Moo

Alice was rubbing her fork on her foot! Gross! Me: We do not live in a barn. Alice: Moo.

Oh the potty

"I never pee on the door." Love that Alice girl.

Target

As we wait for Dad to meet us at a restaurant by Target Daniel asks "Is Dad at our Target? I mean the Target we go to all the time. The Target we go to like everyday?"

Les Miserables

Alice singing "Look down! Look down! No one likes me!"

Broccoli

Daniel looked at his plate and said "can I get some butter and some cinnamon sugar for my broccoli?"

velociraptor

I was telling Daniel that I read to him a bunch when he was tiny because it entertained him: Daniel "what books did we read?" Me "I was reading Plato's "republic"" Daniel "Who is play-doh?" Me "Pla-To, he was a philosopher" Daniel "A Velociraptor???"

Bad Night

Recently my sister and brother in law posted on facebook that their son (a skinny and tall 3 year old) had a bad night. Jason and I speculated on what that could mean, and Daniel chimed in: "Maybe his bed fell down. He could be too heavy for his bed and if his bed fell down that would make it a bad night."