchup
Daniel: No.
He begins to throw pieces of his meal on the table and bang his fork.
Melanie: You are really annoying.
Daniel: Daniel annoyoyoying.
Melanie: Who is annoying?
Daniel: Daniel is annoyoyoying.

Who Dunit

Jason cringing over a very stinky diaper.

Jason: Stinky!
Daniel: [Chuckles].
Jason (Feeling a little faint): Who put this stinky poop in your diaper?
Daniel: Grandma-Sug did.
Jason (Trying not to fall down laughing): How did Grandma-Sug do that?
Daniel: She putit in der.

A Guy

Jason and Daniel get out of car and start walking into post office.

Daniel (pointing at old woman): A GUY!
Jason: No buddy that's a lady.
Daniel (looking suspicious): A Lady....?
Daniel (Coming to his own conclusion): NO! A GUUY!