Good way to deal with unreasonable people!! Hee Hee..
THE HOTEL BILL
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high...you might want to use this logic!
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on
the road, they're too tired to continue, and they
decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room,
but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then
get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and
demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms
certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells
him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on
speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens
to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an
Olympic-size pool and a huge conference centre that
were available for the husband and wife to use.
"But we didn't use them," the man complains.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," complains the man again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager replies.
No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is not moved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check.
"But sir," he says, "This check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the man replies, "She was here, and you could have."